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Naked Mud Wrestling?

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Well, reading through the threads from the last 24 hours, it sounds like lots of folks have had a really crappy day or two. I think we'll all feel much better once we get together into a gang and pound on the little guy with the glasses and steal his lunch money. smile
So who wants to be in my gang? :bounce:
I'll do naked jelly wrestling .... :shock:
Sorry, I ate all the jelly. sad
Wait... I've found some between my toes... :shock:
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Sorry, I ate all the jelly. sad
Wait... I've found some between my toes... :shock:

ewwwwww Roger smackbottom
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Well, reading through the threads from the last 24 hours, it sounds like lots of folks have had a really crappy day or two. I think we'll all feel much better once we get together into a gang and pound on the little guy with the glasses and steal his lunch money. smile
So who wants to be in my gang? :bounce:

did you go to my school evil i want my lunch money back :evil:
I am about to get the phone book out and call Specsavers as for a moment I thought the title of this thread was Naked MOD wrestling! evil
The thought of Sarge in a posing pouch covered in mud makes me go all.... blink :uhoh: :crazy:
So, who's this little guy with glasses??
Just a minute, I'll have you know I'm 5 foot nine ............................. and these glasses are Army Issue so you can't break them!!!
confused :? :? :? lol
Quote by Heather
The thought of Sarge in a posing pouch covered in mud makes me go all.... blink :uhoh: :crazy:

Was that a good :blink: :uhoh: :crazy: or a bad :blink: :uhoh: :crazy: ?? confused :?
Now mud wrestling ya :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
COME ON YOU MUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ooooooooooooo i would love to do that :bounce: :bounce:
I dunno, that mud is one slippery customer.
What about naked marmite wrestling, suitable for all including vegans! silly lol
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The thought of Sarge in a posing pouch covered in mud makes me go all.... blink :uhoh: :crazy:

Was that a good :blink: :uhoh: :crazy: or a bad :blink: :uhoh: :crazy: ?? confused :?
Well, its' a good :blink: :uhoh: :crazy: . All loved the millitary, me! biggrin :D
But my memory is still fresh from the after effects of the 'You Bastards' thread... never DID understand that one! :shock: It took me THREE weeks of therapy for convince myself you weren't going to jump. The scars are there for all to see...
What about you and SteveG locked in mortal combat armed with a bottle of Mazola?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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What about you and SteveG locked in mortal combat armed with a bottle of Mazola?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: I think Steve would win that one!!! wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
You want me and the Sarge to beat each other to death with a bottle of Mazola??? :shock:
Steve
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I'll do naked jelly wrestling .... :shock:

I'll take a front row seat for that bout please
wink smile :wink: :) :wink:
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What about naked marmite wrestling, suitable for all including vegans! silly lol

OOOHHHHH no you either love or hate it bolt rather have something sweet and sticky biggrin
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You want me and the Sarge to beat each other to death with a bottle of Mazola??? :shock:
Steve

Perhaps that's going a tad too far?
Just spray the contents over each other and slide around a bit... I'll be happy with that. wink :smug: