Who's bored I am. need sugestion to cure my boredum anythinhg something funny.
Me when I was 16 i tried to impress this girl dressed to impress. looking like a black version of Rick Astley "god i loooked good" went to lean on a post and give my best cool look, Missed completely and fell in a fountain. Had to get the bus home major embarrassment
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Master of Sex
im bored to...... years ago, i was walking down town. i was heavily pregnant and some guys were looking at me and smiling. so of course i returned the favour and smiled back. i kept looking at them because they kept looking at me. until i bounced off a lamp post with my tummy. it really hurt and i was really embarased. i didnt look at them again but could hear them laughing. everyone in town saw me.
Master of Sex
its me again
i wouldnt you never know where he has been!
Not you again tds????? Damn, as soon as I have a chance with a lady, you always turn up!!
Oh bugger!Now I know where Kink gets his stuff from I'm not bored
Oi! I'll do the animation if you don't mind peelO!!
This town ain't big enough for the both of us......There's a stagecoach leaving at 7pm....be on it! (and take tds with you too!)
Yeehaw!
Master of Sex
dont fight folks,
I see you have taken my boredum seriously. I'm contemplating roller blading through a shopping centre naked with a daffodile stuck between my arse cheeks to try and raise a response.
One of my other embarrassing situations was when i managed to drop a tin of white paint on my head on a bus home from town "dont ask put it down to misspent youth".
Anyway needless to say as a black man with white paint all over my head i looked like Casper. 5 miles of tourturous laughing, i can still see the faces now and for anybody that wants to know it was matt
One of my other embarrassing situations was when i managed to drop a tin of white paint on my head on a bus home from town "dont ask put it down to misspent youth".
Anyway needless to say as a black man with white paint all over my head i looked like Casper. 5 miles of tourturous laughing, i can still see the faces now and for anybody that wants to know it was matt
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Quote by spoony
... it was matt
Well I would have given him a good hiding :taz:
I did something very similar to willing but nervous,on my way to school i changed buses and walked along eyeing a very busty nubile girl from the local girls school and promptly walked straight into a a very large amount of blood spilled,a fine bruise above my eye and questions off my mother as to why i had been fighting.
Well i never did learn my lesson from that,my one and only car accident was due to the fact of me ogling a scantily dressed lady walking past my consequence of this was a low speed impact with the car in front.
Will i ever learn ???
Well i never did learn my lesson from that,my one and only car accident was due to the fact of me ogling a scantily dressed lady walking past my consequence of this was a low speed impact with the car in front.
Will i ever learn ???
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I did something very similar to willing but nervous,on my way to school i changed buses and walked along eyeing a very busty nubile girl from the local girls school and promptly walked straight into a a very large amount of blood spilled,a fine bruise above my eye and questions off my mother as to why i had been fighting.
Well i never did learn my lesson from that,my one and only car accident was due to the fact of me ogling a scantily dressed lady walking past my consequence of this was a low speed impact with the car in front.
Will i ever learn ???
NO Tonguey Think you have a lifetime ahead of you of fun fun fun
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