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westbam
Warming the Bed
Hello everyone biggrin
Unknown User
' Allo Mate
Welcome to the human zoo. I hope you have as much fun and enjoyment as I have from this site.
westbam
Warming the Bed
thanks for the ello's biggrin :D :D
westbam
Warming the Bed
and if ne ones intersted in avin any fun message me!!
Unknown User
Hello and :welcome: to the site smile
Minx x x
Unknown User
Hello there and :welcome: kiss
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
SCOUSER ALERT!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Lock away all the best threads and ration the emoticons!!! confused :? :? :? :? :? :?
wave :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
Unknown User
Hello u sexy little shell suit and curly hair type person kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by blonde
Hello u sexy little shell suit and curly hair type person kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

now then now then calm down calm down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ay up mate and :welcome: to the sanitorium
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
daz
fabio
Sex God
scouser alert.... are we all on "hub cap" watch then???????
welcome to the site mate... word of advice... we don't charge by the word smile :) :) so it might be wise to say a little about yourself.....
sean xxxxxxxx
westbam
Warming the Bed
R Eh! Calm down !! calm down
Unknown User
Good news members to welcome westbam into the fold i've got us all some authentic Liverpudlian head gear to wear. confused

And a big welcome to SH from me biggrin
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
westbam
Warming the Bed
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

Ban socks in bed! wot if its freezin wot my feet get cold?
Unknown User
Wear socks in bed and you may as well buy a hot water bottle :giggle:
westbam
Warming the Bed
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Wear socks in bed and you may as well buy a hot water bottle :giggle:

nah il get a electric blanket
sexkittenhfx
Orgasminator
Quote by westbam
Hello everyone biggrin

hiya babe, wave
fellow socuser here, have fun! kiss
Unknown User
Quote by fabio grooverider
scouser alert.... are we all on "hub cap" watch then???????
welcome to the site mate... word of advice... we don't charge by the word smile :) :) so it might be wise to say a little about yourself.....
sean xxxxxxxx

you always make me laff sean lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
im ok ive got alloys
daz
bare_madam
Master of Sex
nice to meet u were also living in liverpool, hope u have fun like we have on here
Unknown User
Quote by sexkittenhfx
Hello everyone biggrin

hiya babe, wave
fellow socuser here, have fun! kiss
Quote by leonie&adam
nice to meet u were also living in liverpool, hope u have fun like we have on here

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: They are everywhere have they nothing to do since Brookie finished lol bolt
westbam
Warming the Bed
Quote by leonie&adam
nice to meet u were also living in liverpool, hope u have fun like we have on here

ello nice to meet you too
Unknown User
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> >Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit
> >him?
> >A: It might be your bicycle
> > =========================================
> >Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
> >A: Because if it walked it would be mugged
> > =============================================
> >Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
> >A. A Burglar
> > ==============================================
> >Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
> >A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
> > ============================================
> >Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
> >A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut
> > ============================================
> >Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
> >A: Big Mac and fries please
> > =============================================
> >Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?
> >A: What you looking at?
> > =============================================
> >Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit
> >A: The Bride
> > =========================================
Just to make you feel at home biggrin
Sorry couldnt resist redface
:welcome: hope you enjoy your stay :D :D :D
westbam
Warming the Bed
Quote by mik69
Hello everyone biggrin

hiya babe, wave
fellow socuser here, have fun! kiss
Quote by leonie&adam
nice to meet u were also living in liverpool, hope u have fun like we have on here

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: They are everywhere have they nothing to do since Brookie finished lol bolt
nice one you forgot to mention the five european cup wins too wink :D :D :D
Unknown User
Quote by westbam
nice one you forgot to mention the five european cup wins too wink biggrin :D :D

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Fair play a man with a sense of humour, you'll fit right in here. As for the European cup thingy, sorry you'll have to explain it to me. Is it soccer ball or something confused apolagies as its really not my thing. smile
Unknown User
Quote by mik69

nice one you forgot to mention the five european cup wins too wink biggrin :D :D

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Fair play a man with a sense of humour, you'll fit right in here. As for the European cup thingy, sorry you'll have to explain it to me. Is it soccer ball or something confused apolagies as its really not my thing. smile
Oi >>>>>>>>>>>>> Just a reminder lol
Not ALL scoucers are bad............................ You still have your shed :wink:
Phredd
natandh
Sexlightened
yeh but there's no wheels left on it. biggrin
westbam
Warming the Bed
Quote by natandh
yeh but there's no wheels left on it. biggrin

Fred Flinstone did'nt need wheels