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29 Mar 2005

Hello maia & welcome to the fun & laughter of the madhouse.
Be careful though ... that stuart bloke might wanna give u a rendition of 'My Way' wink

The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Lovecommando
Shame you can't get your avatar piccie up! What's the number of the ad you mentioned?
LC

Now you're really flummuxing me .. let me have a little rummage.. i think this is it
254849

29 Mar 2005

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Hello maia & welcome to the fun & laughter of the madhouse.
Be careful though ... that stuart bloke might wanna give u a rendition of 'My Way'
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

IS this a joke that I have missed? biggrin

What would his rendition be?

30 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia

Shame you can't get your avatar piccie up! What's the number of the ad you mentioned?
LC

Now you're really flummuxing me .. let me have a little rummage.. i think this is it
254849
Thanks Maia! That's a good advert IMO as it's a bit different from the usual. It shows that you are intelligent, articulate and sensual. Nice one! :thumbup:

Quote by Maia
Hello maia & welcome to the fun & laughter of the madhouse.
Be careful though ... that stuart bloke might wanna give u a rendition of 'My Way'
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

IS this a joke that I have missed? biggrin

What would his rendition be?
Slyde is referring to his recent first munch up in Scotland, where he was introduced to a great Munch tradition which involves Stuart doing his rendition (just imagine Sid Vicious) of 'My Way'. I think Slyde was so impressed (as we all are) he just hasn't got over it yet! lol

LC :wink:

31 Mar 2005

Hello
have been checking some of the replies to my add/intro, and tell me something, there's one guy who told me explicitly what he would like to do with my innie and outie orifices and the only thing I can possibly think of commenting on was the fact that he really shouldn't be trying to roger someone up the arse then sticking it into her fanny...... think of the risk of bacterial vaginosis!!
Am I being prissy or have I been reading my obstetric textbooks too intently?

31 Mar 2005

I think I see the problem now Maia, you need a guy that can THINK as well as talk. biggrin

31 Mar 2005

Hiya Maia
Welcome to SH hope ypu enjoy the cafe and have fun :high-smile:
:love: xxx

31 Mar 2005

Quote by cormack
I think I see the problem now Maia, you need a guy that can THINK as well as talk.

oooo is that a new concept then?
lol

I really don't mean to be derogatory - most men are lovely really, just hilarious when their cocks seizes them by the hand and run away with them...

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
I think I see the problem now Maia, you need a guy that can THINK as well as talk.

oooo is that a new concept then?
lol

I really don't mean to be derogatory - most men are lovely really, just hilarious when their cocks seizes them by the hand and run away with them...
Thing is Maia, we can think as well as talk just not at the same time, and certainly not when we're being led by our cocks, whether it's us or you doing the leading. I prefer the latter myself, seem to get into less trouble that way.

31 Mar 2005

Quote by cormack
can think as well as talk just not at the same time, and certainly not when we're being led by our cocks, whether it's us or you doing the leading. I prefer the latter myself, seem to get into less trouble that way.

So what you saying is, you rather us wank you, than you having to do it yourself? Or am I barking up the wrong tree?
:P :P :P :P

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
So what you saying is, you rather us wank you, than you having to do it yourself? Or am I barking up the wrong tree?
:P :P :P :P

Lol,

No problem with that! Gave me quite a feeling thinking about it. Always happy to let a girl practice her technique. As well as continuing to perfect my own of course. Barking up a tree, is that a dogging thing?

31 Mar 2005

Quote by cormack
No problem with that! Gave me quite a feeling thinking about it. Always happy to let a girl practice her technique. As well as continuing to perfect my own of course. Barking up a tree, is that a dogging thing?

Really Cormack? And what feeling was that ? Care to share with us, cos we're all very empathetic. It's purely academic, you do understand that..it's called qualitative research

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
Really Cormack? And what feeling was that ? Care to share with us, cos we're all very empathetic. It's purely academic, you do understand that..it's called qualitative research

:cry:
Oh God, I really wish you hadn't said that because I'm sat here supposedly writing a research proposal for a piece of qualitative research. I've tried every kind of avoidance behaviour that I can think of, including sexual fantasy, but I just can't escape from it. Still, the observation and field notes would be interesting if we stuck to the wanking theme. Is qualitative research your thing then? Shouldn't it be empathic?

31 Mar 2005

Quote by cormack
[ Shouldn't it be empathic?

OOO do you think that was a Freudian slip?
Yes, i much prefer qualitative research to quantitative ones ( i can't spell that). I understand words, not numbers.... which explains why my bank balance looks the way it does.. sad

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
OOO do you think that was a Freudian slip?

:lol: Lol, at least with the numbers there is a program to crunch them for you, think of all the typing with interviews... I hope sometime to persuade the uni to fund a field experiment looking at the subjective experiences of people involved in swinging, then this really could be research? Better than the crap they have you doing now, think of how interesting the literature review would be.
This is obviously just more avoidance behaviour and fantasy.

31 Mar 2005

Quote by cormack
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This is obviously just more avoidance behaviour and fantasy.

