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Never mix wine, vodka and a meet.

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you were sure lucky in your choice of meets but maybe abstaining from drink will help next time good luck
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you were sure lucky in your choice of meets but maybe abstaining from drink will help next time good luck

Oh bless your heart Davos ... that'll never happen. :giggle:
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Sparky da-di-da
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I won't let on :lol:
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I won't let on :lol:
Am I missing something?? What are all the dots and dashes .... or is it just my damn screen that is showing a bunch of morse code in the above quote??
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I won't let on :lol:
Am I missing something?? What are all the dots and dashes .... or is it just my damn screen that is showing a bunch of morse code in the above quote??
Abi
Me think some one is trying to rxtract something hun
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Anyone else have any embarrasing meet stories?? Do share.

I once snored so loud my... ahem 'hosts' left the marital bed redface
Only after trying to feckin suffocate you first!
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I think the title really says it all !!
I was meeting with a wonderful couple ( whom I had already met with before ) and was looking forward to a very, very wonderful evening. I get to their place after taking a detour around the entire south ... I tend to get lost easily!!! Upon arrival I am greeted warmly and offered a glass of wine. Well, at some point my gracious host asks if I have eaten and then proceeds to cook for me !!!! After many glasses of wine, great spagetti and fun conversation I take it in my head to swig some vodka straight from the bottle ( oh yeah ... such a lady!! ) Well next thing I know my head is hanging none too gently over the edge of a single bed and into a bucket. How awful !!! Both my hosts were so sweet ... they held my head, got me a glass of water and tucked me into bed. This could have gone in such a bad direction ( er...could it be worse?? ) at this point and I am so honored to know these two wonderful and honest people. It would have been so easy to take advantage of me in that state ( once I quit throwing up that is !! ) but they didn't.
So a big hug and Thanks go to them ... you know who you are I will leave it up to you if you wish to step forward and take a bow. Of course if you show the picture you took of me this morning at the dining table I will come spank you both !!!!
Anyone else have any embarrasing meet stories?? Do share.

Alcohol: I Drink Occasionally redface
Quote by bushwackers
I think the title really says it all !!
I was meeting with a wonderful couple ( whom I had already met with before ) and was looking forward to a very, very wonderful evening. I get to their place after taking a detour around the entire south ... I tend to get lost easily!!! Upon arrival I am greeted warmly and offered a glass of wine. Well, at some point my gracious host asks if I have eaten and then proceeds to cook for me !!!! After many glasses of wine, great spagetti and fun conversation I take it in my head to swig some vodka straight from the bottle ( oh yeah ... such a lady!! ) Well next thing I know my head is hanging none too gently over the edge of a single bed and into a bucket. How awful !!! Both my hosts were so sweet ... they held my head, got me a glass of water and tucked me into bed. This could have gone in such a bad direction ( er...could it be worse?? ) at this point and I am so honored to know these two wonderful and honest people. It would have been so easy to take advantage of me in that state ( once I quit throwing up that is !! ) but they didn't.
So a big hug and Thanks go to them ... you know who you are I will leave it up to you if you wish to step forward and take a bow. Of course if you show the picture you took of me this morning at the dining table I will come spank you both !!!!
Anyone else have any embarrasing meet stories?? Do share.

Alcohol: I Drink Occasionally redface
LMAO ... well, I do drink occasionally ... just doesnt mean that I stop at one when I occasionally drink. lol
"Blessed Are the Cheesemakers"
"Well what's so special about the Cheesemakers?"
"Darling, I don't think it's meant to be taken literally, but as a reference to any manufacturers of dairy products"
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"Blessed Are the Cheesemakers"
"Well what's so special about the Cheesemakers?"
"Darling, I don't think it's meant to be taken literally, but as a reference to any manufacturers of dairy products"

?? I stay confused
(jump)
:taz: Jehova Jehova :taz:
are there any women here? :shock:
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:taz: Jehova Jehova :taz:
are there any women here? :shock:

No no no....
He said Jehova...... stone him
Quote by scotsbicouple
"Blessed Are the Cheesemakers"
"Well what's so special about the Cheesemakers?"
"Darling, I don't think it's meant to be taken literally, but as a reference to any manufacturers of dairy products"

Very nice Avatar BTW. :thumbup:
Storm
Many moons ago something similar happened to me and I know I missed out on a great threesome, always kicked myself!!! Seveal large g&ts were my undoing........ Now I take care to drink little or nothing alcoholic.............
Planemike