Nearly new, but fairly old!

2 Jan 2005

Hi everyone, about time I posted an introduction.
I 'm the female half of a straight couple in our fifties, getting hornier as we get older.
I enjoy reading the posts on the forums, he likes looking at the photo ads when he gets the chance!
Never thought I'd ever get involved in swinging, still a bit nervous, but love the site and eavesdropping on all the friendly banter and discussions.
I should be finding out how to do lots of other things on my newish computer, (like finding myself an avatar) but keep logging on to this site instead - it's addictive!

2 Jan 2005

Hi Colette. I must admit I've seen you logged in a few times and wondered when we'd get the pleasure (ooh eh missus). :welcome: on board :wave:

2 Jan 2005

Hi Colette and your man biggrin

:welcome: to the site. Hope you will both enjoy your stay wink

Tracy-Jayne

2 Jan 2005

Colette....at long last,
I've noticed you sitting up the top there, peeking down at us and now your here.
Big welcome from me and just get stuck in, there's fun to be had.
:welcome:

2 Jan 2005

Hello and welcome,,happy new year to you you logged previously and am glad you have said the cafe , chat

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Colette....at long last,
I've noticed you sitting up the top there, peeking down at us and now your here.
Big welcome from me and just get stuck in, there's fun to be had.
:welcome:

Bloody 'ell Dave - you been sat there eyeing up the talent then???????
spooky I know but Colette's name caught my eye long before today.....

2 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Colette....at long last,
I've noticed you sitting up the top there, peeking down at us and now your here.
Big welcome from me and just get stuck in, there's fun to be had.
:welcome:

Bloody 'ell Dave - you been sat there eyeing up the talent then???????
spooky I know but Colette's name caught my eye long before today.....
Me too :shock:

2 Jan 2005

hi collette and welcome, you not old baby, loads of us in our 50s

2 Jan 2005

There ya go Colette me and cu3b4ll spotted you ages ago, how spooky is that,
( do do do do do do do do ), thats the twilight zone, bit crappy but I'm a shite singer
now then if you want to send us any used underwear we can do a reading on your future.....yes ...yes ..I know the others will try and say that we can only get a reading of your past from such garments but ....trust me I can do it.......
Am I making you nervous yet rotflmao

2 Jan 2005

We Hello and :welcome:
just beware of the nutters in here ok!....i am only the sane one rolleyes

2 Jan 2005

Hiya Colette + 1
Welcome to the cafe, forget the computer - if you want to do something, just ask in here, it is faster than Google!
Has the site given you any ideas about what you are looking for?
lhk
Kat

2 Jan 2005

Hi & welcome from me
:welcome: wave

2 Jan 2005

Hi Colette,
Good to see you have started posting.
Welcome to the Cafe!!!

2 Jan 2005

Hi colette, welcome to the forum. I hope you continue to enjoy it in here. There are quite a few of us in here who are somewhere around 49...and intend to stop there! lol

Mike.

2 Jan 2005

you have pm

2 Jan 2005

Thanks for all the welcomes, glad to know I'm not the only extra mature vintage variety.
Just to let you know what kept me from posting so long- I've only just realised that the chat room isn't the same as the Cafe, and as I haven't been able to get into the chat room, I thought I was destined to lurk forever rolleyes

Unfortunately I cant ask my daughters for help on this site! :!: Any offers of techno help and advice gratefully received

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Colette
Thanks for all the welcomes, glad to know I'm not the only extra mature vintage variety.
Just to let you know what kept me from posting so long- I've only just realised that the chat room isn't the same as the Cafe, and as I haven't been able to get into the chat room, I thought I was destined to lurk forever
Unfortunately I cant ask my daughters for help on this site! :!: Any offers of techno help and advice gratefully received

Welcome Colette,
sorry, but I can't help with the techno side of stuff (Kat does all that) am happy to talk about daughters though; if you need to - got 3 of the angels :roll:
Have fun
xxx

2 Jan 2005

and :welcome: to the forum
The sticky at the top of cafÃ© has lots of info about getting into the chatroom, here's the link http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/7655.html

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Colette
Thanks for all the welcomes, glad to know I'm not the only extra mature vintage variety.
Just to let you know what kept me from posting so long- I've only just realised that the chat room isn't the same as the Cafe, and as I haven't been able to get into the chat room, I thought I was destined to lurk forever
Unfortunately I cant ask my daughters for help on this site! :!: Any offers of techno help and advice gratefully received

Tip 1) Keep an eye on the "PMs" link at the top of the page (or click here) wink

3 Jan 2005

so you finally made it collette, welcome finally to the madhouse, and i look forward to reading some more of your post's wink

3 Jan 2005

Hi Collette
I too have noticed you and its brilliant that you have found the confidence at last to post. I know you will both have great fun in here but remember that you may feel at times you cant remember was it 2 hours, 10 hours or a week you were logged in to this site for :shock: :shock: lol

See you around!!!!!!
Corriexxxxxxxxxx

3 Jan 2005

Corrie LOL i thought I was the only person that lost track of time on here lol :lol
Mike:

3 Jan 2005

hiya collette
nice to see ya ..........get stuck in posting and you ll soon feel at home here .....x

3 Jan 2005

:welcome:

13 Aug 2005

Saw your rope and thought i would add my greetings.
Keep yourself oiled and ready to go.
deizel.....spill lol

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Colette....at long last,
I've noticed you sitting up the top there, peeking down at us and now your here.
Big welcome from me and just get stuck in, there's fun to be had.
:welcome:

Bloody 'ell Dave - you been sat there eyeing up the talent then???????
Oh when is his eyes not everywhere !! Alex.. :lol2: :lol2:
Oooops........... rolleyes

hello and welcome Colette !! wave

We definately have a mix bunch of nutters in ere !..............have lots of fun with them ! wink

:wink:

13 Aug 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
She hasnt posted for 8 months!

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
She hasnt posted for 8 months!

Sorry - Shit youre online!!!!!!
Hi Welcome!
redface

ops: :oops:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Colette
Thanks for all the welcomes, glad to know I'm not the only extra mature vintage variety.
Just to let you know what kept me from posting so long- I've only just realised that the chat room isn't the same as the Cafe, and as I haven't been able to get into the chat room, I thought I was destined to lurk forever
Unfortunately I cant ask my daughters for help on this site! :!: Any offers of techno help and advice gratefully received

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Awwwwwwww bless sorry i carnt help you but hiya and welcome have fun posting from now on xx

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Colette
Hi everyone, about time I posted an introduction.
I 'm the female half of a straight couple in our fifties, getting hornier as we get older.
I enjoy reading the posts on the forums, he likes looking at the photo ads when he gets the chance!
Never thought I'd ever get involved in swinging, still a bit nervous, but love the site and eavesdropping on all the friendly banter and discussions.
I should be finding out how to do lots of other things on my newish computer, (like finding myself an avatar) but keep logging on to this site instead - it's addictive!

Hi Colette.
...from a newbie, but a little like you I watched from a distance before diving in....hi to your partner as well.
...seems there are a lot of us in the 'getting older' bracket, and the getting hornier bit.....don't think so, think we have all been very horny all the time...its just that we have to get the kids to fly the nest before we can revitalise our own sexuality....bless them :!: :!: :!:
...not very good with the techno side, but have fumbled my way through most of it...except The Chat Room....I am just about to embark on a PhD...perhaps when it is complete I may be able to work out how to get into the chatroom....I will pass the info on....if I can help please pm...but suggest easiest way is to just send a post.
...good luck on the site to both of you, hope you convert the 'nervousness' and horniness' into 'good fun'
byeee RisenPhoenix :wave: :wave: