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My party in the cafe!!!!..........would you like to come?.

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Quote by Libra+Love
Debs, did you know this fluffy white sofa makes a funny noise?
Ouch...ouch...owwww!!!!
It's got something bloody sharp too and I've got fur ball up-chuck all over my clothing too....ewwwww!
Now when's that DJ coming did you say?
I HATE country and western music.

oooo you perrrrrrrrrrrrr v :happy: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Alright I'll look in my collection.
I'll be damned, I've gotta new rose!
Sabbath bloody sabbath, yes I've bloody got that
Stairway to Heaven - thats in my bedroom wink
Smokin - its bostin that!
That'll do!
Quote by Horous
PS Libra, what's that furry thing hanging out of your skirt?
wink :wink: :wink:

A tone deaf pussy fluff I believe lol
Quote by Happy Cats
Alright I'll look in my collection.
I'll be damned, I've gotta new rose!
Sabbath bloody sabbath, yes I've bloody got that
Stairway to Heaven - thats in my bedroom wink
Smokin - its bostin that!
That'll do!

now thats a good tom :twisted: if you play them i might be your pussy for the night :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Libra+Love
A tone deaf pussy fluff I believe lol

A Country and Western tone deaf pussy?
John
wink
ok as it my party
some more rules ok! :twisted: :twisted:
Now all you DJs out there have to provide the links to the music OK
Bouncers i will be calling you through the night....... and i want pic of what you are waring! :twisted: :twisted:
Cammers!!........... i will be on cam if you want a face to face or other through the night! :twisted: just pm me ok wink
now all i ask is that you have a good time flirting with each orther ok :thumbup:
or what ever! rolleyes
i will not tolerate any jelousy........... if you want to post pics to show us thats fine!
but at the end of the day its in the cafe and the mods have every right to cool things down if they wish! and it more then likly be me that they want to cool down redface surprisedops:
Quote by Libra+Love

PS libra, what's that furry thing hanging out of your skirt?
wink :wink: :wink:

A tone deaf pussy fluff I believe lol
I'll have you know that I am not tin death - alright?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love the links....expecially yours :lol2: pussy pounding ? :twisted:
errr how do i get my name on the list? - my party tricks are piss poor sad and i don't fancy being a bouncer, knowing my luck i'd bar the guest of honour! :(
...hows abouts serving drinks...i take it there will be drinks?, now i'm not a fully qualified bartender or cocktail shaker in the mould of tom cruise in that film but i'll do my best...this way i could also perv and get pissed biggrin
Quote by Libra+Love
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love the links....expecially yours :lol2: pussy pounding ? :twisted:

This pussy always gives a pounding or a 2 pounding if its lucky
lol
Quote by Debbiewebs
Alright I'll look in my collection.
I'll be damned, I've gotta new rose!
Sabbath bloody sabbath, yes I've bloody got that
Stairway to Heaven - thats in my bedroom wink
Smokin - its bostin that!
That'll do!

now thats a good tom :twisted: if you play them i might be your pussy for the night :twisted: :twisted:
I think you will find that it is up to me how long you will be my pussy
I'm thinking months here! :wink:
errr rolleyes i thought there was going to be a party???? :shock:
im stood outside all dolled up with a crate of vodka, 20 pints of nesquick, 5 bottles of chocolate crusha, 20 fags.
where is everyone?
:shock:
x rache x
Right I'm here, where do I put my coat?
Now here are batteries, goldfish, strawberries, and squirty cream
Where is the play room
:twisted:
errr well actually sarah just checked debbiewebs sign in date its actually tomorrow confused but she did say friday. are we early ? has she done that dyslexic thang again and got the dates mixed up, or should we party anyway lol sod it!
its a friday eh :twisted:
debbiewebs show yaself wink
x rache x
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
errr well actually sarah just checked debbiewebs sign in date its actually tomorrow confused but she did say friday. are we early ? has she done that dyslexic thang again and got the dates mixed up, or should we party anyway lol sod it!
its a friday eh :twisted:
debbiewebs show yaself wink
x rache x

tell you what we will have our own private party, now where to you want the strawberries and cream squirtied??
Todays the 17th so come on, its nearly 11pm?!!
PS. nipped to Tescos and bought a litre bottle of pimms (was on special reduced from to !), and two bottles of lemonade, and a pitcher!!
Lets Party!!
Quote by Sarah
errr well actually sarah just checked debbiewebs sign in date its actually tomorrow confused but she did say friday. are we early ? has she done that dyslexic thang again and got the dates mixed up, or should we party anyway lol sod it!
its a friday eh :twisted:
debbiewebs show yaself wink
x rache x

tell you what we will have our own private party, now where to you want the strawberries and cream squirtied??
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
everywhere
squirt me squirt me :giggle:
x rache x
The party has started
in a new post
so get ya kit off and go for it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Party location has moved - Debbie has had to hire a bigger hall to get you all in.
Try here now:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/47390.html
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