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man___of___kent
Forum Virgin
Hi all
Newbie needs tlc
Been on here for about a month and only had two turndowns sad .
Looking for a good female teacher for nsa fun.
I am 40 years young all own hair and teeth and very clean, in a suit all week.
So is my ad not very pleasing or worded wrong ?
I am in London all week working and can meet during the day /eve.
I am not into pain buteverything else I am a willing student not had much sexual experience.
I am not a mummys boy, ex soldier of 15 years.
Can someone tell me where im going wrong
debz4u
Sex God
Hiya and welcome glad your joining in at last xx lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by man_ of_ kent
Hi all
Newbie needs tlc
Been on here for about a month and only had two turndowns sad .
Looking for a good female teacher for nsa fun.
I am 40 years young all own hair and teeth and very clean, in a suit all week.
So is my ad not very pleasing or worded wrong ?
I am in London all week working and can meet during the day /eve.
I am not into pain buteverything else I am a willing student not had much sexual experience.
I am not a mummys boy, ex soldier of 15 years.
Can someone tell me where im going wrong

You mean you've had an ad for two months? If you want people to comment on it, you could post the ad number so that they can look at it first! There are lots of people who don't even have an ad (they use forum and/or chatroom) and who don't even look at the ads section.
man___of___kent
Forum Virgin
AD number is 345793
Did have a pic of me willy on it but took it off wasnt sure.
Any advice glady accepted NEEDED ha ha biggrin
Kniphofia
Warming the Bed
Well It's just not very imaginative or unusual in any way, and you'll certainly get nowhere without a pic (NOT just your willy!)
Also "tell me what you'd like to do to me" wouldn't turn on any woman that I ever met.
mollyandchris
Sex God
Firstly welcome to the site
Comments on your add:
If I were you I would include a pic not a cock shot but a pic of you if you don’t want to show your face just blur it out its better for people to have some sort of idea what you look like than none at all.
I wouldn't put the comment "Plus what you would like to do to me if we met up." this may put people off you always start off as friends with someone first so they don’t feel uncomfortable with you then take it from there. I never works out that you meet someone and then your in there bed soon after there always has to be an attraction there.
These are just my thoughts and other people may think differently good luck with everything.
Molly xx
man___of___kent
Forum Virgin
Thanks will have a bit more of a think to post a new one
Wishmaster
Sex God
Man_of_Kent,
Welcome to SH ........ it's all been said above and I endorse those views... pop along to the chat room too.... lots of nice ppl in there.... and we like to have a giggle.
postie
Sex God
Seeing as you are asking for advice.... I'd agree with the above, and add this too, though i may be incorrect. If i am wrong, then the advice still stands as others may be getting it wrong too...
In your Ad' you say you cannot accomodate. Fair enough, I can't either, and I am single, but when I had an Ad' I put in the reason as to why i couldn't. A lot of people who may reply to your Ad' are going to read between the lines that you are married. If you are, then thats down to you and I am not making any comment on it.
Basically what i am saying is that if you are seen to be 100% honest, and explain yourself and your situation, then people respond to honesty. If they think you are hiding something, then they have plenty of other, more open and honest ads, to go choose from...
man___of___kent
Forum Virgin
Boy that was a tall order but I have changed the ad , please have a look ...better ? worse ?
and I told the truth and put the reasons why.
Thanks to all the above I may get it right one day biggrin
Unknown User
Welcome to the forum and I hope you get what you came here for
see you around
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by man_ of_ kent
Boy that was a tall order but I have changed the ad , please have a look ...better ? worse ?
and I told the truth and put the reasons why.
Thanks to all the above I may get it right one day biggrin

Told the truth about what?
Sorry but saying you're in a brother/sister relationship is a very odd turn of phrase and may cause confusion or concern. Does it mean you're living in a house with your sister? Does it mean you're living with your wife/partner, having separated in mind if not in terms of geography? Are you cheating? Are you swinging with wife/partner's consent?
Unknown User
From one newbie to another ..................... hiya
postie
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Boy that was a tall order but I have changed the ad , please have a look ...better ? worse ?
and I told the truth and put the reasons why.
Thanks to all the above I may get it right one day biggrin

Told the truth about what?
Sorry but saying you're in a brother/sister relationship is a very odd turn of phrase and may cause confusion or concern. Does it mean you're living in a house with your sister? Does it mean you're living with your wife/partner, having separated in mind if not in terms of geography? Are you cheating? Are you swinging with wife/partner's consent?
As FB said above.. i read your Ad' and then had to re-read the "brother/ sister" thing again...
It does read a bit weird... anyhows, if you imagine your Ad' is an ongoing thing, that you can add things, delete things, completely re-write it, change the pics, throw in a cheesy joke, whatever, then after a while you'll have an Ad' you are proud of. After all you don't see a fisherman using the same bait if the fish aint biting...