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new uses for your shredder

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when you have shredded your private papers the paper can be used as pet bedding, give it to anybody who keeps rabbits another use is to take a few strands and place them under the dining table, or behind the TV cupboard, or the settee, then you can check that your wife has vacumed the place properly, you can put a few peices behind the book shelves and know when she has dusted, these are just a couple of ideas, anybody got any better ones?????
<<<<<<<,Sits back and waits for the good ladies of SH to tear you limb from limb rolleyes wink
Woo
We can also tell when a post is so over the top that it's got to be a joke wink
Quote by woohoo
<<<<<<<,Sits back and waits for the good ladies of SH to tear you limb from limb rolleyes wink
Woo

Despite my present hormone overload, I can still spot a good joke when I see one so you're safe from me Boofy :wink:
Quote by Cherrytree
We can also tell when a post is so over the top that it's got to be a joke wink

But Shirley that would require a degree of intelligence? confused
Quote by Stormwalker
We can also tell when a post is so over the top that it's got to be a joke wink

But Shirley that would require a degree of intelligence? confused
That's you buggered then!
innocent
bolt
Quote by Sassy-Seren
We can also tell when a post is so over the top that it's got to be a joke wink

But Shirley that would require a degree of intelligence? confused
That's you buggered then!
innocent
bolt
Says the woman who’s tucked her dress into the back of her pants rolleyes
:wink:
Quote by Stormwalker
We can also tell when a post is so over the top that it's got to be a joke wink

But Shirley that would require a degree of intelligence? confused
That's you buggered then!
innocent
bolt
Says the woman who’s tucked her dress into the back of her pants rolleyes
:wink:
smackbottom
It's not tucked in. It's a gratuitous knicker shot for Dai :wink:
Quote by boofy
when you have shredded your private papers the paper can be used as pet bedding, give it to anybody who keeps rabbits another use is to take a few strands and place them under the dining table, or behind the TV cupboard, or the settee, then you can check that your wife has vacumed the place properly, you can put a few peices behind the book shelves and know when she has dusted, these are just a couple of ideas, anybody got any better ones?????

We used to save ours up for a windy day and then put it all out for the recycling men. :twisted:
Now we just chuck it in the composter. :thumbup:
No need to get all mad Just ensure that boofy's wife/partner sees the post. Job done :thumbup:
I didnt get many ideas of uses for your shredder, but I did get some sugestions, and to the person who posted to me a certain sugestion it would be physicly impossible to do what you suggested and would be very painful!!!!!!!!
The wife did see the post and thought it very funny, but when I told her it was meant to be serious she went off in a hough and hasnt spoken to me since, so there is some good come out of it!!!!
Peace at last.
dont have a shredder dont get enough letters sad :( biggrin
Quote by dekntan
dont have a shredder dont get enough letters sad :( biggrin

I can send you some of my letters if you like? hope you like red ones tho as i dont get that many other types lol
Nicky
I store bank-notes in it.
Burglars assume wots in there is already shredded cool