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hi
my name is liz and im very new to this site could anyone help me????
thank you
liz
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hi
my name is liz and im very new to this site could anyone help me????
thank you
liz

What would you like help with Liz?? confused :? :? :?
hi liz and :welcome: to the site
what do u need help with? dunno
Oh .......................... Welcome, by the way!! wave :wave: :wave:
Welcome Liz, may easier if you tell us what you want help with.
She's logged off now ..................... naughtynymphos must have scared her off!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i usually have that effect on people :cry:
should i change my pic do u think? lol
well how does this work? :cry: please help!!
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well how does this work? :cry: please help!!

stick a add up in the let meet up section telling others a little about u and what ur after and see who replys
easy lol
hi liz a :welcome:
there are a lot of good teachers on :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork:
Maybe you should get yourself a mentor
Bunnies
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well how does this work? :cry: please help!!

How does what work??
What are you trying to do?? confused :? :? :?
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well how does this work? :cry: please help!!

Hi Liz and welcome to the madhouse.
I would suggest that you tell us a bit about yourself, read through the members help sticky in the forum, have a look and join in with any of the posts that grab your attention and maybe visit the chat room. lol
Hope that helps. Have fun!
:twisted: Danny xx
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well how does this work? :cry: please help!!

What the internet?
Sorry being flippant.
First what iis it your after? i.e Friendship, NSA sex, Party invites, advice about clubs, etc etc
Like i say expand on what you want and some kind soul will come along and give you help!
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hi
i am liz. a very horny housewife who cant get enough. Im looking for no strings attached adult fun with men or women. Got short dark hair 40D bust shavened pussy and its pierced. Pierced nipples. Tattoos on my body and i sound boring already.....
see yas soon
love
liz(a very naughty and horny housewife) evil lol

By jove I think she's got it!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i think im getting it now thanks you lot by the way wots a sticky? not acting dumb or anything????? but im new here give me chance to get my bearings..
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i think im getting it now thanks you lot by the way wots a sticky? not acting dumb or anything????? but im new here give me chance to get my bearings..

You've got all the time you ever need.
A sticky is a thread (what we're posting in now) that a mod fixes to the top of the forum. Basically they stay there and don't drop of the board like other threads do.
Have fun!!
thanks for that.. im having fun already.... im not even had a shag yet!!!
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hi
i am liz. a very horny housewife who cant get enough. Im looking for no strings attached adult fun with men or women. Got short dark hair 40D bust shavened pussy and its pierced. Pierced nipples. Tattoos on my body and i sound boring already.....
see yas soon
love
liz(a very naughty and horny housewife) evil lol

By jove I think she's got it!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
well thats her inbox full lol
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thanks for that.. im having fun already.... im not even had a shag yet!!!

Believe me, your inbox will be groaning under the weight of the replies by mid day tomorrow, so a shag shouldn't be too far away!!!
what does that mean or is that a joke??? please be gentle with me lol :lol: :lol:
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what does that mean or is that a joke??? please be gentle with me lol :lol: :lol:

No not a joke!! Well okay maybe half a one - a PM is a Private message - see the top right in your screen you'll have a button called interestingly enough "PM's" When you get a message it'll show there that you have x number PM's waiting for you - click it and have a look at your lovley messages!!
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what does that mean or is that a joke??? please be gentle with me lol :lol: :lol:

nope serious with a description like that every guy on the site will be messaging u lol
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what does that mean or is that a joke??? please be gentle with me lol :lol: :lol:

I have sent you a PM !! innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
can i just say on a serious note tho ALWAYS meet in a safe place, not everyone on the site are who they say they are tho most are nice people, so a drink in a pub may be in order for the first meet, sorry to sound boring but as a single woman ur safty has to come first smile
Thank you for the advice i shall take heed in it.....
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can i just say on a serious note tho ALWAYS meet in a safe place, not everyone on the site are who they say they are tho most are nice people, so a drink in a pub may be in order for the first meet, sorry to sound boring but as a single woman ur safty has to come first smile

Damn...and i just spent half the evening sharpening my axe!!!
Wecome Liz :welcome: have fun