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Hi. Just thought I would introduce myself. I am a 31 year old Asian woman living in South of England. I am a BBW (size 16-18) with dark skin, brown eyes and shoulder length black hair. I am bisexual by nature and I am in a long term relationship. Have had no joy at meeting men (they all tended to not be too good at the conversation side of things) so now would like to meet another woman (preferably).
Anyway, look forward to getting to know some people.
love
maia
:welcome: to SH.
Hope you have fun here and find what you are looking for.
kiss
Gem. x
Hey ... that was quick. Thanks!
Yeah, I hope so. I am all ok with non committal sexual relationships but it has to be with people whose personalities I like.
love
maia
must get a pic sorted...
hello and welcome, yo!
Quick out of the blocks I am! Fast fingers and all that! redface
I've kinda given up on saying hi to newbies cos some of the not so friendly ones get to them first and they run away! sad
So now I've made the effort to say hi, you *have* to stay for a bit! lol
kiss
Gem. x
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Quick out of the blocks I am! Fast fingers and all that! redface

fast fiingers indeed, do you exercise them regularly? ;)
Hello Maia, welcome, have fun and maybe me and Mrs SJ will see you around some time biggrin
Hi Maia,
Welcome to SH - I hope you enjoy it in here. Some of us men in here are not TOO bad at conversation...in fact conversing is all I do in here. lol You're always welcome to strike up a conversation with me about anything.
Mike.
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Have had no joy at meeting men (they all tended to not be too good at the conversation side of things) so now would like to meet another woman (preferably).
Anyway, look forward to getting to know some people.
love
maia

Bugger...thats me out the window then rolleyes
Hi and welcome to SH..... have a good time....make some friends lol
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Welcome to SH - I hope you enjoy it in here. Some of us men in here are not TOO bad at conversation...in fact conversing is all I do in here. lol You're always welcome to strike up a conversation with me about anything.

Hi MIke,
I think I might do. Nothing wrong with a little bit of conversation as you never know where that might lead you.....
Hey,
you all sound wonderfullly frfiendly biggrin So what's the dealon posting a pic then? Are body parts more advisable than mug shots? LOL
OO, just checked my mail and got an automated mail from moderator Mark giving me the lowdown on avatars etc. Thanks people.
Hi Maia,
Welcome to SH and the forums, most of all are quite nice, mind the mods though lol
Olive
Hi Maia, wave
Welcome to the nutty part of Swinging Heaven
F
hi Maia and welcome :welcome: to the SH family!
I'm sure there are plenty of ladies here who'll be very happy to get to know you...come along to one of the Summer munches. I'm hoping to get invited along to my first one in Essex..apparently they are a great no-pressure way to get to know many of the SH faces.
Thanks Johnny, I was just reading about that. It does sound pretty harmless and friendly. Can anyone tell me how big of a crowd it is on average and do I get first go at the hunky bartender seeing that I am a newbie? redface
LOL I don;t know about the bartender but you can have first go at me if you like cool
awwwww what a gentleman biggrin I will need instructions if there are to be any special requests. Answers on the back of a naughty postcard
Hi Vodka_babe
I am near Petworth.... wink
Hi there Maia and :welcome: hope you find your time here a good one, they are a great bunch here.
Hi and :welcome: Maia,
Hope you enjoy your time here and find what you are looking for.
As SexySteph has said in her post, just have a look in the 'Let's Meet Up' section and put your name down for events which appeal to you. We don't bite...............much :lickface:
And you might want to try out the Chatroom as well. There you would be able to strike up some real conversations..............lol lol
Take care and have fun.
Stuart & Tanina hump xxx
ooo Petworth...I know it well :-) Lovely part of the world down there.
biggrin hI Maia,
Have fun and enjoy yourself - im fairly new and i am addicted!!!
Thanks to all who have sent me lovely welcoming mesages. i have tried to have my photo resized with that JQL software but I don't think my Mac is compatible with it. So, I have posted an ad just so that people can find out more about me..
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ps some of the guys have cute bums

Some of the girls do too (and some of them even do conversation haha :-) )
Hope you have a ball - ooops - no pun intended - hope you find whatever you're looking for wink
Hi Maia,
I'm a Newbie too and as many replies have said the people seem a great bunch, friendly and always there to offer advice.
Some of the conversations are hilarious lol :lol: , and even if you cant join in there well worth reading.
Have lots of fun wink
hi Maia and welcome , sit back and enjoy biggrin wink
Hi Maia. biggrin
Welcome to SH towers. I'm sure you'll enjoy it around here.
Shame you can't get your avatar piccie up! What's the number of the ad you mentioned?
LC