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Newcomer...bit nervous!
Plenty, tell us a little about yourself, what your interests are, have a look through the threads in the forums and make some posts if you wish.
Just try and get to know a few people and let us get to know you. You will soon be one of us
:lol: (Don't know if thats a good thing or bad, but the fun is in finding out 
)
Oh and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven, and everything in here :lol: :lol:
Just try and get to know a few people and let us get to know you. You will soon be one of us
:lol: (Don't know if thats a good thing or bad, but the fun is in finding out )Oh and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven, and everything in here :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Hi and :welcome: from me. I hope you enjoy it in here - just take your time, browse through the threads and get a feel of the place.
Mike.
Mike.
Orgasminator
You are in so just make yourself at home.
Tea or coffee?
Tea or coffee?
Sex God
Hi and welcome - u don't need to post an ad if u don't want to.
Just join in with the madness lol
Just join in with the madness lol
Warming the Bed
From one newbie to another, it's fun in here. Hope to see you at some of the munchies.
Bazza x
Bazza x
Quote by Scandal
Any tips or advice before I start?
Never shake a bottle of brown sauce without the lid on.
OMG an ex of mine did that once .................. salad cream at an 18th birthday party of my cousin. Her parents had just had an oil painting done of her and he covered this pic .... we were mortified :shock:
C x
BTW Hi escherchick
Orgasminator
Quote by Sexysteph
Or should that be your panties on the floor
She was wearing some when she came?
What a prude.
Sex God
Welcome to the site. Feel free to write as much or as little as you feel comfortable with. Give people a chance to get to know you and you will get to know some nutty people in here. they aren't a bad bunch really :twisted:
An ad isn't compulsory but it is a good way of letting others know a wee bit about you.
Have fun :twisted:
G & D x
An ad isn't compulsory but it is a good way of letting others know a wee bit about you.
Have fun :twisted:
G & D x
Sex God
hi n welcome no rush , just sit back n enjoy , join in when you want and feel free to take the piss out of scandal anytime you like 
no rush , just sit back n enjoy , join in when you want and feel free to take the piss out of scandal anytime you like Quote by Calista
Any tips or advice before I start?
Never shake a bottle of brown sauce without the lid on.
OMG an ex of mine did that once .................. salad cream at an 18th birthday party of my cousin. Her parents had just had an oil painting done of her and he covered this pic .... we were mortified :shock:
C x
BTW Hi escherchick
I notice he became an ex-friend :lol: , just as well he wasn't near your white settee as well, or he might have become a head-pulled-off friend
Its sure looks fantastic for doing naughty things on it, does it sponge clean??
Sex God
:welcome: escherchick. Just get to know people on here for a while - it's a lot of fun and it's the best way to start safely.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Welcome to the mad house!!
Do I need to post an ad, or can I wait for a while?
Well I have been here for a while now and I have never had an ad!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:I would wait if I were you
:lol:
you put up an ad sarge and the rest of us guys mays as well pack our cocks away for the duration
then again...................................... who would want a boob stealer cummin around :P
probably everybody
/me goes off on a boob hunt
escherchick :welcome: hun to the 1st place you will cum every day and the last place you will cum every night
:swingingchair: Heaven
sit back, relax have a
/me produces a bottle of Baileys. We may seem :crazy: but we are a real 
crowd :D 