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It’s competition time again!!!!!
Well, we’ve had cock shots and pussy shots, so now it’s time for…………..
BOOBIES!!!!
Right, these are the rules.
1. All entries to be sent to .Please put your forum name in the subject line. Don’t tell the judges to look at your avatar – you obviously already have a much better pic for us to judge.
2. You can send as many pics as you like, but can only be awarded one place.
3. Pics can be naked, in lingerie, in profile – whatever. Nothing is right and nothing is wrong (unless it’s Marmalaid again!).
4. Bribery and corruption is allowed, however, it must be shared equally amongst all judges.
5. Here’s the twist – there will be 3 judges, myself, one other male and one other FEMALE. So volunteers required!! This alas, means that the female judge will NOT be able to enter the competition.
6. The closing date for submissions will be Saturday night, 24th July and the results will be announced on the following Sunday afternoon.
7. The Judges decision is final!!
8. The winner will be awarded the title “Winner of the Best Boobies Competition 2004”,which they will be entitled to have in their signature for all to see.
If the competitors wish, after the judging has taken place, we may show the entries. But this will only be with their express permission submitted with their entry. If you do not wish it to be made public, it wont be and it will not affect your entry at all.
Bring one, bring all – LET’S HAVE A BALL!!!!
Mal
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Ohohoh! I`m up for this one. I`ll have to be original though, as I`m really up against it with the naff cam and some of the luscious the girls already here cool
Venusxxx
Yippeee!! Our first willing victim, er sorry, competitor!! lol
If you're not in, you can't win! You have as much chance as any of them Venus, just be confident about your abilities. :lol:
Mal
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Oh, I know what I`m doing already! I`m nothing if not creative!
Venusxxx
Nah, not playing this one - I don't think anyone's tits look nice, so I never photograph them - sorry, just a personal choice confused
Never mind, each to their own. But you are such a good photographer too!! :twisted:
Mal
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Mal;
Do you have to be a registered forum member to enter... Funnily enough I know someone that will probably want to enter lol
Paul
mrs davej wishes to enter but the link comes up with the message 'default client not fully installed'..........help ..
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Mal;
Do you have to be a registered forum member to enter... Funnily enough I know someone that will probably want to enter lol
Paul

Paul
Spouses or partners can enter under the name of their partners' forum name - so yes, she can enter :lol:
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mrs davej wishes to enter but the link comes up with the message 'default client not fully installed'..........help ..

I've just checked it and it worked fine for me. Can you just type the addy into your address line and let me know if that works ok?
Mal
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Thanks Mal... Looks like I will be taking boob pics on Monday
Paul
You brave soul Gilbert - for Queen and country, you lay your life on the line for the boobies. Too heroic for words!!
Your insane request to be a judge is granted, but beware!! There are dark forces about, that will try to ensnare your judgement. You must be beyond these and rise above them. Do not let them corrupt you for the extra point for the 'nipple' shot. Impartiallity must be your sword!
Ok, that's the first volunteer for the competition :grin: All we need now is a lovely lady to join this happy little gathering!
Mal
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You brave soul Gilbert - for Queen and country, you lay your life on the line for the boobies. Too heroic for words!!
Your insane request to be a judge is granted, but beware!! There are dark forces about, that will try to ensnare your judgement. You must be beyond these and rise above them. Do not let them corrupt you for the extra point for the 'nipple' shot. Impartiallity must be your sword!
Ok, that's the first volunteer for the competition :grin: All we need now is a lovely lady to join this happy little gathering!
Mal
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I'll be the third judge :shock:
Your hopefully
Paul(ine)
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I'll be the third judge :shock:
Your hopefully
Paul(ine)

Just one tiny little technical detail you may have overlooked here, Paul(ine). If you become a judge, how can Carolyn enter and be judged fairly? Sorry, mate, er, I mean Miss redface , I will have to let some other lady join the fray.
Mal
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I'll be the third judge :shock:
Your hopefully
Paul(ine)

Just one tiny little technical detail you may have overlooked here, Paul(ine). If you become a judge, how can Carolyn enter and be judged fairly? Sorry, mate, er, I mean Miss redface , I will have to let some other lady join the fray.
Mal
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Bugger - I never thought of that... How did you spot it was me?
Paul(ish)
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Bugger - I never thought of that... How did you spot it was me?
Paul(ish)

You have smaller boobs than your partner!!!! rotflmao
Mal
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Bugger - I never thought of that... How did you spot it was me?
Paul(ish)

