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sercher01
Sex God
This is for the Newbie single guy’s
I have been reading a lot of posts recently by single men who obviously think that this site is a “quick shag site”
Well! Ive got news for you “its not!”
Ive been on here now for about a year
Im a single guy
Now allow me to point a few things out
It took me 4 months of posting in here before I got my first meet with a very special lady .who was then kind enough to take me to my first munch (room 405) where I met some really nice people and had a great time ( no sex was involved)
It seems to me that you single guy’s that bitch about not getting answers from e-mail’s or not getting to meet anyone ,have the wrong attitude
You don’t just “pay your money and take your pick” lads
You have to work at it
Be nice , be polite ,have a giggle , join in the banter
And when people get to know you they will want to meet you
You don’t just walk up to someone in a pub an say “ fancy a shag”
Ether her or her boy friend will slap you
So! To summarise
Be nice
Be funny
Be polite
Be patient
Be friends
Hope this helps
If ive missed anything feel free to add it
Any questions ?
wink
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
If ive missed anything feel free to add it

You forgot to add the bit about posting a picture of your cock in a pint glass rotflmao
other than that mate :thumbup:
sercher01
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
If ive missed anything feel free to add it

You forgot to add the bit about posting a picture of your cock in a pint glass rotflmao
other than that mate :thumbup:
bugger new id forget something :doh: :rotflmao:
lilnfil
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
If ive missed anything feel free to add it

You forgot to add the bit about posting a picture of your cock in a pint glass rotflmao
other than that mate :thumbup:
i'm sure lil said something about trick photography :grin:
fil wink
btw sercher she says are you going to wigan,fuck knows why she wants to know rolleyes
Sarah
Sex God
You forgot the bit about jaw dropping moments............
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce:
sercher01
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
You forgot the bit about jaw dropping moments............
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce:

wink its all coming out now :shock:
this thread is to help the single guys not send them running in fear rolleyes :wink:
36openminded
Orgasminator
Quote by sercher01
This is for the Newbie single guy’s...

Southern single guys: ignore this and all the other advice on this site. Come on, you're smart and you know it's a waste of time - just go back to your night clubs.
>1000s of single men cancel their accounts.... haha, 36's plan to have all the couples and single females in the south to himself has started well :twisted: <
Jas_Tim
Sex God
I'd forgotten how funny that was lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
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Darkfire
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
It took me 4 months of posting in here before I got my first meet with a very special lady .who was then kind enough to take me to my first munch (room 405) where I met some really nice people and had a great time ( no sex was involved)
wink

Sercher, I'm sorry to butt in on your parade, but I cant let this bit pass without a comment redface I know personally that this isnt what you meant and the circumstances of you attending your first munch were not as follows...... but....
One of my bigpet hates in this scene is the 'success by association' brigade - those who 'attach' themselves to others (particularly single fems) to get a 'foot in the door/ leg up the ladder/ free meal ticket, call it what you will. (excuse the single guy bashing for a mo, this also applies to fems, although imo its rare, the fems tend to 'make it on their own' for obvious reasons). .... Those who 'latch on' to others in order to 'get themselves known' because they cant be bothered/ are not inclined to put the effort in & so strike up 'friendships' and use others with the aimof becoming 'known' by association rather than doing the legwork mad
If I could add one tip to those you've already given Sercher, it would be, 'dont do it' cos once sussed, there's no quicker way to alienate yourself :kick:
Unknown User
Quote by 36openminded
This is for the Newbie single guy’s...

Southern single guys: ignore this and all the other advice on this site. Come on, you're smart and you know it's a waste of time - just go back to your night clubs.
>1000s of single men cancel their accounts.... haha, 36's plan to have all the couples and single females in the south to himself has started well :twisted: <
how dare you say that? lol theres not enough of them down here as it is.
Louise xx sad
sercher01
Sex God
totaly agree Dark thats why i sed post loads first so you get known
as Dark has pointed out living of someone else's rep is not a good think and will end in tears
be your self
this way people get a better insite into you as a person
then when you meet them they will say " your just as i imagened"
i think thats what happened to me?? pmfls wink
Darkfire
Sex God
no Sercher hun, you entered into the world of the magnificent 7 and lived to tell the tale. Instant credibility rotflmao
sercher01
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
no Sercher hun, you entered into the world of the magnificent 7 and lived to tell the tale. Instant credibility rotflmao

so tell the story for the Newbie singal guy's and name the 7
then lets see if they stil think this is a "quick shag site" wink
Unknown User
well said about newbe's we are doggers i have been for over 20 years and Lou my girl fried for about 6 years, we only put on a show we are always in the car and every one gets a good show. However, you get the dick head who think every woman in a car is up for a shag, NO NO NO they are not, you keep your hands off unless you are asked and that is not often, so guy's new and old it's the ladies game they call the tune not YOU
so we said every one atleast there are some guy's that know the rules
Mike
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Nice one Sercher. :thumbup:
However I do believe that you've been slightly selfish here and held a few of your personal top tips back to keep your edge.
In the interests of fairness, I'm going to reveal 2 of Sercher's secrets
Sercher's secrets No.1 - it helps to have a massive weapon

