My party in the cafe!!!!..........would you like to come?.

16 Jun 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Ok Debs is there anymore room left for little ol me?
I have a big punnet of strawberries in my fridge that I could bring and a carton of Nesquick in my cupboard :bounce: :bounce: Mind you.......... its strawberry too !! :lol:
So who's bringing the nibbles then? :rascal:

Tell Nobby to bring his nuts! :twisted:

16 Jun 2005

Much as I'd love to Debs, not gonna be around, and not sure I'd recover in time after what you did to me this afternoon! :shock: :P :twisted:
Have a good one tho'... wink

Al

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Aldeway
Much as I'd love to Debs, not gonna be around, and not sure I'd recover in time after what you did to me this afternoon! :shock: :P :twisted:
Have a good one tho'...
Al

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell them all!
or they will all want a bit!.....and i can only handle 2 at a time redface

ops:
I will Miss you .............big boy!! :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by MrsFC
So who's bringing the nibbles then? :rascal:

Yes!!!.......... who is bringing sir nibs( Mark! ) dunno

:giggle:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Much as I'd love to Debs, not gonna be around, and not sure I'd recover in time after what you did to me this afternoon! :shock: :P :twisted:
Have a good one tho'...
Al

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell them all!
or they will all want a bit!.....and i can only handle 2 at a time redface

ops:
I will Miss you .............big boy!! :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink:
Have you been partying without your guests Debs? smackbottom

16 Jun 2005

Quote by slave Dave
Much as I'd love to Debs, not gonna be around, and not sure I'd recover in time after what you did to me this afternoon! :shock: :P :twisted:
Have a good one tho'...
Al

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell them all!
or they will all want a bit!.....and i can only handle 2 at a time redface

ops:
I will Miss you .............big boy!! :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink:
Have you been partying without your guests Debs? smackbottom

you see!!!...now look what ya done! HUH!! rolleyes

Who Me Dave???

16 Jun 2005

A party's not a party without the mudshakes and a mommy's special wink

So come on, where's mine?
Oh and...is this party vanilla?

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Oh and...is this party vanilla?

No why! :shock: ..i hate vanillia!
The rules are........... you are only allowed to be as naughty as possible! :twisted: :twisted: And be very very open minded!..........Any one that considers them selfâ€™s not to be........ Are not welcome!.........Piss off!
So Libra you are defiantly OK! :rascal:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
A party's not a party without the mudshakes and a mommy's special
So come on, where's mine?
Oh and...is this party vanilla?

mudshakes and vanilla some how dont seem to blend lol

oh you and mommys wooden hand rolleyes

x rache x

16 Jun 2005

Can I come?
I'll bring 4 cans of Morrisons lager (I might stash 2 behind the sofa to take home with me) and some betabuy crisps.
I've a good collection of Country music if youre still looking for a DJ?

16 Jun 2005

Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
A party's not a party without the mudshakes and a mommy's special
So come on, where's mine?
Oh and...is this party vanilla?

mudshakes and vanilla some how dont seem to blend lol

oh you and mommys wooden hand rolleyes

x rache x
Not quite but it has five fingers :shock:
Let me know when you give up, I'm going for a :smoke:
:giggle:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Can I come?
I'll bring 4 cans of Morrisons lager (I might stash 2 behind the sofa to take home with me) and some betabuy crisps.
I've a good collection of Country music if youre still looking for a DJ?

Yes you can cum :twisted: :twisted: ....... i will add you only if you promise not to vomit any of thoses fur balls up over the floor! :shock:
Debs runs around now to find some sofa's so she can pinch happy cats beer when he is not looking! :rascal:
country music!!.what John Denver!!!........ i think we need somthing more sexy and head bashing!.then country road blaring out!
somthing like Led zepp The lemon song mmmmmmm wink

16 Jun 2005

wow I cant wait!!!!!!
every one always wants to shag the DJ!!!!!

16 Jun 2005

Quote by slave Dave
Much as I'd love to Debs, not gonna be around, and not sure I'd recover in time after what you did to me this afternoon! :shock: :P :twisted:
Have a good one tho'...
Al

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell them all!
or they will all want a bit!.....and i can only handle 2 at a time redface

ops:
I will Miss you .............big boy!! :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink:
Have you been partying without your guests Debs? smackbottom

Partying. :!: Who us? confused

: Naaaah. :oops: I was just the warm up act. :wink: Like all true athletes, ya have to warm up properly before the big event. Surely you must have seen Linford scratching his lunch box to make sure it jiggled correctly in during the race?
And being a considerate host Debs was just making sure she was in, er rolleyes

, top form for tomorrow's bash. Honest! That's right init Hun. You tell 'em. :wink:

16 Jun 2005

OOOooo Ive just found something that I just have to bring to the party.....
BERRY BLAST - LIMITED EDITION JAFFA CAKES!!
MMMmmmm im in heaven!! :inlove:
OOpps well i had a box of 24 here, now theres only 8 left :shock:

16 Jun 2005

Right, I'm gatecrashing this pardee!
C'mon bouncers if you think you're hard enough!
Can someone order me a frothy coffee?
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Can I come?
I'll bring 4 cans of Morrisons lager (I might stash 2 behind the sofa to take home with me) and some betabuy crisps.
I've a good collection of Country music if youre still looking for a DJ?

