I have just relised the last time I had a shag was the #th of January (date deleted to protect the guilty), normally this would be recollected as a hazy sequence of sexy visual images and a rough idea it was maybe 3 or four weeks ago.
However with modern technology I have found that it is now possible to review in foresic detail every sado aspect of your existance by examining the text messages on the mobile phone.
Has anyone else came to some profound relisations from using these new wondeful technologies.