NAME THE DILDO

2 Nov 2004

I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas rolleyes

I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person! lol

2 Nov 2004

:P Mine's called BP. Short ( but it's not wink

) for Brad Pitt

2 Nov 2004

Need to know what kind it is! I mean you wouldn't want to call it "The Beast" if its a little glittery girly one?

2 Nov 2004

hehehe funnily enough it is blue lol

Its blue and big and long and hard and shiney!! biggrin

back laters silly

2 Nov 2004

Dido the Dildo! rolleyes

2 Nov 2004

Mine are all called BOB redface

Maybe I should rename some of them rolleyes

Bob = battery operated boyfriend..
Lucy lol

2 Nov 2004

Hmmm!!??
Need more suggestions!!! the funnier the better!!

2 Nov 2004

Quote by lucyweebaps
Mine are all called BOB Maybe I should rename some of them
Bob = battery operated boyfriend..
Lucy

LMAO

2 Nov 2004

Although yes BOB is funny as fuck lucyweebaps hehe!
I could call it rubber richard or something!

2 Nov 2004

it's blue, how about smurf?
Smurfs on the brain now... confused

2 Nov 2004

Quote by lucyweebaps
Mine are all called BOB Maybe I should rename some of them
Bob = battery operated boyfriend..
Lucy

When I say I've had a day with Fred I'm refering to my 'puter *Fucking Rediculous Electronic Device*

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Mine are all called BOB Maybe I should rename some of them
Bob = battery operated boyfriend..
Lucy

When I say I've had a day with Fred I'm refering to my 'puter *Fucking Rediculous Electronic Device*
Awwww I love my wee puter!! Only thing that could be better than my dildo and my puter is a dildo shaped puter :lol:

2 Nov 2004

Ah,you mean like the idea of a mobile phone thats also an electric toothbrush!It can be done - its just that its an absurd object!

2 Nov 2004

I love absurd!! biggrin

2 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
hehehe funnily enough it is blue
Its blue and big and long and hard and shiney!!
back laters

mine is big n blue n long n hard n shiney. i call mine "my blue thing!" not the most imaginative name i know, but i love him dearly,im just off to see if he,s soon--ish

2 Nov 2004

hehe

Maybe I should name it "absurd" confused

2 Nov 2004

Absurd Dido the Dildo? or ADD for short - though I bet its rather long actually!? redface

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Absurd Dido the Dildo? or ADD for short - though I bet its rather long actually!?

I think my dildo may have ADD actually it seems to shake and jump about a lot!? :P
And it wont stay in the same place/position for more than 2 seconds either!!

2 Nov 2004

well my current is called "wabbit" and its predecessor was callled "totem", and IT'S predcessor was called " Zebedee" - my first , going back way in time, was Tiny Tears! ( yeah the doll cos thats what it was ;) *lol* )

2 Nov 2004

Quote by ZeeZee
well my current is called "wabbit" and its predecessor was callled "totem", and IT'S predcessor was called " Zebedee" - my first , going back way in time, was Tiny Tears! ( yeah the doll cos thats what it was ;) *lol* )

U masturbated with your tiny tears doll??

2 Nov 2004

oops sorry i just automatically thought she might have used the head!! confused

just cause im so depraved, girl cant help it

2 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
oops sorry i just automatically thought she might have used the head!!
just cause im so depraved, girl cant help it

*LMFAO* ---- errr nope :P Not the head ;) I discovered ( quite by accident) at a very early age ( hell must have been about 6 or 7) that a gentle rocking motion with said doll between my thighs made me feel real good :P Now i didnt know what it was at the time ( obviously) but I realised as i got older ;)

2 Nov 2004

Quote by ZeeZee
oops sorry i just automatically thought she might have used the head!!
just cause im so depraved, girl cant help it

*LMFAO* ---- errr nope :P Not the head ;) I discovered ( quite by accident) at a very early age ( hell must have been about 6 or 7) that a gentle rocking motion with said doll between my thighs made me feel real good :P Now i didnt know what it was at the time ( obviously) but I realised as i got older ;)
Ahaaaaaaaa so you progressed to the head!! So what stage you at now:P

2 Nov 2004

ahhh now that WOULD be telling - lets just say I was a barbie gal ( oh and WAYYYYY too many other 'toys' to remember ;) )

2 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Absurd Dido the Dildo? or ADD for short - though I bet its rather long actually!?

I think my dildo may have ADD actually it seems to shake and jump about a lot!? :P
And it wont stay in the same place/position for more than 2 seconds either!!
Surely that just ADD's to the fun Fruity!!!!?

2 Nov 2004

yes

BUT its still unnamed!!!?? Maybe I should call it bitch!!

2 Nov 2004

Fruity - Do you know the song by Goldfrapp, "Strict Machine" ?
They're playing your tune! wink

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Fruity - Do you know the song by Goldfrapp, "Strict Machine" ?
They're playing your tune!

hehe strict machine hehe not quite in love with it but hey lol

2 Nov 2004

C'mon Fruity - you love your ADD Bitch tho'!x

2 Nov 2004

I think thats what I should call it my ADD Bitch!! lol