Hi all and thank you for letting me join such an intriguing and naughty site.
I thought for my first post I would ask everyone else to participate in a quick survey. The subject of which is "Disasterous Meets That Should Never Be Repeated"
I will kick off:
Had been talking to, lets call her Emma, for ages online. Agreed to meet up when I was working near her in a quiet car park. I turned up about 10mins early, just to make sure I got there, only to find the place was crawling with cars and single men. I pulled up and wondered what was going on (innocent me!). 'Emma' turned up bang on time and pulled in next to me. She looked around at all the single men and quickly got into my car. At this point (still the penny hadnt dropped with me) the whole rabble of men gathered slowly around my car, all acting innocent but watching us like hawks. This made us both feel very uncomfortable (I drive a people carrier which is 90% glass) but we continued to carry on a, albeit stilted, talk. I plucked up the courage to kiss her, just in time to see one of the rabble get his little fella out and start to wank. At this point I guessed we had strayed into a dogging site, but couldnt let go of 'Emma' for fear of upsetting things with her. So we carried on kissing (very nice it was to), with me noticing another couple of men on her side also wanking at the side of my car. She was oblivious to all this and just carried on kissing. When she eventually stopped and composed herself she saw what must have been 4 or 5 men standing just on the other side of her window wanking. She blew a fuse at that point, accused me of 'setting it all up', stormed out of the car (I think the rabble had noticed how upset she was and didnt approach her), drove off and didnt speak to me again.
I dont think I will be quite so niave should the same thing happen again. It was a shame to lose 'Emma' as I think we could have had some fun together.
Now then, who's next?
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OK disasterous meets!!
We had been chatting on line for a bout a month, when he started begging me to meet him. He seemed nice and made me laugh so I said yes. We arranged a date, time etc and then he cancelled about a week before . Alegedlly he had a cold.
About 2 weeks latter we re arranged. This time we met.
We went into the hotel bar for a drink and he was very nice, smart, funny and charming. He tried to bbok a room and the hotel said they hadnt any ready yet - it was early afternoon. 10 mins latter and they still didnt have the rooms were ready to do it in the hotel lounge!!
Eventually they found us a room, maiinly I think because they realised that if they didnt they would have to throw a bucket of cold water over us.
As we started to go up the stairs he began to say things like," If my girlfriend knew I was here she would kill me".
Anyway we get to the room and more or less tear each others clothes off. Hes very egar and its all over within 5 mins.
Hes all appologetic, but no problem theres always the next time, only it becomes obvious that there isnt going to be a next time. He gets a major guilt attack about his g/f and is almost in tears!!
Thing is ive never really known if the guilt attack was genuine or just a cover up!!
We had been chatting on line for a bout a month, when he started begging me to meet him. He seemed nice and made me laugh so I said yes. We arranged a date, time etc and then he cancelled about a week before . Alegedlly he had a cold.
About 2 weeks latter we re arranged. This time we met.
We went into the hotel bar for a drink and he was very nice, smart, funny and charming. He tried to bbok a room and the hotel said they hadnt any ready yet - it was early afternoon. 10 mins latter and they still didnt have the rooms were ready to do it in the hotel lounge!!
Eventually they found us a room, maiinly I think because they realised that if they didnt they would have to throw a bucket of cold water over us.
As we started to go up the stairs he began to say things like," If my girlfriend knew I was here she would kill me".
Anyway we get to the room and more or less tear each others clothes off. Hes very egar and its all over within 5 mins.
Hes all appologetic, but no problem theres always the next time, only it becomes obvious that there isnt going to be a next time. He gets a major guilt attack about his g/f and is almost in tears!!
Thing is ive never really known if the guilt attack was genuine or just a cover up!!
Sex God
Had quite a few disastrous meets - anything from a guy who kissed like a goldfish to ones who let u down 20 mins before, people who were so nervous they got really drunk, the girlfriend of a guy who placed an ad without her knowing texting and ringing me sayin I was having an affair with her man (never met either of them cos I got wary early on)
Also a couple who were odd, she smeared me with cocoa butter cream - took 3 days of washing it 4 times a day to get it out of my hair!!! was agreed how far things might go between us and she kept on pushing for more till I eventually said enough was enough and walked out the room
and there was also the guy who was lovely, hot tub, flash car, etc etc and only wanted to give me oral, wouldn't let me even touch him!! mmmmmmmm
Must admit though the majority of people I've met were absolutely lovely and I look forward to meeting more genuine, friendly people
Also a couple who were odd, she smeared me with cocoa butter cream - took 3 days of washing it 4 times a day to get it out of my hair!!! was agreed how far things might go between us and she kept on pushing for more till I eventually said enough was enough and walked out the room
and there was also the guy who was lovely, hot tub, flash car, etc etc and only wanted to give me oral, wouldn't let me even touch him!! mmmmmmmm
Must admit though the majority of people I've met were absolutely lovely and I look forward to meeting more genuine, friendly people
Sex God
Quote by roger743
a guy who kissed like a goldfish
You mean that's not the right way to do it?
Damn.
Errrrr no lol just kinda doesn't turn me on unfortunately
Can you remember practising kissin when you were much younger lol Oh happy days!!!
Sex God
Yes but somehow we must stop and re-educate them
there's nothing less sexy than a goldfish!
there's nothing less sexy than a goldfish!
Sex God
lol the wash machine!
