New Boots

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
well what a truly helpfull lot you are....... having read through idea's thus far i just just.....filled a bag full of potato peelings, pissed in it, stuffed it in me boots, but the whole thing in a bin liner, pissed in that and chucked it in the chest freezer.......will let ya know how it goes on saturday lol

:rotflmao:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
well what a truly helpfull lot you are....... having read through idea's thus far i just just.....filled a bag full of potato peelings, pissed in it, stuffed it in me boots, but the whole thing in a bin liner, pissed in that and chucked it in the chest freezer.......will let ya know how it goes on saturday lol

Remind me not to be downwind of those boots on Saturday!

29 Nov 2005

To loosten (SP) boots i thinkif u put them on in a bath that you can stand in and then kinda do sking movements.... sounds weird butitworks cusit softens the leather. smile

29 Nov 2005

Quote by TamworthGuy
To loosten (SP) boots i thinkif u put them on in a bath that you can stand in and then kinda do sking movements.... sounds weird butitworks cusit softens the leather.

:shock:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by TamworthGuy
To loosten (SP) boots i thinkif u put them on in a bath that you can stand in and then kinda do sking movements.... sounds weird butitworks cusit softens the leather.

but if the bath is very hot, surely i am more likely to do a jig than a ski movement lol

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
To loosten (SP) boots i thinkif u put them on in a bath that you can stand in and then kinda do sking movements.... sounds weird butitworks cusit softens the leather.

but if the bath is very hot, surely i am more likely to do a jig than a ski movement lol :shock: :shock:

29 Nov 2005

I've got to get off this thread
My sides are hurting so much I can hardly move, my eyes are streaming and my jaw and cheek bones feel like they are going to pop out.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :wave2: :evil2: :giggle: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Feckin classic
nice one guys :thumbup:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
To loosten (SP) boots i thinkif u put them on in a bath that you can stand in and then kinda do sking movements.... sounds weird butitworks cusit softens the leather.

but if the bath is very hot, surely i am more likely to do a jig than a ski movement lol
Eitherway, will u film it so i cn watch??

29 Nov 2005

errrr NO

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
errrr NO

y not???? promiseit works

29 Nov 2005

what you need to do is...........
... cut a slit down the back of the boot, but a piece of material in the same colour as the boot and stitch it into the slit.
hey presto.. a boot with "give".
lol

happy to help

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys

Some swarfega and a traffic cone does the trick for making things a little less 'snug fitting' .......... errrm, I think I've suggested that for something else somewhere :lol2:
Steve

29 Nov 2005

Id stick Naughtys head down 'em, for trying to nab the dosh for 'em. wink

29 Nov 2005

I've got it !!
Don't bother to stretch the boots........... wear something else :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

29 Nov 2005

Call me daft ......... but.................... why did you buy a pair of boots that are too small for you anyway ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Wrap a potato (larger than your foot) in newspaper and leave it overnight inside the boots..

They a size 12 thats one hell of a pototoe :shock:

Quote by steveg_nw
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys

Some swarfega and a traffic cone does the trick for making things a little less 'snug fitting' .......... errrm, I think I've suggested that for something else somewhere :lol2:
Steve
hang on i've still got them somewhere innocent

29 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Call me daft ......... but.................... why did you buy a pair of boots that are too small for you anyway ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sam,
He bought them on t'internet,
unlike me - I went shopping today & bought mine in a shop
where I could try them on, decide they were too tight & get a bigger size !!!
btw anyonelse got new boots for Sat?

29 Nov 2005

I got new boots for saturday, but they are in a style I love to wear (in other words, they are long enough to keep my thighs warm) :twisted:
Just hope Sleazy manages to get rid of the smell of rotting potato, piss and got knows what else by weekend, or he is sitting outside wink

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I got new boots for saturday, but they are in a style I love to wear (in other words, they are long enough to keep my thighs warm) :twisted:
Just hope Sleazy manages to get rid of the smell of rotting potato, piss and got knows what else by weekend, or he is sitting outside

easily done babe.... I'll just leave naughtynymphos at home :giggle:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
I got new boots for saturday, but they are in a style I love to wear (in other words, they are long enough to keep my thighs warm) :twisted:
Just hope Sleazy manages to get rid of the smell of rotting potato, piss and got knows what else by weekend, or he is sitting outside

easily done babe.... I'll just leave naughtynymphos at home :giggle:
She is so going to get you for that (and if she waits till Saturday, I will be more than glad to help) :wink:

29 Nov 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: Brave man Sleazy

29 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
They a size 12 thats one hell of a pototoe :shock:

Thats one hell of a foot an all :shock:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer

They a size 12 thats one hell of a pototoe :shock:

Thats one hell of a foot an all :shock:
well you know what they say about blokes with big feet don't ya ??
trust me... its not true sad

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
well you know what they say about blokes with big feet don't ya ??

they buy big shoes confused

Soz, forgot, you bought big ones and they still dont fit you :giggle:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well you know what they say about blokes with big feet don't ya ??

they buy big shoes confused

Soz, forgot, you bought big ones and they still dont fit you :giggle:
ahhhhhhhhhh shaddap lol

29 Nov 2005

maybe you should have got something more in your size

29 Nov 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Only one way to soften and stretch leather boots- my old man taught me with my first pair of parade boots - p*ss in 'em, leave them to soak over night rinst them out, stand in a bath of cold water for an hour, them stuff them with newspaper and let them dry our without any artificial heat
It works!

mmmmmmm we were taught that in the forces too :shock:
but a more 'unyucky' way is put them on stand in warm water for a while, walk around to the boot molds to the foot, then stand in cold water to set the leather. Take them off, put scrunched up newspaper in until the boot is solid with it, leave to dry naturally.
OR
go to a decent shoe shop and buy a pair of boot/shoe stretchers

if you had more time would probably have been able to get you them as my dads company sells/sold them.
Thats it sleazy you put a camels toe in em lol
sierra x x lol

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sierra
Only one way to soften and stretch leather boots- my old man taught me with my first pair of parade boots - p*ss in 'em, leave them to soak over night rinst them out, stand in a bath of cold water for an hour, them stuff them with newspaper and let them dry our without any artificial heat
It works!

mmmmmmm we were taught that in the forces too :shock:
but a more 'unyucky' way is put them on stand in warm water for a while, walk around to the boot molds to the foot, then stand in cold water to set the leather. Take them off, put scrunched up newspaper in until the boot is solid with it, leave to dry naturally.
OR
go to a decent shoe shop and buy a pair of boot/shoe stretchers

if you had more time would probably have been able to get you them as my dads company sells/sold them.
that'd be the srangest place to wear a boot ever wouldn't it lol
Thats it sleazy you put a camels toe in em lol
sierra x x lol

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
got me some new boots

Now all you need are the panties
On second thoughts, probably not cool

Thanks, Ian (and RIP)

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Vix
Fallen Angel? Were your feet black as sin after Marcusos party, too?

Yes! But feeling dirty after a party is a good thing in general, I think biggrin