*prints off page on colour printer*
*puts it in an envelope*
*posts to Gem*
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.
Fucksocks.
Neil x x x ;)
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Quote by neilinleeds
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.
Fucksocks.
Neil x x x ;)
You think I'm joking too!! :giggle:
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Quote by neilinleeds
Pink and glittery for Gem :smug:
:giggle:
You are so dead!
I'm gonna have to come up with some kind of cunning ruse now to keep her away from the internets until this thread has sunk to at least page 10, and cunning ruses are not exactly my strong point. 
While I'd like to think I'm as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, the sad thruth is I am not. And then, at some point, I'll have to edit my last two posts on this thread, just in case she searches me forum posts and spies the pink and glittery bit. Like a magpie she is, inexorably drawn to shiny things. Gem can spot something sparkley at a 1000 chuffin' paces. As if my 'ouse ain't filled with enough glittery tat as it is, like pink power drills with pretty little flowers on 'em ((( It's a power drill FFS! Appropriate colours are green, black, red or blue, take yer pick!
))) and stuff like that, YOU have to bring it in to here as well. :roll:I hope you're pleased with yer self mrs.
*humph*
N x x x ;)
Does she have a pink hammer to?
Psssst. my drill is black and orange, my hammer is black and metal coloured and the wood grater is blue :smug:
Sex God
Does she have a pink hammer to?
Yes, she's got the silly bloody pink hammer. The tool set at the bottom there is looking strangely familiar too. Lucky for you that one, cos you'd be another one in trouble for putting ideas in her 'ead. :P There is a place for electrically operated pink and sparkly things to be sure, but I wouldn't try putting up curtain poles with 'em. ;)
Anyway you lot, stop hijacking a serious thread.
'Specially you Dawnie and DG. I'd have expected you two to know better at least! 
N x x x;)
Orgasminator
Now I bet I can guess who will be using the new pink colour scheme.
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I'm liking the black and white theme...
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Yeah lots of black and white arty photography type backgrounds would be classy.
Orgasminator
Here is the 70s one Christine in the office did today, complete with Glitter ball, Lava Lamp, Orange wallpaper and Y fronts LOL 
Sex God
Whatabout pictures of swingers, fems in lingerie or fetish gear Blokes sporting hard-ons doing community and/or charity work? Say at an old people home or a soup kitchen. Come on lets show the public at large how much we care 
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Hey Lp! When they bring out a darker colour than black are you going to adopt that style of dark humour
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Specially for Gem! :mrgreen:
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Quote by Dawnie
DG, Neil is going to love it :giggle:
Can you get it for me in purple?
Will this do?
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Quote by Dawnie
DG, Neil is going to love it :giggle:
Can you get it for me in purple?
Or these?
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Quote by Dawnie
Mr TechyMan, hold on a minute, now I don't know which one I want :crazy:
Can I have a selection of the above purple ones so I can change it everytime I log in
1 for every day of the week sounds good :grin:
