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Orgasminator
Quote by brucie
this isnt about dicks gnv.
silence is golden. sometimes.
No its about you posting on one of your favorite subjects again Brucie, just in a slightly different format.
Gotta ask did mummy call you her little piglet and try to feed you up when you were younger?
Sex God
I am not large though I am not small and I am certainly not perfect. If there was a pill that reduced me to my perfect BMI would I take it? Yes I would, saves me the effort of getting there. Though it would be a wait and see thing as I like being that weight where as Mrs Tweeky does not like me much lighter than I am now. So I may be to light for her and have to regain it 
??: Likes it bashed in with a bit of weight she does :lol2:
??: Likes it bashed in with a bit of weight she does :lol2: 
Sex God
Play nicely, or I'll get the handcuffs out out and lock you in! 
The only way IMO to lower your BMI, is watch your diet and exercise.
The only way IMO to lower your BMI, is watch your diet and exercise.
Orgasminator
Quote by brucie
i do love it when you go that far up your own arse fraser. are you such a self rightious cock in real life too?
You will never know for sure as I dont usually engage people like you in real life Brucie, not for long anyway.
Im just trying to understand why you return time and time again to other peoples weight issues. You are quite a transparent type so just keep talking..... Ill get it, and a lot more in no time :thumbup:
(if not I can always trawl back through your posting history - it might give me a clue to whats causing these issues of yours - and a good laugh too ;) )
By the way, my answer is irrelevant as Im bang in the middle of the BMI.
What is your answer??
Thing is there is always something most of us are not happy with, in our own bodies.
For guys it can hair loss....
For ladies it can be weight....
For others it may be nose shape...sticky out ears...etc etc
Its like asking most average blokes if a pill was available that instantly gave you rock hard pecs and a six pack, would you take it. For me anyway the answer would be yes...but thats because I am lazy arse and don't fancy doing 3 hours a day down the gym. As that pill is not available... I stay as I am....confident and happy in my myself.
For guys it can hair loss....
For ladies it can be weight....
For others it may be nose shape...sticky out ears...etc etc
Its like asking most average blokes if a pill was available that instantly gave you rock hard pecs and a six pack, would you take it. For me anyway the answer would be yes...but thats because I am lazy arse and don't fancy doing 3 hours a day down the gym. As that pill is not available... I stay as I am....confident and happy in my myself.
Quote by brucie
anyone who has large in their profile, if a pill was invented that instantly transformed you to the "ideal" weight(we'll go by the BMI definition for these purposes as its not a discussion about what is the ideal weight), would you take it or choose to remain as you are?
Interesting, if there was a pill to give you a 'different' personality, would you take it brucie?
In edit - Actually, thats a daft question, I forgot you were perfect :doh:
Quote by brucie
anyone who has large in their profile, if a pill was invented that instantly transformed you to the "ideal" weight(we'll go by the BMI definition for these purposes as its not a discussion about what is the ideal weight), would you take it or choose to remain as you are?
i think so many peeple crave perfection, whatever that is.
as yet there is no pill brucie but am sure that the overweight peeple you are talking about some would probably say they would stay as they are, as they are more happy that way.
i am sure that if fridges had not been invented it would certainly be a big advantage to some peeples weight problems.:notes:
Sex God
Isnt it funny how some people jump on the bandwagon with threads like this ... any yet if someone started a thread about something that affected them ... different matter and totally offended!!
Orgasminator
Quote by starlightcouple
could not agree more Queenie.
I see what you did there >>
Quote by starlightcouple
i would have a pill that made me have an eight pack and a big bulging groin. :grin:
Keep callin mrs fun queenie, your groin will bulge like hell when she smacks you in the nuts with a cricket bat :twisted:
Sex God
I aint from Manchester at all! In fact, I feckin hate the place! Take the Man off it and you're about there! Can still pack a punch though!
Can still pack a punch though! 
Sex God
Quote by GnV
Nice chest though :lol2:
ops: Look you've made me blush now (and no fanny farts involved) 
Orgasminator
Quote by starlightcouple
oh obviously a northern woman who can fart through her ears. :grin:
your confused - its northern men and its breathing through our ears! :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by SinSi
I'm not overweight, I'm just not tall enough
I too am not as tall as my width would imply
Sex God
Quote by brucie
anyone who has large in their profile, if a pill was invented that instantly transformed you to the "ideal" weight(we'll go by the BMI definition for these purposes as its not a discussion about what is the ideal weight), would you take it or choose to remain as you are?
As far as females are concerned I would hope that not every one would take the "pills" as I rather enjoy the fuller figure on a woman. I admire the female body in all its forms, but my preference is often for the fuller figure.
Orgasminator
Quote by brucie
let me translate, "ofcourse i would like to fuck cameron diaz monday through thursday and penelope cruz friday saturday sunday, but if im honest with myself ive got more chance shagging a porker so ill pretend that is my preference. also it will make me sound a better person so i may pull on SH"...
Now let me translate :notes:
"Im Brucie the only person who matters here, if you dont think like me you're a freak. I dont like big girls so anyone who finds them attractive is some sort of deviant. There is no point me even pretending to be nice as my posting history is here for all to see. I still crave attention though so Ill dip into the forums and be an obnoxious ass just to wind people up."
It was so obvious you started this topic just to have your little dig somewhere along the line. Getting personal and attacking bluefish, someone I assume you dont even know, because they have different tastes to you, whats the point??
Im lucky enough to know a gorgeous big girl, I wouldnt swap an hour with her for a week with Diaz and cruz as Id soon get bored of them between fucks :grin:
Orgasminator
Quote by starlightcouple
pushing porkys a bit far you know.
thankfully seeing that comment i am glad we are not all the same.
Ditto :lol:
Master of Sex
To put a different spin on the original question; Ladies, would you consider gaining a few pounds if you found out you were the object of Brucie's desires?
Orgasminator
Quote by brucie
and you know that diaz and cruz are boring?
Boring = subjective Brucie
Did I call them boring, or did I say I would get bored of them??
Subtle but important difference, sorry forgot who I was talking to:
sub·tle
adjective, -tler, -tlest. fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand: subtle irony.
forgot you dont know the meaning of the word :haha:
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Situation normal - thread degenerates into insults and gets locked.
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