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Mystery Of Missing Fish........
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Quote by davej
sob..... sob..... sob.....
I have found what remains of the missing silver shark...........
And there wasn't that much left of him........
Some nasty little fish in the tank has EATEN him........!!!!!
I have looked carefully.... but none look suspicious or guilty........
I have disposed of the silver shark......
equi-princess xxx
sob.........sob............sob......
Keep yer eye open for one of your other fishes thats carrying a jar of tarter sauce under it's fin and kick the greedy bastard out of the tank.
Eh and if another one has got a lemon stuck on his fin (oh shit no he's gone hasn't he?) I was going to say chuck him out as well!
Reminded me of my mum when i was a kid, my dad used to keep oscars, now for all of you who don't know these are quite big yet very dull fish, anyway one day my mum decided to brighten up the tank by buying a dozen neons (for those who don't know very very small brightly coloured fish) :shock: awww don't they look cute she says 
anyway we got up next day and there no sight of any neons (bet u didn't see that coming :!
humm odd thinks my mum (thick cow she is 
) and goes back to the pet shop and buys some more :shock: :shock: anyway cut a long story short she even went back to the pet shop and complained thats her neons kept going awol over night :? thankfully i didn't get her brains
Suppose what i'm trying to get at is are sure its not been eaten :?:
anyway we got up next day and there no sight of any neons (bet u didn't see that coming :! humm odd thinks my mum (thick cow she is ) and goes back to the pet shop and buys some more :shock: :shock: anyway cut a long story short she even went back to the pet shop and complained thats her neons kept going awol over night :? thankfully i didn't get her brains Suppose what i'm trying to get at is are sure its not been eaten :?:
Aw equi, sorry about you loss !!
I bought my GF a 4ft tank and all the trimmings for xmas as she has always wanted one, and she is gutted if even one of the neons goes awol
We have a shark in there, a red tail one, and she would be really really gutted if she lost her shark as he is her favourite by a long way !!
Sorry again about your loss, think you should replace him quickly
Nigel & Claire
I bought my GF a 4ft tank and all the trimmings for xmas as she has always wanted one, and she is gutted if even one of the neons goes awol
We have a shark in there, a red tail one, and she would be really really gutted if she lost her shark as he is her favourite by a long way !!
Sorry again about your loss, think you should replace him quickly
Nigel & Claire
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Absolutely and it's a complete con to suggest that automobiles are the culprits when it comes to global warming, when the real reason is fishing quota's that are allowing our oceans to fill with farting fish at an alarming rate
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Quote by welshBIcouple
Aw equi, sorry about you loss !!
I bought my GF a 4ft tank and all the trimmings for xmas as she has always wanted one, and she is gutted if even one of the neons goes awol
We have a shark in there, a red tail one, and she would be really really gutted if she lost her shark as he is her favourite by a long way !!
Sorry again about your loss, think you should replace him quickly
Nigel & Claire
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Has he been stolen?
It's dead - read the thread! :doh:
