neighbours at night

30 May 2005

I was wondering what the forum thought about hearing neighbours sexual activities.
I am blessed/cursed with with paper thin walls and every week I get to hear the neigbours girlfriend do her samantha from sex and the city impression, and I was wondering is it wrong to listen in or should I start charging admission money as they guy sounds as it he knows what he is doing!

30 May 2005

Fortunately, we have not had adjoining n eighbours for over 10 years and when we did we were too entertained listening to them argue to listen to them having sex.
However on holiday we did have neighbours abouve us who were obviously "at it" and i just burst out laughing, (something to do with cheap spanish plonk i think). The stopped and i felt terribly guilty!!! sad

30 May 2005

Well if your walls are paper thin.......you have no choice but to listen!!....so how can that be wrong??...what are you suppose do when they are shagging...go for a walk?

30 May 2005

I used to love listening to my best mate give it to his girlfriend... she used to love it hard with her ankles over his shoulders... I know this for sure because she is now my girlfriend! Always makes me horny remembering listening to her get it from someone else... shame I can't talk her into that now!

30 May 2005

My neighbours are in their 70's so not much of that!! would it be wrong to get exited if i did??????????

30 May 2005

My neighbour is some right slimy, creepy horrible tw@...who when I moved into this house, with the girlfriend before she bacame an Ex-girlfriend, he seemed to take a really sick delight in telling us ,,.... " I can hear everything that goes on in your bedroom...everything!!!"
Put the right mockers on it for ages... in fact because my ex-girlfriend couldn't imaginge the slimy git not listening, she often used it as an excuse to not do anything. I still put that one mailicious sentance he spoke to us as quite high on the list of why we split up...

30 May 2005

Quote by bartfarst
My neighbours are in their 70's so not much of that!! would it be wrong to get exited if i did??????????

My neighbours are in their 70s too and I've never heard them at it thankfully. But the woman has recently started hanging her big white knickers out the washing line. I am tempted to steal them as a joke (honest guv) but would probably get caught and end up in the local paper.

30 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
Well if your walls are paper thin.......you have no choice but to listen!!....so how can that be wrong??...what are you suppose do when they are shagging...go for a wank?

Only if you're quiet! :twisted:

30 May 2005

to be honest ive never heard my neighbours i dont think they have it lol............i suppose its okay to listen tho!!!
one thing that did scar me for life was while i was sitting in my lounge (when i lived with my mum and dad) and i heard them at it - fair enuff everyone has sex but that kinda spun me out confused

louxxxxxx

30 May 2005

Quote by A kind of magic
I was wondering what the forum thought about hearing neighbours sexual activities.
I am blessed/cursed with with paper thin walls and every week I get to hear the neigbours girlfriend do her samantha from sex and the city impression, and I was wondering is it wrong to listen in or should I start charging admission money as they guy sounds as it he knows what he is doing!

Tape it and play it back to them loudly on your Hi-Fi when they've finished :twisted:

31 May 2005

We used to have a young couple for neighbours and she used to scream like a bloody thing was when your sat downstairs on an evening with the baby monitor on you dont need to be hearing a daft cow screaming her bloody lungs used to wake the kids up and scare the shite out of them so we ended up getting the environmental health in, wasnt a turn on or bloody funny. mad

Rant over

31 May 2005

I lived in a block of flats for a few months. The shagging came from one wall, the ceiling and the floor like clockwork most nights. You tune into the subtle changes in sounds as the fucking goes on. Sometimes it was really enjoyable and once wanked off nicely to the orgasm of the couple.

31 May 2005

I was on the receiving end of a 5 star blowjob when that, 'Crazy Frog' ringtone blared out from her mobile! rolleyes

We couldn't carry on for laughing, and now every time we hear it, or see the ad on tv, we can't help cracking up. rotflmao

Anyone else had any funny, 'interuptions'? :grin:
cc_7up, & upfor_txt

31 May 2005

If its occasionally that loud it disturbs you fair enough
but its not really what you wanna be listening to
not to good for peoples kids either

31 May 2005

Quote by longhandle8
I was wondering what the forum thought about hearing neighbours sexual activities.
I am blessed/cursed with with paper thin walls and every week I get to hear the neigbours girlfriend do her samantha from sex and the city impression, and I was wondering is it wrong to listen in or should I start charging admission money as they guy sounds as it he knows what he is doing!

Tape it and play it back to them loudly on your Hi-Fi when they've finished :twisted:
Absolutely marvellous idea! Might use it one day.
Clare, I know exactly how you feel. When it becomes so loud that it gets intrusive and disruptive, it is wrong.

31 May 2005

Quote by Tania
I was wondering what the forum thought about hearing neighbours sexual activities.
I am blessed/cursed with with paper thin walls and every week I get to hear the neigbours girlfriend do her samantha from sex and the city impression, and I was wondering is it wrong to listen in or should I start charging admission money as they guy sounds as it he knows what he is doing!

Tape it and play it back to them loudly on your Hi-Fi when they've finished :twisted:
Absolutely marvellous idea! Might use it one day.
Clare, I know exactly how you feel. When it becomes so loud that it gets intrusive and disruptive, it is wrong.
Exactly Tania, just keep the noise down next time please :twisted:

31 May 2005

When I was living in a shared house during my student days, the walls and floors were ridiculously thin, so every time my ex and I got down to it (and the bed was making more noise than she was) there used to be a cacophony of slamming doors as the entire house emptied, always used to crack us up lol

We were also interrupted on 3 occasions in hotels, once by a maid delivering towels, once by my brother who knocked just as we reached the point of no return and once by hotel security who were worried by the screams coming from the room redface

What's more impressive is living in an apartment block now, I can hear the neighbours 2 floors down at it through the open window :shock:

31 May 2005

Quote by longhandle8
Exactly Tania, just keep the noise down next time please :twisted:

'Twasn't me! blink

31 May 2005

Yeah you have to listen wink

Stayed over at friends of mine after a party & listened to them redface

you could'nt not as she was very vocal pity they dont play with others :twisted:
can't wait to stay over again for another hearing biggrin

Is it ok to listen to your neighbours shagging?