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Sex God
Quote by mindblowing
Well what can we say? except thank you for your warm and tender welcome to ts wonderful board.
In the main we have no idea just what it is you are all talking about, but maybe one day we will learn this secret swinging code, or maybe we just need to get so shagged that or minds are blown and we too talk complete bollocks!
P&C
We are here and ready to help
lesson one
Bollocks=Bollocks part of the male genitalia found hanging loosely between the legs. These items normally appear in pairs with one being slight larger that the other. Generally kept hidden from view . Depending on climatic conditions they can be either hard and tight to the feel or have the handling capabilities of egg is strong debate as to the benefits of shaving the aforementioned bollocks in either warm soapy water or a thick milk shake.
Bollox=A style of post favoured by a number of forum posters. Bollox whilst not being particularly informative nor sexually stimulating, can still add to the general feel of the cafe. Bollox is trade marked under te2004 but can be used under license by any other poster mainly because the trademark owner hasn't got a fLuckin clue where we live, however we do still try to acknowledge the rights of the owner by attaching the te2004 otherwise he gets all woosie and goes off in a huff.
Hope this helps.
Sex God
Quote by davej
however we do still try to acknowledge the rights of the owner by attaching the te2004 otherwise he gets all woosie and goes off in a huff.
Hope this helps.
Or very ocassionally he borrows Neil's old strop and goes off in that :shock:
Anyway, :welcome: aboard from me too
Sex God
mr davej sir!
thank you for the clarification on the whole bollox / bollocks issue. i will try not to confuse the two!
ms angelchat
can i please have my old strop back cos the new one's a bit uncomfy and hasn't been broken in it!
mr & mrs mindblowing
thread hijacks? wouldn't know. i'm a newbie? we do not do that here!
n x x x ;-)
thank you for the clarification on the whole bollox / bollocks issue. i will try not to confuse the two!
ms angelchat
can i please have my old strop back cos the new one's a bit uncomfy and hasn't been broken in it!
mr & mrs mindblowing
thread hijacks? wouldn't know. i'm a newbie? we do not do that here!
n x x x ;-)
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In the main we have no idea just what it is you are all talking about, but maybe one day we will learn this secret swinging code, or maybe we just need to get so shagged that or minds are blown and we too talk complete bollocks!
P&C
Now you're getting the hang of it! Mmm, was that pun intended? Not originally, but I like it...
Willxx69 wrote, rather masterfully:
As for fondling zebras I shall have to have a word with that young lady of mine!
Fondling zebras indeed!
Okay, okay. GFZ actually stands for the Gentlemen Fondling Zone. It's where the ladies of the forum go to be waited on hand and stiletto heel; every feminine whim is catered for, every desire satisfied by the chaps who don feather boas and silkies especially for our delight and delectation. And if they're very good and obsequious and properly worshipful, we fondle them!
Sappho xxx (in whimsical mood)
PS: Will, do you want to play some more?
Master of Sex
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Sex God
Hi and welcome to the cafe
:cheers:
Molly xx
:cheers:
Molly xx
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
Willxx69 wrote, rather masterfully:
As for fondling zebras I shall have to have a word with that young lady of mine!
Fondling zebras indeed!
Okay, okay. GFZ actually stands for the Gentlemen Fondling Zone. It's where the ladies of the forum go to be waited on hand and stiletto heel; every feminine whim is catered for, every desire satisfied by the chaps who don feather boas and silkies especially for our delight and delectation. And if they're very good and obsequious and properly worshipful, we fondle them!
Sappho xxx (in whimsical mood)
PS: Will, do you want to play some more?
Certainly I want to play some more!! :twisted: :twisted:
However, I don't think we should hijack mindblowing's thread. Sooooooo......
Hello again to mindblowing
.Ladies, if you want looking after then that's fine by me. If Sappho wants me in silkies and a feather boa then I guess that's fine too. Bluexxx, what do you think?Will
Welcome Mindblowing!
Don't worry you'll soon get used to all the bollox (tm2004) and be spouting your own before long! You're most likely here for good now so you may as well get used to it! However this is an open asylum...sorry forum and you can leave anytime you like! :twisted:
Enjoy the site and have fun. I know I am!
Regards
Lovecommando XXX
Don't worry you'll soon get used to all the bollox (tm2004) and be spouting your own before long! You're most likely here for good now so you may as well get used to it! However this is an open asylum...sorry forum and you can leave anytime you like! :twisted:
Enjoy the site and have fun. I know I am!
Regards
Lovecommando XXX
Sex God
ello mindblowing