Yes you can cum :twisted: :twisted: ....... i will add you only if you promise not to vomit any of thoses fur balls up over the floor! :shock:
Debs runs around now to find some sofa's so she can pinch happy cats beer when he is not looking! :rascal:
country music!!.what John Denver!!!........ i think we need somthing more sexy and head bashing!.then country road blaring out!
somthing like Led zepp The lemon song mmmmmmm wink

Ok I'll bring my fur balls home with me.
I'll bring a lemon and squeeze it until the juice..............
:twisted:

16 Jun 2005

:karaoke:
"Get The Party Started"
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
Get this party started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waitin for me to arrive
Sendin' out the message to all of my friends
We'll be lookin flashy in my Mercedes Benz
I got lotsa style, check my gold diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I mean
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started :karaoke:
Now unless you'd like to scare off the rest of the party people, perhaps you'd best whip the DJ into shape Debs.
I don't doe-c-doe or what ever those strange people call it .
WHO'S READY TO PARRRRRR-DEEE ? wink

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
:karaoke:
"Get The Party Started"
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
Get this party started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waitin for me to arrive
Sendin' out the message to all of my friends
We'll be lookin flashy in my Mercedes Benz
I got lotsa style, check my gold diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I mean
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started :karaoke:
Now unless you'd like to scare off the rest of the party people, perhaps you'd best whip the DJ into shape Debs. This parties a little flat.......
WHO'S READY TO PARRRRRR-DEEE ?

:happy: :bounce: :beer: :thrilled: :taz: :silly:
x rache x

16 Jun 2005

Woo Hoo! Grab your partners!!
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16 Jun 2005

Now I think being as I'm a fully qualified and trained Bouncer, and have worked in the trade for nearly 14 years, I should offer my services..
So what you want me to do, wait tables? lol

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard

Right, I'm gatecrashing this pardee!
C'mon bouncers if you think you're hard enough!
Can someone order me a frothy coffee?
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Now no bouncer is alowed to kick............ Kinky out!!...unless he dont show his hard cock! ok
then you have my rights to chuck him out! Ok :thumbup:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
right then so far we have...........................
Kazswallows .........with her bouncers :twisted:
Ceryndrion
Sarah1448........... bringing gold fish with batteries :shock:
MikeNorth
Les_southwest
Edin BBW............yes there will be party hats to use as sick bags!
Dambuster.....coffie cup collector for those that don't drink! :P
Horous
Cuddle-catlin.......... the photographer
Mikeboy19...bouncer!
Sgt Bilko.......party clown :P
Breezer........... bringing food
Genhertscpl.......spys
.Cc_7up ............. feather tickler
BigDanny1299..cleaner and bouncer!
BIGsi....... DJ :bounce:
Libra love ....... :twisted: :twisted:
Rachel-lane + peaches...bringing MUDSHACKS!
Wishmaster!........... whip man!
as a platter
LadyFeeBee.......looking like a strawberry :shock:
Slave Dave....... my personel butler :twisted: :twisted:
Mrs FC............ being anouther strawberry!
Happy cats!....... DJ
Kinky lizard........... the big green gient!
Chunky Love ......bouncer
can just about squeeze a few more in :rascal:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Right, I'm gatecrashing this pardee!
C'mon bouncers if you think you're hard enough!
Can someone order me a frothy coffee?
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Now no bouncer is alowed to kick............ Kinky out!!...unless he dont show his hard cock! ok
then you have my rights to chuck him out! Ok :thumbup:

Dave the cockrel. Hardest cock around. Cock of the north!
So, I'm in then, right? biggrin

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

16 Jun 2005

OI!
I volunteered as the DJ!
Not a bloody sofa.
:cry:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
OI!
I volunteered as the DJ!
Not a bloody sofa.
:cry:

Ok!!............. but promise me you will not play meeeeyooooowwwwwwww music! biggrin

is that ok with you cool for cats! :smug: :giggle:
KINKY!........bugger off!.ya cock!..... i eat you for sunday lunch! lol

16 Jun 2005

Dont worry I'll play some really hip tunes!
Not just Country music, I'll play a bit of Western too!
And just to prove I'm not a boring old square - did you know that Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterian ?
Eh?
wink

16 Jun 2005

Debs, did you know this fluffy white sofa makes a funny noise?
Ouch...ouch...owwww!!!!
It's got something bloody sharp too and I've got fur ball up-chuck all over my clothing....ewwwww!
Now when's that DJ coming did you say?
I HATE country and western music.

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Dont worry I'll play some really hip tunes!
Not just Country music, I'll play a bit of Western too!
And just to prove I'm not a boring old square - did you know that Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterian ?
Eh?

ooooooooooo nooooooooooo :doh:
need heavy babes you no rock ............ zeppelin........ pink Floyd ..........maybe a bit of santana........ RHCP......... and jimmy Hendrix! .......Deep purple....... and punk music!

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Now when's that DJ coming did you say?

Hey let him play some tunes before you start him coming, otherwise the CD's will get all messed up.
John
XX
PS Libra, what's that furry thing hanging out of your skirt?
wink

:wink: :wink: