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my boy going be called storm storm.. sounds kind of funky confused
I don't fucking believe it :shock: It came up with my middle son's names :lol2:
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Britney Christina and Kevin Keanu confused lol
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I don't fucking believe it :shock: It came up with my middle son's names :lol2:
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Your already a Chav.....and you didn't know it!......lol
Oooh...just tried for a girl....Bianca Sabrina confused
But I'm not a girl's mommy thanks. :dry: Anybody want her?
Edit/ Erm... Da69ve, I'm really doing my best here in my attempts at not blaming everything on the ex. But, but, but........
THIS ONE I HONESTLY CAN :lol2:
If I was to have 5 of each they would be called ( girls first )
Charity Wendy (!), Janine Melanie, Alisha Joleen, Sapphire Roxanne, Morgan Crystal ( Morgan is my mother's maiden name )
The boys would be
Kevin Jay, and er, that's it - it isn't offering any other suggestions!
Remember, to be a chav, you cant stop at 2.4 children. lol
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courtney bianca - not sure if that's a product of france or italy confused
jake tyson - sounds like a nuckle dragger!
Whitney Crystal.
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John
banghead
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Kevin Jay ????? ffs rolleyes

If your boy's called Kevin Jay, like mine then we is fated to get jiggy - so you'll send me a PM then,yeah? wink :wink:
no? sad
Excellent!
Girl: Charity Daniella
Boy: Storm Tyson
... these are the names that will populate our old people's homes in the future. Gone will be the Ethels and Arthurs and Doris's and in will be the Darrens and Kylies and Storm Tysons!! Burberry incontinence pants and all!
Chavtastic ... ! :thumbup:
Girl Donna Zoe
Boy Dean Jay
Girl: Jasmine Mercedes
Boy: Kyle Gary
:shock:
I've just told my daughter I'm changing her name by deed poll next week, she wasn't impressed!! Mind you I'm not surprised ......... Shakira Joleen????????
I'm changing my daughter's name to Mercedes Kylie and my son's to Brandon Keanu.
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... these are the names that will populate our old people's homes in the future. Gone will be the Ethels and Arthurs and Doris's and in will be the Darrens and Kylies and Storm Tysons!! Burberry incontinence pants and all!
Chavtastic ... ! :thumbup:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mind you, dunno why I'm laughing .......... Shakira Bianca ffs :shock: Or Tyler Jordon confused
I reckon Ethels, Doris's, Humphreys and Alberts are so much sweeter cool :happy:
Sorry Misschief,
I just had to stop by and check your names out. It's the Avatar see.
John
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Ooh i am expecting a Mercedes Lindsay for my quine and Axel Jay for my loon lol
G x
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I just had to stop by and check your names out. It's the Avatar see.
John
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You mean a name like a proper injun name? something meaningful about their start in life, like ...
She who was conceived behind bikeshed :shock:
or........
Drunken Gangbang confused
dunno
Ohh mine was Chardonnay Lara, Britney Janine or Shakira Mercedes FFS! Or best of all Whitney Britney! rotflmao
LC lol
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I just had to stop by and check your names out. It's the Avatar see.
John
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You mean a name like a proper injun name? something meaningful about their start in life, like ...
She who was conceived behind bikeshed :shock:
or........
Drunken Gangbang confused
dunno
Or the two dogs a fu, never mind. Seriously, when ever I see you name mentioned I just have to see what you have posted. Call me strange, nay weird even, but there is just something about your avatar that attracts me.
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John
lol
Storm Keanu and Sapphire Chardonnay. Glad I've had all the kids I'm going to have!
little girl Sapphire Tanya
little boy Jake Jay
i just want you to know i would never come up with these names for real lol
kyle dean marshall for a boy
molly ashleigh marshall for a girl
ah yes my beautiful fledglings, fine things lie instore for you, such as ......
text language
massive ear rings (big enough to hula with)
cap's perched high upon the head
socks over the top of your highly fashionable shell suit
and of course - your fat TN's from that reputable company nike.
now.... fly and be angry with the world. evil
Girl :- Melanie Roxane.....not sure about that one!
Boy:- Lee Tyson :shock: :shock:
I opted for a little girl.....and it came up with Crystal Crystal......
What the fluck is this, an episode from Dynasty? mad :x :x :x LoL

Look here, you lot............................ my boys are called :-
Keanu Justin and Zen Nervana
my girls are called :-
Rocksette Mariha and Pinky Tixibelle
My real name is Gladys....... OK?
Lol....lol....lol....lol

P.S..... what is a Chav??
Wayne Storm and Daniella Roxanne (surely it should be Danniella with a double "n"?) rolleyes