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Placing firm pressure on the point between your balls and your arse (your 'barse' if you will) just before, during and after you cum, results in a more intense orgasm and also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock. Handy if you've run out of kleenex!!
Quote by JustJim
also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock.

no forgive me as i don't have a cock so i'm not really up on this subject but that can't be safe can it?
Drink a load of water, get a full bladder and then pressing down on your bladder during orgasm can be really nice. Found that one out by chance.
Holding your breath during orgasm can also be nice.
Sometimes, when i have the patience, i like to really slow v slippery wank. It's pretty tricky to keep a slow steady pace but results in a really nice orgasm. Obviously its easier for someone else to do this for you as you can't be tempted to just jack away furiously, but doing it yourself is a real challenge and results in a real sense of reward.
lol
Quote by JustJim
re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock.

Surely that cant be right?
Can it!???
Sneaks off to experiment lol
Quote by se7endriver
re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock.

Surely that cant be right?
Can it!???
Sneaks off to experiment lol
I had heard you were a right . . . . :lol:
T-J
There are masturbation techniques that the Master of Bation hasn't tried? :shock: :shock:
Quote by tiggs
Sometimes, when i have the patience, i like to really slow v slippery wank. It's pretty tricky to keep a slow steady pace but results in a really nice orgasm. Obviously its easier for someone else to do this for you as you can't be tempted to just jack away furiously, but doing it yourself is a real challenge and results in a real sense of reward.
lol

Oh yes!! I love the sight of a man who can manage a slow and steady wank where he doesn't look like he is in a rush to get somewhere fast. I appreciate how hard it must be to perform it in such a way yourself. biggrin :D
Quote by Mark
........... by doing something similar with their 'twitter'.

OK, I tried to resist, but someone has to ask so it may as well be me....... what the heck is a twitter? :shock: lol
Quote by Maia

Sometimes, when i have the patience, i like to really slow v slippery wank. It's pretty tricky to keep a slow steady pace but results in a really nice orgasm. Obviously its easier for someone else to do this for you as you can't be tempted to just jack away furiously, but doing it yourself is a real challenge and results in a real sense of reward.
lol

Oh yes!! I love the sight of a man who can manage a slow and steady wank where he doesn't look like he is in a rush to get somewhere fast. I appreciate how hard it must be to perform it in such a way yourself. biggrin :D
Would you like to cam sometime?i can make a wank last a goo half hour
Quote by bluetvr
i can make a wank last a goo half hour

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That's the 2nd funniest thing I've seen all night :lol2:
Quote by Mark
........... by doing something similar with their 'twitter'.

OK, I tried to resist, but someone has to ask so it may as well be me....... what the heck is a twitter? :shock: lol
rotflmao
No, I can't, I'm too much of a gentleman to use such language in front of ladies.
I'm no lady so I'll elaborate.....
Twat + shitter = twitter
Nice language Mark, no go use some soap!
Quote by Libra+Love
I'm no lady so I'll elaborate.....
Twat + shitter = twitter
Nice language Mark, no go use some soap!

Oh my God rotflmao
You learn something new every day :lol2:
Quote by Mark
Twat + shitter = twitter

Oh my, is that what it means? redface
:giggle:
Oh aren't you glad I didn't get round to copying the PM into the thread Mark? :evil2: :giggle: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by JustJim
results in a more intense orgasm and also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock.

I don't know about that either, but I am in the process of re-directing some Guinness into my bladder as we speak lol :lol: (very nice it is as well wink )
Quote by Angel Chat
i can make a wank last a goo half hour

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That's the 2nd funniest thing I've seen all night :lol2:
Was that what you call a freudian slip? or just a typeo
Quote by naughtynymphos1
also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock.

no forgive me as i don't have a cock so i'm not really up on this subject but that can't be safe can it?
erm if it isnt safe i musta done some serious damage over the years hehe been doing that since i was 13 just to save the cleen up if caught when comming :P
Quote by bluetvr
i can make a wank last a goo half hour

hehe lucky u no wonder it was easier to catch me than it should have been ... i can jerk like the mad hatter for an hour and end up giving up somtimes .... erm maybe i should start doing it less :P
*starts whistling blink 182-"i gave up wanking this morning"**
then again maybe not ;) she would kill me if i did coz she wouldnt get a minutes peace :P
heaysy
Quote by naughtynymphos1
also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock.

no forgive me as i don't have a cock so i'm not really up on this subject but that can't be safe can it?
There isnt really a definate answer to that one... but it is believed that by doing this the ejaculate is just absorbed back into the body, or expelled the next time the bladder is emptied. One possible conciquence could be a reduction in the ability of muscles that stop you wetting yourself to work and/or the way the body closes the ejaculate tubes when weeing and closes the wee tube when ejaculating.
Tantric and some other meditative sexual practises supposedly can do this without physical intervention but some believe that what is really happening is the sensation of orgasum but without the physical musclature ejaculation... its believed that by doing so the body retains some mistical strength or positive force that is expelled during orgasum; because ejaculation used to lead to procreation the loss/waste of such a powerfull fluid was concidered not good...
Fuck I really should not be so full of usless facts and try to be a bit less of a nerd, lol.
well done pierced jon ..learn something everyday
i find thinking of jemma jameson in a lesbian 69 with pamela anderson does me the world of good when masterbating...
Quote by JustJim
Placing firm pressure on the point between your balls and your arse (your 'barse' if you will) just before, during and after you cum, results in a more intense orgasm and also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock. Handy if you've run out of kleenex!!

Tried it last night. It didn't do it for me. :shock:
Anymore confused: I must admit i thought i would get loads of ideas.
Not even getting woman to do it for you was suggested lol
quite often i enjoy being really horny all day and only have a wank at the end of the day coz i love it that much, and that wank is also a really slow one!
When i have a wank it takes me ages to come about 40mins!!
Don't forget some of the tantric sex techniques, bringing yourself right to the edge repeatedly without cumming and then leaving your self for a while and then going back to it 20 mins later. By the time you actually come it's quite an eruption. It's very difficult to stop yourself though, again with the patience it can it worth it. Takes a lot of practice tho smile
Tiggs
twiter?
ive heard it called a werntfor if it wernt for it being there your insides would fall out
xxx fem xxx
Quote by JustJim
Placing firm pressure on the point between your balls and your arse (your 'barse' if you will) just before, during and after you cum, results in a more intense orgasm and also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock. Handy if you've run out of kleenex!!
you should consider getting a piercing there called a "guiche" when you cum pull on it wink
Quote by bluetvr
Placing firm pressure on the point between your balls and your arse (your 'barse' if you will) just before, during and after you cum, results in a more intense orgasm and also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock. Handy if you've run out of kleenex!!

Tried it last night. It didn't do it for me. :shock:
Anymore confused: I must admit i thought i would get loads of ideas.
Not even getting woman to do it for you was suggested lol
Took me a few attempts to get it right.
I don't think it's necessarily unsafe - it's not as if you end up pissing pure spunk - but I don't do it every time.
As for the piercing idea, I'm down with needles in that area!
Quote by heaysyandck
*starts whistling blink 162-"i gave up wanking this morning"**
heaysy

I've not heard this - but it sounds like a dead ringer for Kevin "Bloody" Wilson's
Quote by fem_4_taboo
twiter?
ive heard it called a werntfor if it wernt for it being there your insides would fall out
xxx fem xxx

Around here we call it your Taint ... taint your arse, taint your balls. lol
BrummyMatt