New here.. please don't bite :)

10 Nov 2005

Hi all.. Just joined this forum today... been a visitor to the main site a little while now, posted an ad.... replied... Still no luck, but *sigh* single male.... But a real one, i promise.
Hope to catch up with some of you as i head down this unknown road, I promise i will behave smile

Ad post... is 391055

10 Nov 2005

Hiya Nospiltsecrets (interesting nickname lol) and :welcome: to the madhouse!
And there's really no need to behave-most of us don't ;)
Minx x x
P.s nice ad ;)
:edit: I will get there before the ever so sexy Steph one day :P

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Hiya Hunni
Welcome to Swingingheaven. So what to being a single male - some of us like 'em for breakfast, dinner and tea
Kick off your shoes, grab a drink and say goodbye to real life
Have fun and if you need help shout quietly
Good Luck
Steph

now your showing your greedy side steph... :wink:
welcome to swinging heaven, kick back and enjoy

10 Nov 2005

Thanks all, too kind (even if that includes being an all day meal..lol)....
...now i guess i better get working on all the fancy stuff i can do on here...whooo...!

10 Nov 2005

hi wow long hair and very nice pic i hope you find what your looking for here have fun biggrin

oh and i only bite if you ask me 2 :twisted: kiss

10 Nov 2005

Hi and welcome :rose:
Nice photos, nice hair....Bex loves long hair :twisted:

10 Nov 2005

Y' know... and i have no idea why, but i had no idea you guys would be this super freindly... damn!... I am never gonna get off here am i?....LOL!

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets
Y' know... and i have no idea why, but i had no idea you guys would be this super freindly... damn!... I am never gonna get off here am i?....LOL!

:twisted:
Mawhaha! Sucked in forever!

10 Nov 2005

Ooh Bex is right, look at that lovely hair, imagine running your fingers through that....and giving it a tug :twisted: I'll just admire it for as long as I can before Vix gets here and elbows her way to the front lol

Quote by Nospiltsecrets
I promise i will behave

Yeah, yeah, famous last words! wink

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Ooh Bex is right, look at that lovely hair, imagine running your fingers through that....and giving it a tug :twisted: I'll just admire it for as long as I can before Vix gets here and elbows her way to the front
I promise i will behave

Yeah, yeah, famous last words! wink

Oh no!!.... i don't wanna cause inner tensions here...... there is enough to go round :) :)

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets
Ooh Bex is right, look at that lovely hair, imagine running your fingers through that....and giving it a tug :twisted: I'll just admire it for as long as I can before Vix gets here and elbows her way to the front
I promise i will behave

Yeah, yeah, famous last words! wink

Oh no!!.... i don't wanna cause inner tensions here...... there is enough to go round :) :)
me first :twisted:

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets
Oh no!!.... i don't wanna cause inner tensions here...... there is enough to go round :)

That's good news because the long haired men fanciers of SH are pretty demanding!!

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets
Ooh Bex is right, look at that lovely hair, imagine running your fingers through that....and giving it a tug :twisted: I'll just admire it for as long as I can before Vix gets here and elbows her way to the front
I promise i will behave

Yeah, yeah, famous last words! wink

Oh no!!.... i don't wanna cause inner tensions here...... there is enough to go round :) :)
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: ...famous last words

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
RIP NoSpiltSecrets it was fun till you uttered those famous last words which will forever be your epitaph
i don't wanna cause inner tensions here...... there is enough to go round

:lol: :lol: The ladies of Swingingheaven are VERY demanding and some are bloody insatiable wink

:wink: :wink:[/quote
**GULP**...... Talk about putting your foot in it..

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets
**GULP**...... Talk about putting your foot in it..

gulping and putting your foot (yeah right ) in it, is obligatory round here. :small-print:
oh and hello as well wave

is that the friendly bit done...is it...is it...can I start taking the piss yet or what!

