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Darkfire
Sex God
wave Hello all!
Another newbie checking in to say Hi!!
I'm Darkfire - single fem ( :scared: don't jump on me lol) 28, bicurious BBW - kinda walking into your forum with an open mind and absorbing info like a sponge right now!
feel a bit rude just lurking around and not saying owt so here I am!!! (waves madly to all :wave: )
I'll get my profile sorted in the next couple of days hopefully and even find the balls to join in a few threads! That's all for now!
Dark xx
Unknown User
:welcome:
Have fun
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by Darkfire
I'm Darkfire - single fem ( :scared: don't jump on me lol) 28, bicurious BBW - kinda walking into your forum with an open mind and absorbing info like a sponge right now!

now you know you don't really mean that wink
welcome to SH Dark wave , enjoy your time here :thumbup:
mr__filth1
Sexpert
Hello hello hello :happy: I'm new around here also...scarey but somewhat exciting :shock:
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
wave Hello all!
Another newbie checking in to say Hi!!
I'm Darkfire - single fem ( :scared: don't jump on me lol) 28, bicurious BBW - kinda walking into your forum with an open mind and absorbing info like a sponge right now!
feel a bit rude just lurking around and not saying owt so here I am!!! (waves madly to all :wave: )
I'll get my profile sorted in the next couple of days hopefully and even find the balls to join in a few threads! That's all for now!
Dark xx

You want to be careful when you find the balls, you don't know who they belonged to before, and make sure you have checked they are clean.. lol :lol:
I'm sure someone will be along to claim them :lol:
BTW hi and welcome
Darkfire
Sex God
biggrin Blimey! I wander off to read another thread and come back to all these lovely posts!
thanks for the welcome folks!
samalvin
Forum Virgin
Hi Darkangel....
Welcome biggrin
JustABloke
Warming the Bed
Quote by Sarah
I'm sure someone will be along to claim them lol

@ Sarah...Ummmmm.... I think they could be mine....I was trying some bigger one's out last night, and I think I put mine down, somewhere round here..... redface surprisedops: :oops:
@ Darkfire.... welcome from another newbie.
Unknown User
Hiya Darkfire
:welcome: and enjoy
goodtimez
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
wave Hello all!
Another newbie checking in to say Hi!!
I'm Darkfire - single fem ( :scared: don't jump on me lol) 28, bicurious BBW - kinda walking into your forum with an open mind and absorbing info like a sponge right now!
feel a bit rude just lurking around and not saying owt so here I am!!! (waves madly to all :wave: )
I'll get my profile sorted in the next couple of days hopefully and even find the balls to join in a few threads! That's all for now!
Dark xx

You want to be careful when you find the balls, you don't know who they belonged to before, and make sure you have checked they are clean.. lol :lol:
I'm sure someone will be along to claim them :lol:
BTW hi and welcome
And maybe even freshly shaven, Miss ???
Welcome to the asylum Darkfire
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Dambuster
And maybe even freshly shaven, Miss ???

Yes please lol your place or mine :lol:
(hijack over sorry)
Darkfire
Sex God
:twisted:
Welcome to the asylum Darkfire

ahhhh so I did come to the right place then!?! phew!
Suze43
Casanova
:welcome: hope u have lots of fun!!
Suze xx
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
And maybe even freshly shaven, Miss ???

Yes please lol your place or mine :lol:
(hijack over sorry)
Yours - tomorrow ? wink
Quote by Darkfire
cheers Steph, I'm sure they will (gob like a fog horn me lol :gagged: )

Wide, deep and loud ???????
kazswallows
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
You want to be careful when you find the balls, you don't know who they belonged to before, and make sure you have checked they are clean.. lol :lol:
I'm sure someone will be along to claim them :lol:
BTW hi and welcome

As long as she doesnt go looking in the lost and found cupboard at SH towers, those balls have cobwebs on them :uhoh:
Hi and welcome to SH, you'll be addicted before you realise it :lol: :lol:
kaz xx
Unknown User
hey hows it going welcome !!!!
S+V
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by kazswallows

You want to be careful when you find the balls, you don't know who they belonged to before, and make sure you have checked they are clean.. lol :lol:
I'm sure someone will be along to claim them :lol:
BTW hi and welcome

As long as she doesnt go looking in the lost and found cupboard at SH towers, those balls have cobwebs on them :uhoh:
Hi and welcome to SH, you'll be addicted before you realise it :lol: :lol:
kaz xx
So that is whereyou have been, poking around in Mark's lost and found cupboard :lol: :lol:
Dino
Sex God
Hiya n welcome wave
Unknown User
Quote by Darkfire
Dambuster wrote
Wide, deep and loud ???????

LMAO know what ya meant really - still working on the double-jointed jaw luv, but i'll get there in the end :twisted:
:scared: bolt
That's it - I'm outta here before Dark can do the double-jointed jaw snake thing and eat men whole.
:scared: :bolt:
Darkfire
Sex God
:silly:
been here 5 mins and suddenly it aint me who's scared anymore :shock:
rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Darkfire
:silly:
been here 5 mins and suddenly it aint me who's scared anymore :shock:
rotflmao

lol its just like a nut house in here wink
Mr goodtimez
SmokingMuff
Sexlightened
Welcome Darkfire. I can see that you are enjoying being here.
the__dukes1
Sexpert
Only joined yesterday myself, we must have all been looking at it at the same time in the Notts area. Still learning it myself but it looks like fun, still haven't worked out everything yet. Mind you I can only just work a computer.
xx The dukes
Missy
Sex God
Hiya Darkfire wave
Welcome to SH - no need for advice, cos judging by the way you've settled in so far, you're gonna be here for some time to come :bounce:
Hiya Jessie :wave: Big warm welcome to you too, don't worry about yer puter, just give it a kick now and again confused dunno
Have fun! :happy:
DreamerHelen
Sex God
Welcome Darkfire!! Its nice to have you here..... biggrin
Don't forget to check out Lets Meet Up for details of meets and Munches near to you (or not so near to you if you like to travel) once you have been here for a little while and have felt your way around.....
I hope you find whatever it is that you're looking for here....