New guy, be gentle!

6 Apr 2006

hi everyone, just thought id pop in and say hi, im new so please be gentle with me....... at first!

6 Apr 2006

Welcome to the forums Horny_t, Im sure you will have loads of fun on here, no doubt the rest of the loonies will be along shortly to say hello but as for being gentle, well you can never tell with this lot wink

6 Apr 2006

Hi and welcome
I am the shy and delicate one sitting in the corner......... :twisted:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Sarah
I am the shy and delicate one sitting in the corner......... :twisted:

I did warn you Horny_t :giggle:

6 Apr 2006

the quiet ones are always the worst, or so iv been told biggrin

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I am the shy and delicate one sitting in the corner......... :twisted:

I did warn you Horny_t :giggle:
:shock: You mean to tell me Sarah isn't just like me... all shy, quiet and delicate??? :shock: I've been conned I tell thee! confused

Conned! :? lol

;)

Hello Horny_ t
:welcome:
kiss

Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

thanks Gem biggrin

this is quite a friendly place, im starting to feel right at home, wheres the kettle??

6 Apr 2006

Quote by horny_t
wheres the kettle??

Sarah, Gem, we got another one for the sandwich round, get your orders in quick :P

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
wheres the kettle??

Sarah, Gem, we got another one for the sandwich round, get your orders in quick :P
Just don't send Noel for the butties again ffs. rolleyes

I'm sure mine will have gathered enough mould to develop a new vacine for manflu it's been that long! :roll: lol

Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

i hope u ladies arent going to take advantage of me...... well at least not at first surprised

6 Apr 2006

you got any munch tarts over there mate?
Two sugars for me coffee please :welcome:

6 Apr 2006

whats this - treat the new guy like a slave??? Mmmm i could get used to this! biggrin

6 Apr 2006

Quote by horny_t
whats this - treat the new guy like a slave??? Mmmm i could get used to this!

Easy tiger... I think you like it here far too much smackbottom

6 Apr 2006

Quote by horny_t
whats this - treat the new guy like a slave??? Mmmm i could get used to this!

:twisted: :rascal:
Mmmmm.
<mind races>
Tea, one sugar, no milk thanks! :D Reply........ yes mistress! ;) :D
kiss

Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
whats this - treat the new guy like a slave??? Mmmm i could get used to this!

:twisted: :rascal:
Mmmmm.
<mind races>
Tea, one sugar, no milk thanks! :D Reply........ yes mistress! ;) :D
kiss

Gem. x
:doh: Can I get my feckin coffee first ffs!
Put him down woman

horny_t... where's my coffee? :smackbottom:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Sarah
Hi and welcome
I am the shy and delicate one sitting in the corner......... :twisted:

:shock: Remind me not to get trapped in the same corner as you on Saturday Sarah......I'm glad Im on the door...even if it is at the end of the night...... lol

Hi horny_t, just be careful sometimes shy and delicate things only pretend to be.....looks can be VERY decieving..... wink

I'm in so much trouble on Saturday when Sarah sees this..... rotflmao

6 Apr 2006

New guy, be gentle

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: horny_t whip

no it's no good I can't do gentle but welcome anyway horny_t :welcome:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
New guy, be gentle
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: horny_t no it's no good I can't do gentle but welcome anyway horny_t :welcome:

go on sheddy break him in gently :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :whip: :whip: :giggle:
:welcome: to the :swingingchair: asylum..................twitch................twitch confused

:?
the rest of the loon

are on lock down at the mo but they will be here shortly
wave

:wave: have fun
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg

6 Apr 2006

Quote by horny_t
hi everyone, just thought id pop in and say hi, im new so please be gentle with me....... at first!

Hello you sexy little cornflake
I dont want to be gentle ......... I am giving up smoking
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Apr 2006

ello and welcome wave

:wave:
hope u find what u are looking for

6 Apr 2006

Hi horny_t and :welcome: to SH towers kiss

Now you've met some of the inmates, don't let that put you off. SOME of us are quite sane you know rolleyes

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi horny_t and :welcome: to SH towers
Now you've met some of the inmates, don't let that put you off. SOME of us are quite sane you know

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
but Sassy isnt one of them :bolt:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hi horny_t and :welcome: to SH towers
Now you've met some of the inmates, don't let that put you off. SOME of us are quite sane you know

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
but Sassy isnt one of them :bolt:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
flipa

:flipa:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
...some of the inmates...

rpm would love to be Sassy's 'in-mate' :twisted:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
New guy, be gentle
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: horny_t no it's no good I can't do gentle but welcome anyway horny_t :welcome:

Gentle?......... you Sheddy!

6 Apr 2006

hi
:welcome: to the site..........very nice people here,but watch your back biggrin

did i do that??? :D

6 Apr 2006

Quote by twos_company
hi
:welcome: to the site..........very nice people here,but watch your back

i do that??? :D

Ahhh twos... you know I'll watch your back anytime! hump

6 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
hi
:welcome: to the site..........very nice people here,but watch your back

i do that??? :D

Ahhh twos... you know I'll watch your back anytime! hump

so long as it`s not a weekend!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
as u r never around!!!!!

6 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
hi
:welcome: to the site..........very nice people here,but watch your back

i do that??? :D

Ahhh twos... you know I'll watch your back anytime! hump

so long as it`s not a weekend!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
as u r never around!!!!!

6 Apr 2006

Quote by twos_company
hi
:welcome: to the site..........very nice people here,but watch your back

i do that??? :D

Ahhh twos... you know I'll watch your back anytime! hump

so long as it`s not a weekend!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
as u r never around!!!!! redface

erm... ok :doh: rpm needs new diary