New London club

27 Jul 2004

I've just joined a new swingers club in north London: {SPAM}
Very nice inside with several play rooms and a byo bar.
Single guys are vetted and numbers kept to a sensible level (it's not cheap for single guys to join). Ultra discrete location. I've had a good time on 2 different nights since joining a month ago.
This place really does deserve to be checked out. Owners have put a lot of time into it. I am not connected to the club and am only a member.
tVenue Features
Private lockable Play Rooms.
Two way viewing window grope box with lockable door and grope holes, glory holes, internal restraints & prison bars.
Love Tunnel with access via glory holes/spy holes/grope holes to the main grope box. The Love Tunnel exits to the main Chill Out Lounge.
Bend Over Room with two way viewing to the main Romper Room - which has a waist high Play Bed, Surround Seating area, Corner Shag Box with restraints and an Orgy Bed.
We DO NOT sell alcohol. Our Policy is to BYO (Bring Your Own) alcohol. We store & chill it for you at no charge! (We sell hot drinks (tea/coffee etc) & water & soft drinks)
Great Video/Dance & Bar area, lots of naughty corners, ample seating, dance, mood and chill music to all areas, mirrors everywhere, stunning special mood lighting effects, stunning erotic shower room boasts floor to ceiling glass walls view from main Chill Out Lounge, well ventilated & heated
Erotic Shower Room
Hmmm.. -Yes Please!
Free selection of Bar Snacks always available
SECURE cloakroom & CLEAN luxury toilets
{SPAM}

27 Jul 2004

Quote by piccadilly
I've just joined a new swingers club in north London:

Shouldn't that read "I've just joined in order to promote my own club"?

27 Jul 2004

Are you sure your not connected? or have you jsut copied this from there advert?

We DO NOT sell alcohol. Our Policy is to BYO (Bring Your Own) alcohol. We

If you think it is a great place then you may want to ask and get it added to the clubs and parties page. Atleast others will be able to make comment and view the clubs details then.

27 Jul 2004

Lol @ Mark

27 Jul 2004

Did someone mention SPAM!!!!
Can anyone ever remember having spam fritters and chips when they were a kid? (feeling a little green around the gills just thinking about it)
Some may consider this a hi-jack - however Mark has clearly included SPAM in the title of the thread so I feel this is justified! rolleyes

27 Jul 2004

It sort of gives it away a bit, doesn't it...... "We do not sell alocohol" etc etc rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Anyway, I'm sure "Spam" is a very nice club indeed :mrgreen:

27 Jul 2004

Quote by piccadilly
I've just joined a new swingers club...
(SNip Snip Snip..)
... We DO NOT sell alcohol.

In the space of a few remarkably advert-like sentences, you managed to go from new member to staff member? Hooray for you, at this rate you'll be the owner by the end of the thread. rolleyes

27 Jul 2004

Quote by bluexxx
It sort of gives it away a bit, doesn't it...... "We do not sell alocohol" etc etc :roll: :roll:
Anyway, I'm sure "Spam" is a very nice club indeed :mrgreen:

Would anybody care to have a roll around in spam with me? I have all of these wonderful images running through my head at the moment.

27 Jul 2004

I propose a Spammers munch: Nothing else on the menu and we all turn up in Viking costumes and sing "Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spaaaaaaam, wonderful Spam."

27 Jul 2004

Actually, when I was a kid I used to quite like Spam..... but probably why I'm a veggie now :shock: wink

27 Jul 2004

It actually smells like pedigree chum.
Which came first? :shock:

27 Jul 2004

Yeah, Spam does taste a bit like dog food, but more like Chappie than Chum....... OK, I have tried dog food, but I was very young at the time.................. hope none of you are eating while reading this :shock: rolleyes

27 Jul 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Yeah, Spam does taste a bit like dog food, but more like Chappie than Chum.......

I agree - it's even the same colour as Chappie!

27 Jul 2004

No No NO it's Chum I tell you!
Why does nobody EVER listen to me?
Chum Chum Chum Chum Chum Chum Chum Chum Chuuuuuuuuum, wonderful Chum

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Yeah, Spam does taste a bit like dog food, but more like Chappie than Chum.......

I agree - it's even the same colour as Chappie!
Yes !!!!! its definately Chappie
Is to .........is to...........is to IcePie :rude: :kick:
blah,blah,blah,blah....... nope can't here you.

27 Jul 2004

FUCKITY-FUCK
mad

:x :x :x
cJags2004

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
FUCKITY-FUCK
:x :x :x
cJags2004

Having a bad day Jags?????
Here - have a spam fritter buttie!

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
FUCKITY-FUCK
:x :x :x
cJags2004

Having a bad day Jags?????
Here - have a spam fritter buttie!
I've had better days - and then I come on here and find at least THREE utter TTTTs all in a row... some one get me an air gun please??? I need put out of my misery!
biggrin

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
I propose a Spammers munch: Nothing else on the menu and we all turn up in Viking costumes and sing "Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spaaaaaaam, wonderful Spam."

Sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Riff Raff
I propose a Spammers munch: Nothing else on the menu and we all turn up in Viking costumes and sing "Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spaaaaaaam, wonderful Spam."

Sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam
....i fear we have a spam fetishist amongst us... :twisted:

27 Jul 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Yeah, Spam does taste a bit like dog food, but more like Chappie than Chum.......

I agree - it's even the same colour as Chappie!
Yes !!!!! its definately Chappie
Is to .........is to...........is to IcePie :rude: :kick:
blah,blah,blah,blah....... nope can't here you.
...just asked my dog for an expert opinion, he reports....
" what the fuck do you guys know, it all tastes like shit....i'll have pussy any day of the week!!!"
sorry guys, my dog can be a bit obscene sometimes redface

27 Jul 2004

Didn't mushy peas go with them ............. rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

27 Jul 2004

Piccadilly wrote:

Single guys will be vetted

Vetted for what? To make sure they're not smuggling in tins of spam?
Mike.

27 Jul 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Piccadilly wrote: Single guys will be vetted

Vetted for what? To make sure they're not smuggling in tins of spam?
Mike.
Sod that - I know what happens at the vets. My dog still hasn't forgiven me for changing his name from Lucky to Lucy. :shock:

27 Jul 2004

Quote by piccadilly
Free selection of Bar Snacks always available {SPAM}

....does this selection include SPAM?

28 Jul 2004

At school, wasn't a Spam where you slapped someone across the forehead, shouted 'SPAM' and legged it in glee?

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Ginsters
At school, wasn't a Spam where you slapped someone across the forehead, shouted 'SPAM' and legged it in glee?

I remember that, the forerunner to 'TANGO' lol

28 Jul 2004

Yeah,
Then if you did a back hand (which was brutal 'cos it involved knuckles and rings, you'd shout MAPS.......and leg it again.
Ingenious

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Ginsters
Yeah,
Then if you did a back hand (which was brutal 'cos it involved knuckles and rings, you'd shout MAPS.......and leg it again.
Ingenious

Geezze I'm glad I never went to your school!

28 Jul 2004

Well, quite frankly Calista, I wish you had. I wouldn't have spammed you and the playground would've been a far more interesting place wink