You have smaller boobs than your partner!!!! rotflmao
Mal
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Oh - very funny lol
Now where is that Photo editing software?
End of hijack - and let the boobs beging!!!
Paul
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You brave soul Gilbert - for Queen and country, you lay your life on the line for the boobies. Too heroic for words!!
Your insane request to be a judge is granted, but beware!! There are dark forces about, that will try to ensnare your judgement. You must be beyond these and rise above them. Do not let them corrupt you for the extra point for the 'nipple' shot. Impartiallity must be your sword!
Ok, that's the first volunteer for the competition :grin: All we need now is a lovely lady to join this happy little gathering!
Mal
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never been known to call my sword Impartiality before.
But for Queen and country I am prepared!!
If I am nervous wreck at the NW munch with my eyes fixed firmly beliow the neck you will know why, but such is a small price to pay for the good of the Site.
please please I do hope that madam airbags does not enter, or Bertha!!! :scared: :scared:
Gilbert
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You brave soul Gilbert - for Queen and country, you lay your life on the line for the boobies. Too heroic for words!!
Your insane request to be a judge is granted, but beware!! There are dark forces about, that will try to ensnare your judgement. You must be beyond these and rise above them. Do not let them corrupt you for the extra point for the 'nipple' shot. Impartiallity must be your sword!
Ok, that's the first volunteer for the competition :grin: All we need now is a lovely lady to join this happy little gathering!
Mal
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never been known to call my sword Impartiality before.
But for Queen and country I am prepared!!
If I am nervous wreck at the NW munch with my eyes fixed firmly beliow the neck you will know why, but such is a small price to pay for the good of the Site.
please please I do hope that madam airbags does not enter, or Bertha!!! :scared: :scared:
Gilbert
Gilbert;
You are a good man indeed. The task you undertake, for the benefit of this great site, is hard indeed.. But you will prevail.
Good luck and may your Gods go with you
Paul
Bugger it. I'm trying to pack for my holidays and you come up with another comp mad :x :x
You've all seen my tits on my avatar so thats those pics out the window
I don't have time to take anymore :cry:
I'll have to send something old and boring
Dawn :silly:
Dawn I just cannot imagine that your boobs are old or boring,
convince me that you are wrong!!! :twisted:
Gilbert
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I've just checked it and it worked fine for me. Can you just type the addy into your address line and let me know if that works ok?
Mal
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cheers mal ..............sharp as a bath towel this end ......mrs davej entry on its way
Well Red having had the pleasure of seeing you from the rear in you ealier avatar
It will be a pleasure if you were to grace the compeTITion with your front :twisted:
so Enter away , and ladies you may enter as many times as you wish.
Its going to be tough but someone had to aid and abet Mal
Gilber
so Enter away , and ladies you may enter as many times as you wish.

Oh goody, I`ll be able to enter all three boobs biggrin
(it`s the inbreeding dontcha know)
Venusxxx
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so Enter away , and ladies you may enter as many times as you wish.


hmm I hope to be using those words one day .... (substituting the word ladies for fellas). I think the context will be different though redface :twisted: surprisedops: :twisted: :oops: biggrin :shock:
Will sort out the camera over the weekend and submit some piccies ....
Can I be the female judge - please, please, please, please, please.
Pretty Please with sugar on top!!!
Jas
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My tits are on their way to you as we speak lol
Clare,xxx
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Can I be the female judge - please, please, please, please, please.
Pretty Please with sugar on top!!!
Jas
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This is just the quote of her post - her PM was even worse!!! :grin:
However, due to your natural abilities (which may need to be verified at a later date :rascal: ) and to add a female perspective on, after all, a very feminine competition (sit down Marmalaid!), I gladly accept your offer of being the final judge for the competition.
No Jas, sit down - I told you none of that until after the judging blast ! Yes, I know you're grateful for being chosen but later hump - now go and give Tim what he expects on a Saturday morning :kick:
No, not that - this!! 69position
Some people - they just won't be told!!! :jagsatwork:
Right - to work biggrin . One week to send in as many entries as you like, closing date next Saturday, winner announced the following day. Come on ladies, you know you want to!! sillyhwoar:
Mal
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I'll have to send something old and boring
Dawn :silly:

Noooo - not Ian!! I know you said he was a right tit, but that doesn't count!!
sorry Ian - couldn't resist :cheers:
I'm sure whatever you send will be great Dawn, whatever you have time for - or cancel the holiday!! :grin:
Mal
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Will these bresticles be available for public scrutiny also, or is it only for the judges to ogle over boink