Funnily enough have had a guy round here to fix my washing machine this morning lol
Funnily enough have had a guy round here to fix my washing machine this morning lol
Sex God
Nope he didn't and I doubt my just got out of bed hair was tempting him
Never mind the guy to service the boiler is due this afternoon sometime
Never mind the guy to service the boiler is due this afternoon sometime
Sex God
Quote by Dave252
You'll have to make sure you've got the dodgey music in the back ground he might get the hint.
what a great idea!!!
Thats if he ever turns up
Sex God
pmsl think I'll make do with a battery powered friend for the rest of the afternoon, seems a lot of hassle just to try and get the boiler serviced!
ANYWAY .........
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Anyone else got any interesting tales??
Quote by dwonderful
Hi all and thank you for letting me join such an intriguing and naughty site.
I thought for my first post I would ask everyone else to participate in a quick survey. The subject of which is "Disasterous Meets That Should Never Be Repeated"
I will kick off:
Had been talking to, lets call her Emma, for ages online. Agreed to meet up when I was working near her in a quiet car park. I turned up about 10mins early, just to make sure I got there, only to find the place was crawling with cars and single men. I pulled up and wondered what was going on (innocent me!). 'Emma' turned up bang on time and pulled in next to me. She looked around at all the single men and quickly got into my car. At this point (still the penny hadnt dropped with me) the whole rabble of men gathered slowly around my car, all acting innocent but watching us like hawks. This made us both feel very uncomfortable (I drive a people carrier which is 90% glass) but we continued to carry on a, albeit stilted, talk. I plucked up the courage to kiss her, just in time to see one of the rabble get his little fella out and start to wank. At this point I guessed we had strayed into a dogging site, but couldnt let go of 'Emma' for fear of upsetting things with her. So we carried on kissing (very nice it was to), with me noticing another couple of men on her side also wanking at the side of my car. She was oblivious to all this and just carried on kissing. When she eventually stopped and composed herself she saw what must have been 4 or 5 men standing just on the other side of her window wanking. She blew a fuse at that point, accused me of 'setting it all up', stormed out of the car (I think the rabble had noticed how upset she was and didnt approach her), drove off and didnt speak to me again.
I dont think I will be quite so niave should the same thing happen again. It was a shame to lose 'Emma' as I think we could have had some fun together.
Now then, who's next?
* * * * END OF HI-JACK * * * *
Anyone else got any interesting tales??
Sex God
Quote by SpiritedAway
Maybe he'd been without sex so long he'd gone halibut ;-)
SA xx
PMSl that really made me laugh
P.s the boiler guy never showed
:( On the subject of disasterous meets....remember? :P My ex-wife and I had a disasterous first swing session. We had a lovely meal at this couples house, she was giving each of us the eye and I could see he was up for it. After a few drinks we decided to pair off and slipped off to adjoining bedrooms. We could hear a lot of noise from the other room and then...nothing.....really quiet....then he turned to me and said 'I wonder what the girls are doing?.....
Is 'wifeswapping' the same thing? First time I tried it I was dead disappointed....I wanted a set of golf clubs for mine!!!!`
At the risk of getting boted out on my first post....I would just like to say 'Hi' to all you other members. Be gentle with me!
Is 'wifeswapping' the same thing? First time I tried it I was dead disappointed....I wanted a set of golf clubs for mine!!!!`
At the risk of getting boted out on my first post....I would just like to say 'Hi' to all you other members. Be gentle with me!
Quote by Cableguy
then he turned to me and said 'I wonder what the girls are doing?.....
Me and wibbly pissed oursens at that one - priceless.
The funniest one I can remember from years ago was..... I'd fancied this girl who frequented a club I worked in for ages, problem was, she always had her younger sister (16) with her. Anyway to cut a long story ... one particular Saturday night she suggested I give her and (groan) her sister a lift home and (wait for it) the parents are away all weekend. Well what was I to do ??? Yip - I did.
After coffee she said she was sleepy and dragged me upstairs, after starting to get down to the business the bedroom door opened and little sis came in saying "I'm not tired" so big sis says well come and join us..
All I can say is that was the first and last time I've had 2 sisters / in the same room / and they were AC/DC. After a couple of hours, I crawled to the car and it drove me home (my mind was elsewhere)....
Keep up the excellent quality of posts people - it brightens the day at times.
Sex God
look!
i think you'll find, that here of all plaices ((( d'ya get it? a plaice is a fish! bit like a goldfish, but bigger! and flatter! ))) being blatantly derogatory about goldfish is entirely the wrong thing to do! but then what would i know! i just hope the goldfish suit wearing twat ain't about! he'll halibut ya, trust me!
as for disastrous meets! well they we're quite good! even the disastrous ones! IMHO!
neil x x x ;-)
i think you'll find, that here of all plaices ((( d'ya get it? a plaice is a fish! bit like a goldfish, but bigger! and flatter! ))) being blatantly derogatory about goldfish is entirely the wrong thing to do! but then what would i know! i just hope the goldfish suit wearing twat ain't about! he'll halibut ya, trust me!
as for disastrous meets! well they we're quite good! even the disastrous ones! IMHO!
neil x x x ;-)
Orgasminator
Quote by dwonderful
But if you consider that a DISASTEROUS meet - well who am I to argue!!
Course he didn't think it was a disasterous meet... he's just showing off!
:lol: :lol: 