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Lustylad_1
Forum Virgin
Hi guys and gals, help im having a dinner party in a few weeks and am obviously having a naughty theme, can anyone come up with any saucy ideas for table decorating or even saucy nibbles. Get your thinking caps on, im no naked chef ( well could be)lol
westerross
Sex God
You might get some sensible answers to this but while yer waiting - what about penis shaped Ringos?
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anais
Sex God
chocolate nipples/willy s...
Oh and welcome to the forum :smile:
Peanut
Sex God
I know a cracking shop in San Francisco that does wonderfully rude cakes of genitalia and various other sorts of sexual items. If there isn't one in the UK then someone could probably make a fortune starting one. Your party is one such example of the need for rude catering biggrin
Lustylad_1
Forum Virgin
peanut funny you should say that but i had a fem friend who was going to be the platter and i was gong to lay the food on her, but she has decided she cant do it - gutted!!! thought that would have been really novel. ive managed to get hold of a huge glass penis which ill have as a centre piece but need something else!!
foxylady2209
Sex God
If you are good with sugar-paste (or Play-dough) you could have a go at modelling little people and arranging them in compromising positions - perhaps as place settings biggrin
Sarah
Sex God
Doing napkin favours, such as I owe you one......
and let the imagination of your dinner guests get to work......
Jelly being fed to each other seems to work well at some parties!! redface
Oh and squirty cream............ biggrin
Unknown User
A bit of cake-sitting never goes amiss.... lol
Lost
Sex God
No tossing the salad at the table though I hope :shock: that would be bad manners biggrin
Howabout having all your people naked and having to eat off the persons plate next to them dunno maybe having to slurp up the spillages?
Unknown User
serve a 'leg' of something
'rump' something or other.
'breast' fillet on the menu?
'sausage' always.
a little varient for some may be a little 'faggot' or two, for sharing
Cream, always
oh, and fresh 'juice'...plenty of it.
'sauce' with everything, should you chose.
Finger buffet may be considered.
dips
lp
Peanut
Sex God
Don't forget lashings of vinegar for the end of the evening!