Well at least you can be assured in the knowledge that you are not deluded....
wink

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
Well at least you can be assured in the knowledge that you are not deluded....

I am indeed deluded and I shall now prove it...
A kind and generous person such as yourself would obviously want to help a poor deluded, stressed and overworked fool such as myself by completing the said proposal for research, and e mailing it up to me before the deadline.
How's that for fantasy? - and thats without even getting onto the subject of you giving us a wank because we're too lazy!

31 Mar 2005

Quote by cormack
A kind and generous person such as yourself would obviously want to help a poor deluded, stressed and overworked fool such as myself by completing the said proposal for research, and e mailing it up to me before the deadline.
How's that for fantasy? - and thats without even getting onto the subject of you giving us a wank because we're too lazy!

Sorry
what was the details of this said proposal again? I was a tad preoccupied with wanking my accountant... redface

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
Sorry
what was the details of this said proposal again? I was a tad preoccupied with wanking my accountant...

Every time you mention that word I get that feeling again!
Don't know why 'accountant' should affect me like that..
Mind you, they do tell me that they spend a lot of time having their pencils sharpened.

31 Mar 2005

Anyway, what was this research proposal again? IS there going to be a control group and is it a double blind randomised control trial?
You and I really go back to doing our work... confused

31 Mar 2005

No randomised trial, has to be qualitative, unstructured/semi structured interviews, might get away (hopefully with field notes) - risk taking behaviour in drug users.
You're right, we should get back to work, just that it's more fun talking to you and imagining being an accountant and having my pencil sharpened biggrin

What do you do?

31 Mar 2005

Quote by cormack
You're right, we should get back to work, just that it's more fun talking to you and imagining being an accountant and having my pencil sharpened

You don't seriously think that I am doing that to my accountant, do you? She is a woman and even though I haven't asked, I don''t quite think she fancies me that way.. just my cheque book.
I am self employed (hence the accountant) but I am also doing a Women's Issues related MA (and if that sounds that I am being elusive about what I actually do work wise, then you're a very perceptive man lol

)
You are a man, aren't you?

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia

You're right, we should get back to work, just that it's more fun talking to you and imagining being an accountant and having my pencil sharpened

You don't seriously think that I am doing that to my accountant, do you? She is a woman and even though I haven't asked, I don''t quite think she fancies me that way.. just my cheque book.
I am self employed (hence the accountant) but I am also doing a Women's Issues related MA (and if that sounds that I am being elusive about what I actually do work wise, then you're a very perceptive man lol

)
You are a man, aren't you?
Ah, ruined my accountancy fantasy now - although the fact that she's a woman....
So obviously yes, I'm a man. Sorry.
Hence the lack of ability to work and play at the same time. Death penalty for me if it's not done though!
Wasn't meaning to pry.

31 Mar 2005

LOL no I don't mind. There are only 50 of us in my bit of the profession and it woud be dead easy to track down the only Asian member.. and some practitioners I know have big mouths biggrin

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
LOL no I don't mind. There are only 50 of us in my bit of the profession and it woud be dead easy to track down the only Asian member.. and some practitioners I know have big mouths

Sounds interesting,
At least it can't be as boring as accountancy. My partner just got ouit of finance after some years, the boredom was killing her. Although if her clients had been giving her a wank...?
Bet it's something medical. Practitioner?
Not that I'm prying. The big question is, do you enjoy it?
Your work I mean, not masturbating accountants.

31 Mar 2005

Quote by cormack
Bet it's something medical. Practitioner?
Not that I'm prying. The big question is, do you enjoy it?
Your work I mean, not masturbating accountants.

It is something medical but before anyone starts about a nurse fantasy, that I am not. smile

Yeah, I enjoy my work, especially the fact that I am not answerable to the NHS machine :)

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
Yeah, I enjoy my work, especially the fact that I am not answerable to the NHS machine

Now there's a thought Maia, masturbating clients at the expence of the great NHS machine, see how easily I slip into fantasy? biggrin

The NHS is a nightmare to work for. Makes me wonder how anything gets done. Other than spreading superbugs of course.

1 Apr 2005

Hello Maia, nice to see you so to speak. They say its good to talk, maybe we should try it one day. Bruce xxx

Quote by Maia
Hi. Just thought I would introduce myself. I am a 31 year old Asian woman living in South of England. I am a BBW (size 16-18) with dark skin, brown eyes and shoulder length black hair. I am bisexual by nature and I am in a long term relationship. Have had no joy at meeting men (they all tended to not be too good at the conversation side of things) so now would like to meet another woman (preferably).
Anyway, look forward to getting to know some people.
love
maia

1 Apr 2005

Quote by brucers
Hello Maia, nice to see you so to speak. They say its good to talk, maybe we should try it one day. Bruce xxx

Hi Bruce
nice to see you too... biggrin

what should we talk about?

1 Apr 2005

We could start with you and move onto anything and everything, upto the moon and the stars...you never know we may find out if the earth moves! Bruce xx

Quote by Maia
Hello Maia, nice to see you so to speak. They say its good to talk, maybe we should try it one day. Bruce xxx

Hi Bruce
nice to see you too... biggrin

what should we talk about?