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Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!!!!
Just awaiting the results from the female judge and then I will announce the winner!! 20 entries, so definitely not an easy job!
hwoar:
Mal
:crazy:
Just awaiting the results from the female judge and then I will announce the winner!! 20 entries, so definitely not an easy job!
hwoar: Mal
:crazy:
Cough, cough !! Ermmmm, one-two, one-two. One one one, two two two. Can you hear me at the back? What do you mean no? How do you know what I said then??
So, onto the best boobs award 2004.
I sent my score card in and I don't mind telling you that was one of the most difficult things I have had to do. I have had to lie down in a darkened room for the afternoon in order to recover!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Never has such a bevvy of beauties been assembled together all at once. There must be some very proud partners out there.
Mals voice from stage left: Keep talking, sing a song or dance. Just keep them amused while we wait for Jas' score card.
Errrm, some of the photography was better than others but this wasn't a photography competition. I especially enjoyed the outside photos. The one outside Old Trafford on match day was particularly good and I laughed at the bit where the policeman was putting the hand-cuffs on.
Errrm, such beauty has inspired me to write a poem which I shall recite for you now.
Psssst Mal, are we ready yet, they're getting a bit restless???
She stood upon the bridge
Her voice was all a quivver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river!!
I thank you. No madame put that piece of rotten fruit down. Bloody hell, that nearly took my head off!!
Right ladies and gentlemen, there will now be a short break then Mal will be along to give the results of the Best Boobs Competition 2004.
Runs off, stage right in search off Mal.......
So, onto the best boobs award 2004.
I sent my score card in and I don't mind telling you that was one of the most difficult things I have had to do. I have had to lie down in a darkened room for the afternoon in order to recover!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Never has such a bevvy of beauties been assembled together all at once. There must be some very proud partners out there.
Mals voice from stage left: Keep talking, sing a song or dance. Just keep them amused while we wait for Jas' score card.
Errrm, some of the photography was better than others but this wasn't a photography competition. I especially enjoyed the outside photos. The one outside Old Trafford on match day was particularly good and I laughed at the bit where the policeman was putting the hand-cuffs on.
Errrm, such beauty has inspired me to write a poem which I shall recite for you now.
Psssst Mal, are we ready yet, they're getting a bit restless???
She stood upon the bridge
Her voice was all a quivver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river!!
I thank you. No madame put that piece of rotten fruit down. Bloody hell, that nearly took my head off!!
Right ladies and gentlemen, there will now be a short break then Mal will be along to give the results of the Best Boobs Competition 2004.
Runs off, stage right in search off Mal.......
Sex God
So when are the results gonna be posted then?
Mod
Ladies and Gentlemen
The time has come for me to announce the winner of the 2004 SH Boobies Competition.
As has been said by my commendable co-judges, this has been a VERY hard competition to judge. We had 20 entrants and the standard was extremely high. I know you have all been waiting quite some time for the results, but this is something I’m sure you wouldn’t want us to rush.
We had very many different options on which to base our scoring on – size, shape, dressing, posing, nipples, ingenuity, focus, lighting to name but a few. A lot of time and effort has been put in by all entrants and all should be congratulated for it. So before we continue a round of applause for all of them.
As I said earlier, the standard was extremely high which made it very difficult to score. In fact, the top 11 were separated by an average of less than 2, so you can see how fierce it was!
I won’t name all the contestants, however, one entry did stand out from all the rest. It certainly proved who was the biggest tit out there – so congratulations to Roger743. I won’t say it was a pleasure to judge his entry, however it was a little disconcerting to see that The Sarge gave him twice as many votes as I did!!
So – to the positions:
In 5th place – Carolyn – partner of Fun365
In 3rd= place – Angel Chat and Vix
In 2nd place – Dawn Midlands
And the winner of the 2004 Swinging Heaven “Best Boobies†award is
VenusnMars!!!!!!
