New Relationships and Farting

11 Dec 2005

Hi,
This is a bit of an add on to DreamerHelen's post about oral sex and farting.
I am curious about how long people wait before they fart in front of each other. Yeah ok bit weird but hey i am anyway!! lol

:lol:
What i mean is if your very comfortable in that person's company do you just go for it or do you try and hold it til your out of ear shot?? And how long before you do 'just let rip'??
bolt

11 Dec 2005

Hmmm, I tend to wait until they do it first :P that way I don't look like a total ladette lol..
I do like the bathroom door closed for ahem..longer visits though redface

Minx x x

11 Dec 2005

mmmmmmmm its always a quandry that aint it, surely if your getting intimate with some then surely the natural passing of air shouldnt offend in there company, but the danger is that it smells the room out, the noise aint the problem, its the bloody smell afterwards!
so.......maybe as well as the purchase of condoms, ky and other essentials you may or may not have brought, the addition of some air freshner to the list isnt such a bad idea, just looks a little wierd on a meet thats all!
Steff lol

11 Dec 2005

:shock: Euuuwwww! What is it this weekend that makes everyone want to discuss bowel wind? blink

Can't we talk about something more pleasant right after dinner on a Sunday night? :undecided: :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
ps. I never did it in front of Jon for the first five years we were married . . . mainly because he was never home rolleyes

11 Dec 2005

If you gotta ...you gotta go......just blame someone else!

11 Dec 2005

It must have been 2 years before my wife farted in front of me now she dosent give a monkeys......out with it girl...
Where ayr ya be let ya wind go free....and never mind the girlies lol

11 Dec 2005

Does it have to be new relationships ???
If I met up with the ex-wife, I'd do more than fart on her redface

11 Dec 2005

Quote by da69ve
If you gotta ...you gotta go......just blame someone else!

Thats alright but when there's only me 'n her here and she knows it wasn't her, and she knows that doggy farts don't smell like that I guess then your sort of caught out smile

11 Dec 2005

If it happens it happens - what can I do about it redface

ops: :oops: so now I have told the world it could happen then if it happens no one can accuse me of not telling them -0 happen :twisted: :twisted: cool

now thats bollox lol

11 Dec 2005

xxx

11 Dec 2005

Quote by janeandwill
Took me weeks to do a poo when Will was in the house after i first moved in with him.

What was it, the change of water or something? .................. did you try a laxative?? wink

11 Dec 2005

Well after 6 years together, I still haven't broken wind in front of my husband.......the dog has the most terrible farts though :angel: dunno

(PS. I don't tell lies either!!!!!) :bs:

11 Dec 2005

him: our first date! confused

me: still not after nearly two years!

11 Dec 2005

Farts are unavoidable in most cases. I sometimes consider myself quite an accomplished musician when I release a two octave arpeggio first thing in the morning.
However I would advise against the use of an air freshener. The combination of overpowering perfume and an equally nasty fart is hellish. The air freshener has stuff in it to make the perfume linger. Consequently so does the fart.

11 Dec 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
If you gotta ...you gotta go......just blame someone else!

Thats alright but when there's only me 'n her here and she knows it wasn't her, and she knows that doggy farts don't smell like that I guess then your sort of caught out smile

If all else fails I blame the budgies lol

11 Dec 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
Farts are unavoidable in most cases..

nah, anyone can hold it in if they want, most people (men) just dont bother trying.
my nane used to tell me that if you held your farts in, they travelled back up your spine and hit you brain and killed you.
i have held mine in for ages and am still alive! lol

12 Dec 2005

Be it church or chapple, let it rattle

12 Dec 2005

"hides in a corner" :grin:

12 Dec 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hmmm, I tend to wait until they do it first :P

about 5 mins after you meet then
I have to admit i don't fart so don't have this problem :angel:
sleazy on the other hand is a any time, any place, anywhere type guy, he once cleared a shop with his stink and usually does it next to me and walks off git!!

12 Dec 2005

But I get the most excruciating pain in my tum if I hold on to my farts, so I have to run to the toilet and lock myself in and then Ronnie Barkers ... Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town had better watch out cause he has real competition redface

ops: :oops:
DD