bolt
sercher01
Sex God
:doh: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
why oh why did i start this wink
36openminded
Orgasminator
Quote by Darkfire
One of my big pet hates in this scene is the 'success by association' brigade - those who 'attach' themselves to others (particularly single fems) to get a 'foot in the door/ leg up the ladder/ free meal ticket, call it what you will. (excuse the single guy bashing for a mo, this also applies to fems, although imo its rare, the fems tend to 'make it on their own' for obvious reasons ). .... Those who 'latch on' to others in order to 'get themselves known' because they cant be bothered/ are not inclined to put the effort in & so strike up 'friendships' and use others with the aim of becoming 'known' by association rather than doing the legwork mad
If I could add one tip to those you've already given Sercher, it would be, 'dont do it' cos once sussed, there's no quicker way to alienate yourself :kick:

I'm trying to learn from others mistakes by reading these forums - so when I see somebody reporting one of their pet hates and I don't understand what they mean I feel I should say something. So: sorry but I don't get it sad
Unknown User
I've noticed guys on here moaning about the lack of action for them blah blah rolleyes :roll:
And have and will continue to stick in there as there's plenty of fems/cpls looking for extra males biggrin :D
They've just gotta be patient cool
_Darth_
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
Ive got news for you “its not!”
Ive been on here now for about a year
Im a single guy
Now allow me to point a few things out
It took me 4 months of posting in here before I got my first meet
You don’t just “pay your money and take your pick” lads
You have to work at it
And when people get to know you they will want to meet you
You don’t just walk up to someone in a pub an say “ fancy a shag”
Ether her or her boy friend will slap you
So! To summarise
Be nice
Be funny
Be polite
Be patient
Be friends
Any questions ?
wink

Not again!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
This really is another tedious, dull, boring, look at me thread about the only way "we"do things round here.
What you are doing is called "my way or the highway" or "single transferable solution"
It means that you think that there is only one way of doing things and is typical of some of the solely based forum munch bunch.
Of the hundreds of thousands of people who use this site what on earth makes you think that many, all or any of them want to go about things the same way as you do? What works for you doesn't work or appeal to others.
What about clubbers for a start, do they get you to fill in a questionairre before you engage? No! Are they interested in your Nans dog or your daughters fookin pony riding lessons?
There are thousands of couples and singles who are looking for meets on this site and many others who are not particularly interested in 95% of you other than if, when and where you can meet and what your interests are. Doggers - explain that one!!
There's plenty of people who wouldn't want you or I as a friend, they need to know if you're sexy, easy to get on with and if you walk the walk or not. I, and many others like me haven't got the time or inclination to spend hours wading through reams of mails wanting to know your best joke, wage, political leanings or any other information you might think is interesting but would bore the crap out of me.
For alot of people, I didn't say all (and that's the point) all we need to know is if you're sexy, wether you're fanciable, meet certain criteria and if you'd like to meet or waste my time and yours. Of course there are horses for courses and everyone is different but what there isn't is one way i.e. the sercher way of meeting people on here for sex.
What you have done, and several people before you and, no doubt several after you is met some people and feel piously righteous enough to tell everyone the closely guarded secrets of "the way".
There are women and men who want a quick shag, you can meet them, they post on here, the last minute adds? DUH!!!! go figure!
You might be better considering this, in the minisculey (sp) small corner of the internet that you occupy, in your tiny haven of friends that maybe make you feel secure, there is a huge concophony of millions of other people who have never heard of you or your "way", a few moments of self reflection may help you to see that we're not all quite like you and we're not all hoping to judge our success or failure by your own self deluding standards. Blinkered cossyness is crap, diversity is wonderfull in my "humble" opinion.
I was going to go on about how I detest the whiney newbie This site don't work posts and the corresponding oldie Take my sage advice ... single male ... numbers against you ... work at it ... stand out ... grovel, grovel type posts ... which would probably piss a load of people off ...
But ... You know something? I couldn't put it better than you have ... so I concur!
cool
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
The thing is, what works for one person may not work for another person. Some people do really well from just using the forums alone, others by attending socials, others by using the chat rooms and others by using photo ads, plus a thousand different ways which I have not got the time or room to list.
We are all different, and all want different things, and in my humble opinion (sorry Scandal) wink I think that we should all try different ways till we find a way that fits our own personality.
You also have to remember that sometimes, the females, couples and the guys want something different, and a long term forum friend is not always the answer to tonights naughty lust, sometimes 'stanger sex' is the answer, others it is the 'friend' you chat to.
fabio
Sex God
i was going to say something quite enligtened for a change... but scandal and NWC has beaten me too it...
if there was a hundred percent fullproof method i think we would have sussed it by now.... and if everyone did everything to same way my god life would be boring!!!!
i have seen enough ads in the photo's section... and enough people in the chatroom advertise to know when people think that it isn't a quick shag site..... it is a quick shag site for some... and if it works for them... so be it......
might not be the way you or i do it..... but such is life....
easy
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Nice one Sercher. :thumbup:
However I do believe that you've been slightly selfish here and held a few of your personal top tips back to keep your edge.
In the interests of fairness, I'm going to reveal 2 of Sercher's secrets
Sercher's secrets No.1 - it helps to have a massive weapon

