As some of you know back in September at W.R.A.T.S. I had a fab time at the campout and left the next day with a hangover and a kitten.
F.C. who I later named F.C. Smudge ( due to the smudge of white hair on his nose )
Well I just wated Rose and Staggy ( and you lot too ) to know that the cat deserves a fucking medal.
Wanna know why?
Oh shurrup cos I'm gonna tell ya anyway.
Last night I had one or three bottles of wine. (there's a suprise)
Fall gracelessy in to bed (alone I might point out) at about 2am after drunkenly watching summat or other on t.v..
Dreaming what I am sure are disturbing, therapy worthy dreams.
Suddenly in my dream I am getting attacked by someone with needles for fingers. Ouch it hurts. Get off me.
I slowly start to wake up to realise I have one rather hysterical cat attached to my face!!
The shrieking noise is something that just cannot be adequately described here but I do think they heard it at the space station.
After carefully removing Smudge from my face and trying to push him off the bed he then attaches himself to my chest and will NOT get off.
Then I start to realise something is not right. Can't put my finger on it.
That smell.
What is that smell.
OH FUCKING HELL
I know that smell.
GAS !!!!
I grab my mobile phone from the bedside, hug Smudge tight, try to get the bathrobe on ( not easy when the cat won't let go ) and haul my ass down the stairs and out the door.
Fuck it was cold and wet at but I could not have been happier.
My normal morning routine is to wake up, stumble to the kettle, flip the on switch and then light a cigarette !!!
I shudder to think of how that cigarette would have woken me and the rest of this county up.
My cat deserves a medal!!!
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Sex God
hello stranger 
glad to see you have a clever pussy hun :wink:
glad to see you have a clever pussy hun :wink:
Sex God
similar-ish story
Christmas eve 2003 my sister and her family go to bed happily, the dog is downstairs in bed and the cat is in the kitchen. Shortly after falling asleep my sisters husband is woken by the dog and the cat scratching at his face, he wakes up and the dog barks at him, he eventually follows the dog downstairs to find the house ablaze. He wakes the rest of the family up and my sis gets out safely along with the children. The dog and the cat did not leave the house and subsiquently (sp?) burned to death.
Christmas eve 2003 my sister and her family go to bed happily, the dog is downstairs in bed and the cat is in the kitchen. Shortly after falling asleep my sisters husband is woken by the dog and the cat scratching at his face, he wakes up and the dog barks at him, he eventually follows the dog downstairs to find the house ablaze. He wakes the rest of the family up and my sis gets out safely along with the children. The dog and the cat did not leave the house and subsiquently (sp?) burned to death.
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Sex God
Excuse meeeee, my sister's cat and dog saved a whole family from burning alive in thier beds, give them some recognition lol, they are dead afterall xx :shock:
Sex God
Drew- chill out sweetheart!!! If someone wants to comment on your post, they will!!!!
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Quote by Drewxcore
Excuse meeeee, my sister's cat and dog saved a whole family from burning alive in thier beds, give them some recognition lol, they are dead afterall xx :shock:
Drew do you need recognition for everything you write? Plus you were only trying to black cat (pardon the pun) the original thread! :shock:
Sex God
i was telling a similar story, is that a crime?
Sex God
lucky you dark!!!
How do you get to be in it?
Is it anything like getting membership for SLAG???? maybe you should start a similar one with picture and everything
I'm first in the queue though
(after darkfire, of course!!)
Fan club is currently looking for new members too ;)
I'm already in it, on the quiet :wink:
How do you get to be in it?
Is it anything like getting membership for SLAG???? maybe you should start a similar one with picture and everything
I'm first in the queue though
(after darkfire, of course!!)
Quote by Darkfire
Abi's pussy has its very own fan club
like we didnt know that already!
Fan club is currently looking for new members too ;)
I'm already in it, on the quiet :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
Abi's pussy has its very own fan club
like we didnt know that already!
Fan club is currently looking for new members too ;)
I'm already in it, on the quiet
think iv alway been a member of that to :wink:
Quote by mazandden
lucky you dark!!!
How do you get to be in it?
Is it anything like getting membership for SLAG???? maybe you should start a similar one with picture and everything
ooo good grief no, that's sooo last week
how do you get in this club? dunno, I make my interest clear and wait for Abi to come to me if she so wishes to. Simple yet effective :lol: (i hope
) Quote by Darkfire
lucky you dark!!!
How do you get to be in it?
Is it anything like getting membership for SLAG???? maybe you should start a similar one with picture and everything
ooo good grief no, that's sooo last week
how do you get in this club? dunno, I make my interest clear and wait for Abi to come to me if she so wishes to. Simple yet effective :lol: (i hope
)NOW you tell me. After watching you kiss everyone but me at the same damn place that Smudge came from I figured you would never join the Abi club. :P
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
NOW you tell me. After watching you kiss everyone but me at the same damn place that Smudge came from I figured you would never get the Abi habbit. :P
