new member/user......... double wammy

20 Nov 2005

hello everyone im a newbie to this internet confused

but not to socialising with others :P . im happy to have found your site and hope to build up some good frienships and have some relaxed fun times duel

i do like the smileys! i have read and browsed your site for hours and feel i should introduce myself. still getting used to it so please feel free to say hi and i hope to sus out the chat room section soon :?

20 Nov 2005

Hello and :welcome: rick, enjoy the mad house :grin:

20 Nov 2005

marmite flavoured condoms :shock:
what next brussels :shock:
yuk

20 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
marmite flavoured condoms :shock:
what next brussels :shock:
yuk

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ewwwwwww sprouts heaveeeee :undecided:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
marmite flavoured condoms :shock:
what next brussels :shock:
yuk

Nah they make yer fart.............. smelly farts rolleyes

20 Nov 2005

and you don't want to be doing that whilst your getting a BJ biggrin

20 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
and you don't want to be doing that whilst your getting a BJ

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
and you don't want to be doing that whilst your getting a BJ

True

20 Nov 2005

yeah too smelly for me too, i'd go as far as 'parsnips' lol

20 Nov 2005

Hello

Welcome to SH!! :welcome:
I see you're settling in nicely having been thread hijacked already!! rolleyes

that's it, you're here to stay now, so make yaself comfy hun!

20 Nov 2005

Quote by rick39bpool
yeah too smelly for me too, i'd go as far as 'parsnips'

Parsnips - sweet smelling farts, like a cheap aftershave. :lol:

20 Nov 2005

hi and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven
hope you have lots ov dirty fun lol

:lol:

20 Nov 2005

hey hi everyone and thanks for your welcome messages, v much appreciated :color:
i do hope to have fun and adventures and looking forward to new friendships :thumbup:

20 Nov 2005

:welcome:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

20 Nov 2005

Hiya Rick
:welcome: to the madhouse
Lucy

20 Nov 2005

Quote by rick39bpool
yeah too smelly for me too, i'd go as far as 'parsnips'

ops: :oops: wont tell you what happens when I eat spinach then :oops: :oops: :oops:
DD
p.s. welcome Rick

20 Nov 2005

is that your spinnach shot in your avatar biggrin

20 Nov 2005

welcome to the affray m8 lol

23 Nov 2005

nothin like a good bit of veg then hey!!!!
can someone please tell me 'do i keep this going' or start another?
havn't quite got the hang of it yet rolleyes

23 Nov 2005

keep this going and start another biggrin