Sercher's secrets No.2 - Explore new boundaries. Don't be afraid to try new things

bolt

FPMSL!!!!!!
Unknown User
Quote by sercher01
This is for the Newbie single guy’s
I have been reading a lot of posts recently by single men who obviously think that this site is a “quick shag site”
Well! Ive got news for you “its not!”
Ive been on here now for about a year
Im a single guy
Now allow me to point a few things out
It took me 4 months of posting in here before I got my first meet with a very special lady .who was then kind enough to take me to my first munch (room 405) where I met some really nice people and had a great time ( no sex was involved)
It seems to me that you single guy’s that bitch about not getting answers from e-mail’s or not getting to meet anyone ,have the wrong attitude
You don’t just “pay your money and take your pick” lads
You have to work at it
Be nice , be polite ,have a giggle , join in the banter
And when people get to know you they will want to meet you
You don’t just walk up to someone in a pub an say “ fancy a shag”
Ether her or her boy friend will slap you
So! To summarise
Be nice
Be funny
Be polite
Be patient
Be friends
Hope this helps
If ive missed anything feel free to add it
Any questions ?
wink

Bloody good for you sercher! I'm right behind you.. (well not literally lol) boink We're about to meet our first single male and he is polite, respectful and not pushy... can't wait! redface
Unknown User
Quote by fabio grooverider
i was going to say something quite enligtened for a change... but scandal and NWC has beaten me too it...
if there was a hundred percent fullproof method i think we would have sussed it by now.... and if everyone did everything to same way my god life would be boring!!!!
i have seen enough ads in the photo's section... and enough people in the chatroom advertise to know when people think that it isn't a quick shag site..... it is a quick shag site for some... and if it works for them... so be it......
might not be the way you or i do it..... but such is life....

passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: hope you're feeling much better xxxx
sercher01
Sex God
Hmm!
Bad searcher smackbottom bad searcher :smackbottom: for putting you thoughts into words then posting them in the forum!
But on a more Sirius note scandal has a point
There are so many different types (if that’s the word) in the swinging community
Ergo there are so many different ways of approaching people
This, as has been pointed out is the one that worked for me and I think the one that is most excepted by the community as a hole (imo)
This way people get to know who you are and find out if they like you before they meet you
However as scandal has stated some do not need this information they just want sex with a sexy person
At a guess I would say about 15/20% of us are like that
And reading this thread I see a lot of people agreeing with what iv said
Again as scandal has said there are different ways of doing things its just that this is how it happened in my case and I like to think it could work for others ?
i hope this thread is helping the newbie single guy's wink
Firelizard
Sex God
I was just replying to a post that was on here and has disappeared, but have decided I will post what I was going to say anyway.
The gist of the post was that the advice of posting in the forums and getting known etc is well worn and where is the proof that it actually works.
Obviously I can only speak for me and Stormy but we have been avid forum readers and posters since joining and have only been to one munch and one private BBQ so we hav'nt overdone the social side of things, but as a direct result of posting, chatting in the forum chat room and using our instincs we have met 3 lovely ladies (not all at once obviously smile )
The`reason it works for us this way is that we need to know abit about a person before we have sex with them as we can't just be dispassionate about sex we have discovered. Like it or not we do form a little bond with the people we play with and the forum helps us with that enormously.
Love
FIRE xx
northwest____cpl
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
This, as has been pointed out is the one that worked for me and I think the one that is most excepted by the community as a hole (imo)
This way people get to know who you are and find out if they like you before they meet you

That is the way that might be accepted by the regular posters in the cafe forum in this website. I only have about 1300 posts over 3 years - not much. I am roughly in the top 100 posters on this site. That is a minute proportion of the membership of this site. We do not know what is being arranged through the photo ads or by whisper in the chat rooms. The "cafe way" to success in swinging seems to be a long drawn out process that has limited returns if you are here for sex with a number of different people. There are probably more people playing on a Saturday in Chameleons than have reached 1000 posts here, and many of those will have never logged in to Swinging Heaven.
sercher01
Sex God
errrr! so what your all trying to say is "sercher your wrong" :shock:
ok! was only trying to help
sorry redface