We were lying in bed last night, and somehow we got onto the topic of silly names we used to call our private parts when we were young..
Anyway, we ended up rolling around laughing and wondered if anyone else had any funny names to add to our list
For males, we came up with:
Dong,
schlong,
love pipe,
love rod,
sex piston,
willy,
todger,
tail,
snake,
trousersnake,
banana,
purple headed warrior,
cock,
dick,
penis,
Geoffrey (?!),
manhood,
pee pee,
winkle,
sausage,
pleasure truncheon,
the beast,
member,
love fist,
diver,
driver,
Any other suggestions? x
My daughter (nearly 6) uses the words "willy" for a boy and "bottom" for a girl. Not something I taught her, just what she picked up some where, I suppose.
The terms I've heard most recently have been "Him" ('cos its got a mind of its own, it seems, therefore it must be a seperate personality???) and "foo". WTF is "foo" all about???
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my little boy calles his bits and his nanny calls it peter (whoever he is!)
F
Have been asking the boys in the office and they have offered the following:
Wombbrute, tadger, knobber, the punisher, deflowerer, hairy banjo, bishop, python, king cobra, big salami, the plunger, the plumber, the thing, sgt major, pistol, custard gun, master, the emperor, el presidente, penaliser, percy, lamb dagger, spam javelin, pork sword, the johnson, weener, pecker, prick, shaft, tool, vertical taco...
We did something similar in work a few years ago. 2 that i remember (hers):
Man in a boat
Bearded clam
A few that I found:
bone,
boner,
hard-on,
presidential staff,
stick,
wood,
woody,
stiffy
arrow,
bishop in a turtleneck,
blue-veined microphone,
chode,
Clyde,
cock,
crank,
dick,
dong,
egg roll,
hog or hawg,
johnson,
john-thomas,
knob, lad (Irish),
love snake,
manmeat,
meat,
member,
mushroom cap,
old fellow,
one-eyed monster,
one-eyed snake,
pecker,
Pedro,
Peter,
Percy,
plum (of the head only),
pork hammer,
pork sword,
prick,
purple-headed (something),
rod,
scepter,
schlong,
shaft,
snopp,
Stanley (the power tool),
talliwhacker,
todger,
tool,
trouser snake,
trouser trout,
unit,
wang,
warrior of love,
wiener,
willie,
yogurt slinger
From the Straight Dope, there's a discussion of the slang term 'dick' which states (not very helpfully I might add) "The use of "dick" as coarse slang for penis first arises around 1890. Tracking the history of uncouth words is not easy, since such expressions were not generally written down. How "dick" came to be associated with penis is not known, although the riding whip may have pointed the way."
Don't know about the others though
there's some particularly horrid onesfor female genitalia that my very ex used to giggle at:
Axe wound
gash
slash
and my friend knows a woman who's "little man in his rowing boat" looks like he's been dragged out of his boat and bashed over the head.
just thought I'd share that with you.
I've been doing a little more work into this and have a little more information. Apparently the first 'official' reference to 'willy' is in the 1905 in the British Medical Journal. A genital cold injury ... is described as "Arctic Willy". So, all the doggers out there on cold winter evenings now know what to describe their feelings as!
"John Thomas" was used by D. H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover, written in 1928 and first published in an unabridged edition in Britain in 1959, but has been in use in England since the mid 19th century.
Viz Comic's "Roger's Profanisaurus"
HAMBURGER CURTAINS is the most unsexy name i`ve heard for a pussy
My mum used to call the female part "mary" I dont know why
Molly xx
As a result, his penis was "Mr Dangly" for years. Now he's ten, he says dick or cock and balls or nuts.
