new woman

11 Mar 2004

does anybody know the mystery of the modern woman and how i get one, All you lucky people out there that happen to be attached to one dont get smug

11 Mar 2004

Hi,
Nip down to Modern Women R Us and look on the Lucky People shelves, there might be a few left that have velcro on them so you can get attached as you pass! :haha:

11 Mar 2004

Quote by ccr
Nip down to Modern Women R Us and look on the Lucky People shelves, there might be a few left that have velcro on them so you can get attached as you pass!

Couldn't be said better than that!

11 Mar 2004

Cheers i pop there now see if i can find mini the moucher

11 Mar 2004

I am sorry to be boring - but there really is no big secret.
This is a fantastic place to get to know people - and that is the key. Be yourself and you will be able to tell when you meet someone who is on exactly the same wavelength and has the same interests as you.
One BIG thing in favour of this site is that the women are intelligent, witty and open minded. You can't guarantee THAT when you meet in a pub or club!
Good luck!

12 Mar 2004

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One BIG thing in favour of this site is that the women are intelligent, witty and open minded. You can't guarantee THAT when you meet in a pub or club!
and then there is me ..... rolleyes

Jaine
going away from forum for a while........

12 Mar 2004

That's right, Moist. You're intelligent, witty, open minded and sexy.

13 Mar 2004

creep, creep, creep.....!
duel

13 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
That's right, Moist. You're intelligent, witty, open minded and sexy.

Bless ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx redface

13 Mar 2004

Moist
Please don't go :cry:
I have watched your posts and you have a wicked sense of humour, we can't lose such a valuable thing!! dunno

D xxx

14 Mar 2004

Well thank you very much & I aint going anywhere now ....
sometimes people can say so little yet it can mean so much..........
Jaine :angel: hahaha like reckon I am an angel
:twisted:

15 Mar 2004

You cant go theres no one charming and witty left. I'll buy an air ballon and take round the world. Just need 6 numbers first. Stay lucky

15 Mar 2004

hey.. if ya get 6 numbers.. can i come on this round the world trip??????? lol

15 Mar 2004

Baby with a picture like that i'll take you without the 6 numbers (for legal reasons thats a joke) not that i expect to win.
Anyway what about the independant women out there cant one of you take me round the world

15 Mar 2004

i have my lawyer on the job as i type... will get out of the "joke" clause no problem... get packing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 Mar 2004

As a lover of the larger lady,I'd just like to say that well busty babe pushes more than enough buttons.
As for finding women there is a large amount of chance involved,things crop up in the way almost incessantly for me but you just keep chipping away!
Attached once,once bitten back for more wink

15 Mar 2004

mmmm pushing buttons ... another of my hobbies!! lol
have a snog "mwah" x x x x

15 Mar 2004

I'll pack my thong and some sun lotion just incase we stop at Hedo in negril Jamaica. Any where you would like to go

15 Mar 2004

listen.. if ya taking me on holls... u go to heaven and back!!!! lol
how cheasy does that sound!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol

15 Mar 2004

"heaven" I was thinking of getting a return ticket didnt want my wings yet but if i gotta go i gotta go.
Can i rub the lotion into your 2000 i got hands like a goal keeper

15 Mar 2004

Oooh I think I've just cringed :dry:
yes i have
There

15 Mar 2004

what do u mean can u rub lotion into me... thats what the servants are for!!!!!!!!!!!!
and if ya hoping to get ur wings.. may i recomend red bull.

15 Mar 2004

Won't the lotion make a mess of your gloves spoony,if you have hands like a goalkeeper?
Maybe Spoony want's to be your subserviant busty???

15 Mar 2004

<<<< cant speak anymore... laughing tooo much!

15 Mar 2004

hope he isnt the man utd goalie, he kept picking his balls out of the net yesteday....LOL

15 Mar 2004

I've never had to pick my balls out of a net,my zipper this some new fiendish craze reported by the news of the world, knacker-netting????

15 Mar 2004

I'm for every picking my balls out of a net :shock: fishNET stockings thats it :P

15 Mar 2004

Aaaah,It's like a mist has cleared wink

15 Mar 2004

Spoony is back just been scrubbing my hands. Awful that lotion back to my hands there very safe and comforting