Congratulations on an outstanding achievement which should not be belittled in any way, shape or form. I know this lady battled through adversity to ensure her entry was submitted and we are all the richer for it. Well done again!!
As for publishing the entries, unless I receive permission from the ladies themselves, I won’t publish. For those who do give permission, I will ask Mark to produce a page of the pics for all to wonder at!!
And last, but not least, can I thank my fellow judges for their kind assistance with this competition. I couldn’t have done it without you!
Mal
The time has come for me to announce the winner of the 2004 SH Boobies Competition.
As has been said by my commendable co-judges, this has been a VERY hard competition to judge. We had 20 entrants and the standard was extremely high. I know you have all been waiting quite some time for the results, but this is something I’m sure you wouldn’t want us to rush.
We had very many different options on which to base our scoring on – size, shape, dressing, posing, nipples, ingenuity, focus, lighting to name but a few. A lot of time and effort has been put in by all entrants and all should be congratulated for it. So before we continue a round of applause for all of them.
As I said earlier, the standard was extremely high which made it very difficult to score. In fact, the top 11 were separated by an average of less than 2, so you can see how fierce it was!
I won’t name all the contestants, however, one entry did stand out from all the rest. It certainly proved who was the biggest tit out there – so congratulations to Roger743. I won’t say it was a pleasure to judge his entry, however it was a little disconcerting to see that The Sarge gave him twice as many votes as I did!!
So – to the positions:
In 5th place – Carolyn – partner of Fun365
In 3rd= place – Angel Chat and Vix
In 2nd place – Dawn Midlands
And the winner of the 2004 Swinging Heaven “Best Boobies†award is
VenusnMars!!!!!!
Congratulations on an outstanding achievement which should not be belittled in any way, shape or form. I know this lady battled through adversity to ensure her entry was submitted and we are all the richer for it. Well done again!!
As for publishing the entries, unless I receive permission from the ladies themselves, I won’t publish. For those who do give permission, I will ask Mark to produce a page of the pics for all to wonder at!!
And last, but not least, can I thank my fellow judges for their kind assistance with this competition. I couldn’t have done it without you!
Mal
Orgasminator
Quote by steveg_nw
Is now an appropriate time to put my name down as the judge in the nicest tasting pussy competition??? :twisted: :twisted:
Steve
Me too, i'll assist
OMG! For once I am lost for words! :shock: Um..........
Thankyou for making my boobs famous, I shall endeavour not to let the fame go to their heads, and keep them away from the seedy world of wild parties and drugs. Mother, Father, I owe it all to you!
(not bad for a crappy old webcam!
)
I`m filling up here guys!
VenusnMarsxxx
Thankyou for making my boobs famous, I shall endeavour not to let the fame go to their heads, and keep them away from the seedy world of wild parties and drugs. Mother, Father, I owe it all to you!
(not bad for a crappy old webcam!
)I`m filling up here guys!
VenusnMarsxxx
:x :x :x :x :x 
Sex God
Well Done Venus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Goddam biatch ;))
No Seriously well done, a very deserving winner form what I can see on your avatar ;)
But does this mean I can have as my sig "3rd best boobs on Swinging Heaven"?
(Goddam biatch ;))
No Seriously well done, a very deserving winner form what I can see on your avatar ;)
But does this mean I can have as my sig "3rd best boobs on Swinging Heaven"?
Sex God
LIke this? ;)
Sex God
We're running out of anatomy on which to base competitions.
At this rate we'll be judging the relative merits of people's internal organs.
Incidentally, i'm told i have a rather attractive pair of kidneys. ;)
At this rate we'll be judging the relative merits of people's internal organs.
Incidentally, i'm told i have a rather attractive pair of kidneys. ;)
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Incidentally, i'm told i have a ratger attractive pair of kidneys. ;)
WTF is ratger????
***Edit because Ice beat me to it :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Incidentally, i'm told i have a ratger attractive pair of kidneys. ;)
WTF is ratger????
An actor I believe?
