new user dan 20 leeds v sexy

5 Dec 2005

Hey im dan from leeds. new user looking for guidance. antone wanna be first person to message me? feel free. x addicted to sex

5 Dec 2005

:shock: Nice intro rolleyes

.. Welcome to SH

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
:shock: Nice intro

You think

I thought it showed little thought and respect. Almost gave the impression djf85 thought this was an instant shag website :roll:
Maybe you were right Mrs Beds :lol2:

5 Dec 2005

Got a shag yet?? lol

5 Dec 2005

Quote by TallFunLondon
Got a shag yet??

Are you offering him one? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Joke sorry m8

5 Dec 2005

sounds a bit up his own arse to me....oooer

5 Dec 2005

You mean this isn't an instant shag site, damn!

5 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
sounds a bit up his own arse to me....oooer

:shock: :shock: How does that work? no wait dont tell me I have just eaten

5 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
sounds a bit up his own arse to me....oooer

Well if he an`t now if he waits about long enough i`m sure somone will oblige. :lol:
sierra x x

5 Dec 2005

djf85 welcome to the asylum.
read Polo's thread, and remember your last school report......must try harder

5 Dec 2005

Quote by sierra
sounds a bit up his own arse to me....oooer

Well if he an`t now if he waits about long enough i`m sure somone will oblige. :lol:
sierra x x
hang on i'll just lube up me strap on :twisted:

5 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
sounds a bit up his own arse to me....oooer

Well if he an`t now if he waits about long enough i`m sure somone will oblige. :lol:
sierra x x
hang on i'll just lube up me strap on :twisted:
Can i watch go on let me pleaseeeeeeeeeee i`ll bring a gag just in case he screams too much.
sierra x x

5 Dec 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Brace yourself

5 Dec 2005

Quote by TallFunLondon
Got a shag yet??

No not yet sad

Maybe I should use djf85 lines? Will l get one then? Will l???? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :giggle:

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Got a shag yet??

No not yet sad

Maybe I should use djf85 lines? Will l get one then? Will l???? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :giggle:
Go on then mr&mrsBeds i`ll make one in hump

sierra x x

5 Dec 2005

Quote by sierra
Got a shag yet??

No not yet sad

Maybe I should use djf85 lines? Will l get one then? Will l???? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :giggle:
Go on then mr&mrsBeds i`ll make one in hump

sierra x x
WoooHoooo
See thats the way to do it!! :giggle:
MrsB

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Got a shag yet??

No not yet sad

Maybe I should use djf85 lines? Will l get one then? Will l???? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :giggle:
wave

:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
I'm over here MrsBeds - If you use one of those lines I will be dashing up the M1 as fast as my little feet will carry me ......................

5 Dec 2005

Quote by OneoftheDamned4ever
Got a shag yet??

Are you offering him one? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Joke sorry m8
Oi... I'm first in the queue wink

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Manolishi
Got a shag yet??

No not yet sad

Maybe I should use djf85 lines? Will l get one then? Will l???? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :giggle:
wave

:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
I'm over here MrsBeds - If you use one of those lines I will be dashing up the M1 as fast as my little feet will carry me ......................
Picks a line................................. Addicted to sex ...............(Waits for the rush of dashing feet up the M1) :happy: flipa

:happy:

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
You lot are mean - he's only 20 that makes trainable
Hiya Dan welcome to Swingingheaven
Relax and slow down.
Read some of the advice threads knocking about which can only help :wink:
Get a couple of drinks down your neck and join in.
Have fun
Steph
I know am late on parade but have been doing RL stuff

Awww but Steph.... We was only warming him up so it wouldnt be too much of a shock when the real heavies got here :grin: .......... You no what brutes they can be... Must dash.. Dont wanna have to polish their boots all weeks again bolt

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Got a shag yet??

No not yet sad

Maybe I should use djf85 lines? Will l get one then? Will l???? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :giggle:
such a smooth talker, how can I possibly resist

5 Dec 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
You lot are mean

I know, thats why you love us :twisted:

5 Dec 2005

M Strolls in with the rubber gear on looking mean 'n 'ard ................... right where's the newbie that wants a shag then :twisted:

6 Dec 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
M Strolls in with the rubber gear on looking mean 'n 'ard ................... right where's the newbie that wants a shag then :twisted:

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: