I have never thought of myself as being double-jointed but I seem to get my foot in my mouth more often than most.
So if I accidentally insult you or break the rules please show some mercy 
, as I am a shy introvert who’s led a very very sheltered life. :bs: : I am coming to the who am I bit:
As an adrenalin junky it never ceases to amaze the wife that I managed to reach 50 in one piece. God (sorry no offence) we have had some bl**dy good times along the way, including back b4 this electronic age when publications like Rend****ou were the only way of meeting other swingers. This time the wife is not coming out to play - yet,
however I am pretty certain that will change when she sees what she is missing out on. In the meantime I have been given permission to enjoy myself both here and in the flesh. :happy: :happy: As a salesman, and proud of it, I have to earn trust and respect so here in the community why should it be any different. I accept I am going to have to come to you, join in, make the effort, certainly make mistakes along the way but hey that's life. Eventually make a lot of new friends have a load of laughs then maybe someone will shag my brains out. So you won’t find an ad just yet as I have not earn't your trust and respect. Having said that (here comes the plug) if you want to take a flyer on a st8 male comfortable with anything from 1on1 to groups, also available daytimes throughout N,S,E and W Yorkshire say hello.
So thank you for getting this far, I had better rap it up b4 you get bored and I very much look forward to banter in the forums, munchies (when I have earn't my wings) and of course sex. After all that's the reason for being here whether its talking, watching or doing it must be fun.
Thanks hope to see you around. PR.
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