New K Y jelly

12 Feb 2005

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Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase:- good CLEAN fun!
blast

13 Feb 2005

I've always wondered what KY stood for but even their website doesn't help. All it says is...
What is the meaning behind the name "K-YÂ®?"
The origins of the brand name "K-YÂ®" are unknown. Two popular myths are that it was created in Kentucky, hence "K-YÂ®", or that the letters represent the key ingredients used to make the lubricant. Neither of these is true. The name continues to remain a bit of a mystery.
confused

Anyone got any ideas? smile

14 Feb 2005

Dear Kristof,
Thank you for your e-mail message regarding Durex.
As we have not carried out any tests involving condoms and toothpaste
we
can not really comment with regard to the toothpaste affecting the
condom
in any way. However you might be interested in a new Durex condom -
Tingle. These condoms are coated in a special lubricant (very minty!),
which creates a tingling sensation, heightening stimulation for both
partners.
If you would like us to send you a sample of Tingle condoms please send
me
your postal address together with your date of birth.
Thank you once again for taking the time to contact us.
Regards
Julie Ryding
Consumer Relations

as I promiised here is the reply smile

14 Feb 2005

Wow Kristof!
Well done man! Can we all request samples of Tingle? Do they come in supersize? Are they any good to lick? You must ask them more questions. biggrin

10/10 for initiative!
kiss

14 Feb 2005

Quote by kristof
Dear Kristof,
Thank you for your e-mail message regarding Durex.
As we have not carried out any tests involving condoms and toothpaste
we
can not really comment with regard to the toothpaste affecting the
condom
in any way. However you might be interested in a new Durex condom -
Tingle. These condoms are coated in a special lubricant (very minty!),
which creates a tingling sensation, heightening stimulation for both
partners.
If you would like us to send you a sample of Tingle condoms please send
me
your postal address together with your date of birth.
Thank you once again for taking the time to contact us.
Regards
Julie Ryding
Consumer Relations

as I promiised here is the reply smile

Love the name of the customer relations bod!!! I did some of that on Saturday night/Sunday morning :rascal:

14 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
Wow Kristof!
Well done man! Can we all request samples of Tingle? Do they come in supersize? Are they any good to lick? You must ask them more questions.
10/10 for initiative!

well I will find out how good they are once they arrive :P
my report will arrive as soon as they do biggrin

14 Feb 2005

Love the new avatar Kristof. Love the cheeky smile smile

14 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
Love the new avatar Kristof. Love the cheeky smile

It took absolutely ages to pose him right for that photo, the lighting was a bit of a problem to, getting the glare just right on the side of his face, finding the right bit of background wall was a ball ache too!
Chris
wink

14 Feb 2005

Quote by Scandal
Does Harry Hill know about this?

Is your avatar related to Kristof's?

14 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Love the new avatar Kristof. Love the cheeky smile

It took absolutely ages to pose him right for that photo, the lighting was a bit of a problem to, getting the glare just right on the side of his face, finding the right bit of background wall was a ball ache too!
Chris
wink

So Chris, you are the official Kristof promoter or just an avatar purveyor? Are you the man to see when one wants an avatar done? Or simply a photographer?

14 Feb 2005

Just received some illustrations from a friend of mine who has been having some fantasies about me. Was wondering if any of them would be appropriate for a new avatar or if they are too shocking. Perhaps Chris can advise?
Here they are:

14 Feb 2005

Someone earlier asked what it is.
Below is a graphical representation of what it does

I'll get me coat

26 Feb 2005

update on Tingles
they do tingle :thumbup:
they are minty :thumbup:
its not quite as good as I hoped sad

7 / 10
had fun testing them tho biggrin

26 Feb 2005

How about old fashioned Trebor Mints? confused

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26 Feb 2005

hi Ky jelly is for the lady to give her some lubrication when she wants to take it up the anal passage. It also helps to relax the area the man also uses it on his dick so it won't hurt so much.

26 Feb 2005

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For something different, may I recommend good old Colgate toothpaste? Applied in the right parts, it can cause an intense sensation without being damaging as Ralgex or other muscle warming creams.
And in case you are not sure how to use Colgate, try rubbing a bit on the tip of a dildo before inserting it into an anus....

Hang on a minute!! :!:
Is this the same Tania who was decrying the use of baby wipes on another thread ?? confused

Can she please explain to me why my tender baby wiped arse is now on fire !!!!! :shock:
Although I have to admit it has got a big grin on its face but me 'ring' of confidence must have slipped, can't find it anywhere wink

Lydia xx

26 Feb 2005

Lydia
If you put a bit of toothpaste on the tip of a dildo, it will be smeared on the outside of the anus on its way in causing this nice sensation. I never said one should fill their anal passage with toothpaste or line it with it... Hope this clarifies things.

26 Feb 2005

I suppose it would "smell" nice if you farted though.. wink

26 Feb 2005

oh !!! now I understand.
Thanks for clarifying this Tania lol

Lydia xx

26 Feb 2005

That would be the Colgate Ring of Confidence then!! confused

26 Feb 2005

We've used that cheap ann summers stuff... pleasure gel... although its more of a cool tingly sensation - its rather nice directly onto the clit, but also makes the man last for hours! biggrin

26 Feb 2005

also to note, toothpaste is a mild anesthetic too, so applied to the right bits would prolong the fun, assuming the burning sensation could be endured. personally I'm a wimp and can't stand it!

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