New recruit just shouting HELLO Y'ALL!

15 Mar 2004

Hello everyone,
Just joined today! woo hoo!
Is there no initiation ceremony? No horny Scandinavian female to show me the ropes? (Or anything else for that matter!)
Well, Iâ€™ve rolled up my trouser leg to the knee and will swear allegiance to the faith: â€œI will honour and obey the statute and legislation of Swinging Heaven!â€
BRING IT ON!!!
Well, thatâ€™s all from me for now. They lock the doors at six and I have to get back to take my medication ; )
Looking forward to contributing to the hilarious posts that you all create
Tatty bye,
Kinky Lizard
Now, where did I put my skiâ€™sâ€¦â€¦..

15 Mar 2004

Hello.... pleased to meet you Kinky lol

Funny you should mention initiation ceremonies.... yes there is one :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Mar 2004

Hey kinky Liz
Welcome, and yes there is an initiation.... jusrt wait til the Sarge gets his hands on you, you do know how to assume the position don't you...? don't worry too much cos he does use gloves.... latex ones...
now relax all muscles and enjoy.... I said relax.... it will only hurt otherwise
Gmanxxx

15 Mar 2004

Quote by gmanxxx
Hey kinky Liz
Welcome, and yes there is an initiation.... jusrt wait til the Sarge gets his hands on you, you do know how to assume the position don't you...? don't worry too much cos he does use gloves.... latex ones...
now relax all muscles and enjoy.... I said relax.... it will only hurt otherwise
Gmanxxx

What no KY??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

15 Mar 2004

Maybe we could rustle up some PG... coffee

15 Mar 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Hello.... pleased to meet you Kinky
Funny you should mention initiation ceremonies.... yes there is one :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I would just like to point out that to save time I have performed the ceremony on myself, and there is therefore no need to subject me to it again. :lol:
Ice

15 Mar 2004

Welcome Kinky! You have made a good start. should fit in well smile

15 Mar 2004

Hello Kinky Lizard and welcome to SH!
Now you do seem the shy, retriring type, but please don't worry. The ladies only bite on request, the Sarge frisks very gently, and the chaps are just a bunch of pussycats (or Harvey lookalikes depending on the chap) - just stroke their fur the right way.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx

15 Mar 2004

Hello, Good Evening and Welcome.
Do be seated and please have some tea.
So nice to have you aboard.
Artificer.
Village Idiot and keeper of the Queen's ferrets.

15 Mar 2004

Hiya Kink
Nice to meet you.
You seem to have at least one of the major pre-requisites for this madhouse - an excellent sense of humour!
I look forward to seeing more (posts that is!)
Hugs, Alex x

15 Mar 2004

Kinky Lizard Hello there wave

Welcome to the Forums ..... looks like you're gonna fit in just fine 8)

15 Mar 2004

hiya kinky lizard
im sure youlll have fun here, my impression is that they/we are a fun, easy going lot ,with wicked senses of humour. you should feel right at home judging your introduction

15 Mar 2004

Hey kinkyLizard, I once went out with a gynaecologist...all he bloody did was look at it...mind you I loved the Food Critic I dated, all he ever did was eat ! mmmmmmmmmmm...
Welcome XXX
Fran
xxxxx

15 Mar 2004

Quote by Fran & Stu
Hey kinkyLizard, I once went out with a gynaecologist...all he bloody did was look at it...mind you I loved the Food Critic I dated, all he ever did was eat ! mmmmmmmmmmm...
Welcome XXX
Fran
xxxxx

I'm a semi-retired gynaecologist... I haven't completely given it up as I still like to keep my hand in.

15 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
Welcome Kinky! You have made a good start. should fit in well

Hi Kinky
I could not agree more with MrFC, you will definitely fit in well wave

Now where was I ?? rubber gloves, lube, torch, manual, stirrups mmmm now I am sure there is something missing :doh:
Cheers Dan wink

15 Mar 2004

Two retired gyno's on here...bloody hell I need to go make more KY....
Fran
xxx

15 Mar 2004

Quote by Fran & Stu
Two retired gyno's on here...bloody hell I need to go make more KY....

Never trust a straight male gynaecologist with a sex life.... could you imagine taking their work home with them.... :shock:

15 Mar 2004

Hiya Kinky Liz, and MacKilt whose arrival I missed.
um that's it really.
lhk
Kat

15 Mar 2004

Quote by jivingjohn
Two retired gyno's on here...bloody hell I need to go make more KY....

Never trust a straight male gynaecologist with a sex life.... could you imagine taking their work home with them.... :shock:
Briefcase in one hand, latest patient being held in the classic bowling ball grip with the other!!!!!! lol

:lol: :lol:
Stu

15 Mar 2004

Can I just ad, Kinky did the classic thing of joining up and PMing me to see if I was a goer... lol

BUT... Big BUT, he was extremely nice, polite, witty and put a lot of thought into it! :smug:
So it's a bit thumbs up and a welcome from the Heather camp. :cheers:
Hxx

15 Mar 2004

Briefcase in one hand, latest patient being held in the classic bowling ball grip with the other!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Bloody hell - creating a third orifice as well!!! That's a talented surgeon

15 Mar 2004

John, you need to go have a good look at the down there bits of a lady....3 orifices last time I was there....and that was this afternoon....
if you are still confused pm me....lol lol

Stu

15 Mar 2004

:doh: :doh: :doh:
How dumb... OK, don't answer that one!
Reminder to self... must check orifi more often....

15 Mar 2004

Heya Kinky.....jump right in with both feet, wade around a bit and put your head under the water for a good look around!! LoL.
Welcome....have fun!! :twisted:

15 Mar 2004

welcome mister lizard

15 Mar 2004

Quote by jivingjohn
:doh: :doh: :doh:
How dumb... OK, don't answer that one!
Reminder to self... must check orifi more often....

Lol at John....I was just off to find you a map!!! I think there are a few good wink

Stu
(Now now you single guys...don't try clicking it...it ain't real....)

16 Mar 2004

Hello Kinky Lizard wave

:wave: :wave:
Welcome to the Forum and may I say what a fine post that was!! wink

:lol:
I'm sorry I have left you waiting so long. One of Artificer's ferrets made a bid for freedom so I had to chase it down to the back gate of the site where it hid in the CND Women's Peace Camp. I had to search every one of those women before I found it!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Right then, hands on head and prepare for a good old frisking...........

16 Mar 2004

Quote by Heather
Can I just ad, Kinky did the classic thing of joining up and PMing me to see if I was a goer...
BUT... Big BUT, he was extremely nice, polite, witty and put a lot of thought into it! :smug:
So it's a bit thumbs up and a welcome from the Heather camp. :cheers:
Hxx

damn i didnt know that was the classic thing to do when i joined up....i am sorry for letting you down Heather biggrin

18 Mar 2004

Hello again chums : )
Thanks for all the welcome messages, well, nearly all of them! ; )
Yes, you are all as nutty as fruit cakes but hey! I like it! I like it!
I'm feeling at home already: "Heather...put the kettle on love, and where's me slippers?"
tsk tsk.
now i gotta go and add my list of best bands to that thread.
My wife dresses to kill......
She also cooks the same way! ; )
see yah
Kinky Lizard

18 Mar 2004

I never got a bloody PM.....
But then I never got a welcome form Sarge but hey.....dont get a lot from him full stop.
Enjoy Kinky Lizard...I do :twisted: