Anyone read the tabloids...?
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WOOOO HOOOOO - I don't know what's going on but we smashed the previous record! 
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Yep, 156, must be something going on....
Mike.
Mike.
to new lurkers ... don't be shy ... get yourself a logon and come and introduce yourself ....
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who : who : who : tell me please
I rarely read the newspapers :shock:
: who : who : tell me pleaseI rarely read the newspapers :shock:
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ok, i admit it ... WBB was outed as a famous film star.
she has starred in many films.. (most of them shot on a £199 cam from argos), and is a houshold name.
(well ok, by household i mean my next door neighbours house!).
she will be available to sign autographs and photos in the GFZ next sat night.
hope this clears up the mystery.
x
she has starred in many films.. (most of them shot on a £199 cam from argos), and is a houshold name.
(well ok, by household i mean my next door neighbours house!).
she will be available to sign autographs and photos in the GFZ next sat night.
hope this clears up the mystery.
x
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Quote by roger743
Someone mentioned on the radio this morning that Robbie Williams is interested in dogging. No mention of whether dogging was interested in Robbie Williams, though...
WBB imediately changes the "dont do dogging" part of her add to........ "dogger supremo"
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If Robbie wants to try dogging, I'd be very happy to show in the ropes so to speak :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Rob, don't be shy, PM me
Rob, don't be shy, PM me
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W B B assures RW that she is the best one to initiate him
cos throught it aaallllllllll
ill offer you protectionnnnn
a lot of love and affectionnnnn
wether your right or wrongggg
cos throught it aaallllllllll
ill offer you protectionnnnn
a lot of love and affectionnnnn
wether your right or wrongggg
Quote by Heather
Sod Robbie Williams... It's Jonathon Ross I'm after! :twisted:
Jonathan, can I just say I swallow...
LMAO .....
Heather, you can have JR if I can have his wife Jane Goldman ... that red hair ... sigh ..
edited ... because it sounded like I was calling Jonathon Ross wife Heather
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jonathon woss dont do it for me...... i have to say.. my ultimate conquest would be.. david duchovney.
see... the truth is out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see... the truth is out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by well_busty_babe
my ultimate conquest would be.. david duchovney.
I'm hurt. Really, truly, deeply hurt. :upset:
OK, so he's rich and famous, but apart from the fame and the money and the good looks and the techniques that made him a porno star (oh yes he was) what's he got that I haven't?
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Quote by Ice Pie
my ultimate conquest would be.. david duchovney.
I'm hurt. Really, truly, deeply hurt. :upset:
OK, so he's rich and famous, but apart from the fame and the money and the good looks and the techniques that made him a porno star (oh yes he was) what's he got that I haven't?
errrrrr i meant to say.. after i had finished with ice!!!!! lol
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Quote by Calista
Sod Robbie Williams... It's Jonathon Ross I'm after! :twisted:
Jonathan, can I just say I swallow...
LMAO .....
Heather, you can have JR if I can have his wife Jane Goldman ... that red hair ... sigh ..
edited ... because it sounded like I was calling Jonathon Ross wife Heather
I'll second that Calista, she looks great and seems a good laugh as well, on the other hand she would have to be being married to jonathon Ross.
Roger the Dragon, (Has a bit of a thing about red/purple dyed hair on women.)
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Quote by well_busty_babe
errrrrr i meant to say.. after i had finished with ice!!!!! lol
That's fighting talk where I come from girlie :twisted:
Quote by rogerthedragon
Sod Robbie Williams... It's Jonathon Ross I'm after! :twisted:
Jonathan, can I just say I swallow...
LMAO .....
Heather, you can have JR if I can have his wife Jane Goldman ... that red hair ... sigh ..
edited ... because it sounded like I was calling Jonathon Ross wife Heather
I'll second that Calista, she looks great and seems a good laugh as well, on the other hand she would have to be being married to jonathon Ross.
Roger the Dragon, (Has a bit of a thing about red/purple dyed hair on women.)
I would so love my hair to be that colour but a) too scared and b) my skin colouring is all wrong
I do generally have dyed plum coloured hair ;) the grey makes me look a bit of a badger otherwise ROFL
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Quote by Ice Pie
errrrrr i meant to say.. after i had finished with ice!!!!! lol
That's fighting talk where I come from girlie :twisted:
errr.. thats LADY or MA'AM to you!
girlie! pah.. no respect!
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Quote by Nimbus
what's he got that I haven't?
:shock: No avatar showing a d**k to the floor
thats enough to put any girl off Ice Pie
:laughabove: :laughabove:
I had completely forgotten about the jake the peg avatar. Can't even remember what it was there for.
Oh yes, the three-legged stocking advert. I don't suppose a 12" nose is any less daunting?
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Quote by Calista
Sod Robbie Williams... It's Jonathon Ross I'm after! :twisted:
Jonathan, can I just say I swallow...
LMAO .....
Heather, you can have JR if I can have his wife Jane Goldman ... that red hair ... sigh ..
edited ... because it sounded like I was calling Jonathon Ross wife Heather
I'll second that Calista, she looks great and seems a good laugh as well, on the other hand she would have to be being married to jonathon Ross.
Roger the Dragon, (Has a bit of a thing about red/purple dyed hair on women.)
I would so love my hair to be that colour but a) too scared and b) my skin colouring is all wrong
I do generally have dyed plum coloured hair ;) the grey makes me look a bit of a badger otherwise ROFL
Charlotte has tried dying hers but it is too fine and the semi-permanent colours don't take. :cry:
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Quote by well_busty_babe
errrrrr i meant to say.. after i had finished with ice!!!!! lol
That's fighting talk where I come from girlie :twisted:
errr.. thats LADY or MA'AM to you!
girlie! pah.. no respect!
Impudent pup, you can't talk to me like that, I'm old enough to be your
errrrr
No, skip that.
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