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
RIP NoSpiltSecrets it was fun till you uttered those famous last words which will forever be your epitaph
i don't wanna cause inner tensions here...... there is enough to go round

:lol: :lol: The ladies of Swingingheaven are VERY demanding and some are bloody insatiable wink

:wink: :wink:
Hi NoSpilt. Welcome to the home of the Totaly Insane. smile

Just keep away from Pandoro's Box ^^^up above^^^ :wink: and you will stay safe ......>>
for a while, at least
phredd = (the resident loon)
Hello Steph my Love grovel grovel :lol:

10 Nov 2005

Quote by davej

**GULP**...... Talk about putting your foot in it..

gulping and putting your foot (yeah right ) in it, is obligatory round here. :small-print:
oh and hello as well wave

is that the friendly bit done...is it...is it...can I start taking the piss yet or what!
Go ahead...ha!, no time like the present... Before you do though...'Hi *waves back*..*cheesy grin*.....*nervous laugh*

10 Nov 2005

Quote by davej

**GULP**...... Talk about putting your foot in it..

gulping and putting your foot (yeah right ) in it, is obligatory round here. :small-print:
oh and hello as well wave

is that the friendly bit done...is it...is it...can I start taking the piss yet or what!
how could you ever take the piss out of such a gorgeous looking man you could never do it biggrin

Nospiltsecrets

10 Nov 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper

**GULP**...... Talk about putting your foot in it..

gulping and putting your foot (yeah right ) in it, is obligatory round here. :small-print:
oh and hello as well wave

is that the friendly bit done...is it...is it...can I start taking the piss yet or what!
how could you ever take the piss out of such a gorgeous looking man you could never do it biggrin

Nospiltsecrets
LOL!... if ever there was a carrot dangled,,,that was it, i am gonna get it 10 fold now..ha ha!

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets

**GULP**...... Talk about putting your foot in it..

gulping and putting your foot (yeah right ) in it, is obligatory round here. :small-print:
oh and hello as well wave

is that the friendly bit done...is it...is it...can I start taking the piss yet or what!
how could you ever take the piss out of such a gorgeous looking man you could never do it biggrin

Nospiltsecrets
LOL!... if ever there was a carrot dangled,,,that was it, i am gonna get it 10 fold now..ha ha!
no you wont i think you have settled right in............... now go hide lol

just kiddind seems your having fun already :D

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets
Hi all.. Just joined this forum today... been a visitor to the main site a little while now, posted an ad.... replied... Still no luck, but *sigh* single male.... But a real one, i promise.
Hope to catch up with some of you as i head down this unknown road, I promise i will behave
Ad post... is 391055

Hi....... welcome to the forum and i think i saw you in the chatroom today too....... mellow out and have some fun....
Hope you find what you're looking for....
equi-princess xxx

10 Nov 2005

Hi and welcome - another member from the motherland - hope you enjoy.

10 Nov 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Hi all.. Just joined this forum today... been a visitor to the main site a little while now, posted an ad.... replied... Still no luck, but *sigh* single male.... But a real one, i promise.
Hope to catch up with some of you as i head down this unknown road, I promise i will behave
Ad post... is 391055

Hi....... welcome to the forum and i think i saw you in the chatroom today too....... mellow out and have some fun....
Hope you find what you're looking for....
equi-princess xxx
Yeah that was me, it was in there... i was told to register here to get the fun flowing in the chat room, i took your advice, and well, here i am :) Thank you!

10 Nov 2005

bienvenido :welcome:

10 Nov 2005

if I polished my bald spot to a glossy sheen would that help?

10 Nov 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
Hi NoSplit
Welcome to SH, seems ur addicted already!
You do have nice hair, wot shampoo do you use??

Yes addicted as it gets... smile

LOL!, 'shampoo', i switch from brand to brand, i feel like a new 'spoo every now and then makes your hair feel better... at the moment i am using Sunsilk... LOL!....
NOSPILTSECRETS: NOW AVAILABLE FOR ALL YOUR SH BEAUTY AND HAIR TIPS

10 Nov 2005

welcome

:wink: :wink:
OK OK i here ya all .........i am to old for him :doh: ....i could make me self younger

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
welcome
:wink: :wink:
OK OK i here ya all .........i am to old for him :doh: ....i could make me self younger

Awww...too sweet, thank you very much Debbiewebs. biggrin

..But what is this 'Old' you speak of?, whats that?... LOL!....

11 Nov 2005

Quote by Nospiltsecrets

welcome
:wink: :wink:
OK OK i here ya all .........i am to old for him :doh: ....i could make me self younger

Awww...too sweet, thank you very much Debbiewebs. biggrin

..But what is this 'Old' you speak of?, whats that?... LOL!....
Dont any one tell him. mad

..........i am in with a chance here :wink: :wink: