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The meek? what have they got to do with anythin?
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The meek? what have they got to do with anythin?

They're gonna inherit the earth apparently....
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The meek? what have they got to do with anythin?

the meek shall inherit the earth
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I am now officially confused :silly:
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FFs scroll up ya numpty..... rolleyes
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FFs scroll up ya numpty..... rolleyes
make me, immigrant
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FFs scroll up ya numpty..... rolleyes
make me, immigrant
See the violence inherent in the system!
Storm
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FFs scroll up ya numpty..... rolleyes
make me, immigrant
Now, just what do you have against immigrants ? :twisted:
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FFs scroll up ya numpty..... rolleyes
make me, immigrant
Now, just what do you have against immigrants ? :twisted:
its different for you, you speak English
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its different for you, you speak English

Well, kinda ... Amerenglish. Ask anyone thats met me ... not quite normal !!
Quote by Abilene

its different for you, you speak English

Well, kinda ... Amerenglish. Ask anyone thats met me ... not quite normal !!
if i get a dose of bravery, or half a bottle of southern comfort inside of me, i might come and say hello on saturday and find out for myself
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its different for you, you speak English

Well, kinda ... Amerenglish. Ask anyone thats met me ... not quite normal !!
if i get a dose of bravery, or half a bottle of southern comfort inside of me, i might come and say hello on saturday and find out for myself
Why did you have to mention alcohol .... tender belly today. confused
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its different for you, you speak English

Well, kinda ... Amerenglish. Ask anyone thats met me ... not quite normal !!
if i get a dose of bravery, or half a bottle of southern comfort inside of me, i might come and say hello on saturday and find out for myself
Why did you have to mention alcohol .... tender belly today. confused
consider it practice for the weekend ;)
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The meek? what have they got to do with anythin?

the meek shall inherit the earth
I thought they said greek.
I'm glad they get something. they had a hell of a time!
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Here is a picture ( not well taken and I do afterall have a damn hangover ) of my new family member thanks to the kind hearts of Mr & Mrs Pete. He looks angry but I promise he is going to be fine once settled in. In fact he has currently taken up residence in my lap.

Are you guys not seeing a picture of the cat here? I just talked to someone and he says that he cant see the picture ... which now makes Fire and Stormys comments make sense.
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Here is a picture ( not well taken and I do afterall have a damn hangover ) of my new family member thanks to the kind hearts of Mr & Mrs Pete. He looks angry but I promise he is going to be fine once settled in. In fact he has currently taken up residence in my lap.

Are you guys not seeing a picture of the cat here? I just talked to someone and he says that he cant see the picture ... which now makes Fire and Stormys comments make sense.
Nope hun. all we can see its some blocks!! Hence my picasso comment! There is no cat!
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FFs scroll up ya numpty..... rolleyes
make me, immigrant
Oi! The Welsh were here before you 'immigrants'!! So stick that in yer sexualprolificness!!
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Sparky da-di-da
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...but find it hard to believe anyone would have done otherwise...

:twisted: just wait till I invite her to my gaff :twisted:
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Anyone else have any embarrasing meet stories?? Do share.

I once snored so loud my... ahem 'hosts' left the marital bed redface
Thank fuck for that Pete ! I thought for a mo you were going to blab your arse off about my mother of all hangovers at your last bbq confused
I swear to God it was the heat :giggle:
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The meek? what have they got to do with anythin?

They're gonna inherit the earth apparently....
Aww thats nice, its about time the goyt a break
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Thank fuck for that Pete ! I thought for a mo you were going to blab your arse off about my mother of all hangovers at your last bbq confused
I swear to God it was the heat :giggle:

who me ? blab? :shock: never, discretion is my middle name :giggle:
kiss
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Yeah....like the vision of a woman chucking up in a bucket makes me want to take advantage... Ewww the thought lol :shock:
Nice to hear they were decent about things but find it hard to believe anyone would have done otherwise, good leason learned though bless ya.

Not one of my finer moments thats for sure. confused
Wasn't meant to be sarcastic.. we have all done it lol. Well not quite like that but similar lol...
Its one you will always remember so good leason learned.. Bless ya xx
Mike x
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Yeah....like the vision of a woman chucking up in a bucket makes me want to take advantage... Ewww the thought lol :shock:
Nice to hear they were decent about things but find it hard to believe anyone would have done otherwise, good leason learned though bless ya.

Not one of my finer moments thats for sure. confused
Wasn't meant to be sarcastic.. we have all done it lol. Well not quite like that but similar lol...
Its one you will always remember so good leason learned.. Bless ya xx
Mike x

Oh no sarcasm taken Mike. Yep, I learned my lesson ...
Wine=Good
Vodka=Good
Wine + Vodka = Drunk of her ass Abi
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You smart ass Pete :twisted:
The CAT is fine. I have a new cat, I have a new cat, I have a new cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, I should also mention my wonderful ( yet sarcastic ) hosts also gave me a cat who quite weirdly is a double for Sam who I had to have put to sleep on tuesday.

Ahhh
I missed this thread great to see you happy again
As for drinking i had a pint of a local bitter on a visit to a wonderful lady this weekend and i now feel a bit delicate in the stomach my self as i'm not one for bitter. lol
Best to stick to what you know i thinks :lol:
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Wine=Good
Vodka=Good
Wine + Vodka = Drunk of her ass Abi

Same here after Pete's last bbq
Wine = good
beer = good
Wine + Beer + a very hot tent = Sassy getting pissed as a fart and poor Knight dispairing of me.
sorry babes, I promise I won't do that again redface