News of the World...............Yawn!

28 Mar 2005

So yet another expose of a swingers' club in the weekly sad rag! This time Utopia!
Shock and horror, their reporters found that couples were having sex in a large house built in Cromwell's days! What would Cromwell have thought, they ask their readers!
Well, I guess like any guy he would have been well and truley up for it himself!
Oh come on, please give us some news!!!!!!!!!!

28 Mar 2005

Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Oh come on, please give us some news!!!!!!!!!!

If it's news you're after, I suggest you buy a real newspaper and not that sad scandal rag rolleyes

Lets face it, NOTW only rakes over old coals week after week. I know that and I have never even bought a copy :!: confused

Tracy-Jayne

28 Mar 2005

I gave up on newspapers yonks ago as I got fed up with all those ink marks across me face.
At the end of the day consenting go somewhere for sex WOW.
I reckon those reporters are jealous. biggrin

28 Mar 2005

Hmmmm... i'm sure my brother but that loo roll yesterday, i think i'll go and have a nose
Jiggle

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Jiggle
Hmmmm... i'm sure my brother but that loo roll yesterday, i think i'll go and have a nose
Jiggle

Yes we use to have the News of the World.......but found that Andrex was still better in the long run......you pay for what you get!

28 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
puppies on a roll :happy: :happy: :happy:

You old softy you!!

28 Mar 2005

Don't worry "Mums the word !!"

28 Mar 2005

well reading it I guess the club will be full to the rafters from now on. It read more like an advert, than anything else. It said couples pleasuring themselves in the pool, people feeling each other in jaccuzi and people having sex in the rooms....now then where is it again I'm on my way.

28 Mar 2005

"Pleasuring themselves in the pool". How boring. Would much rather someone do it for me lol

28 Mar 2005

Well frankly I'm shocked and appalled!!!! Consenting adults having sex with each other????? How DARE they!!!! Oliver Cromwell would be turning in his grave!!! (probably finding a good wank position lol

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28 Mar 2005

To Be honest with you lot Cromwell men were probably having sex with loads of young maidens as well.
So its good to keep on a tradition.
MikeC

28 Mar 2005

perhaps they could combine the swinging and the historical aspect . It would make an interesting TV concept " Antique Fuckfest Roadshow" or " Thigh High Boot Sale Challenge" maybe " Flog It" for the more kinky antique officianado.

28 Mar 2005

Quote by sheffieldfun4two
So yet another expose of a swingers' club in the weekly sad rag! This time Utopia!
Shock and horror, their reporters found that couples were having sex in a large house built in Cromwell's days! What would Cromwell have thought, they ask their readers!
Well, I guess like any guy he would have been well and truley up for it himself!
Oh come on, please give us some news!!!!!!!!!!

If it's that bad (and you KNOW it is) why keep buying it dunno

28 Mar 2005

Didn't read the article but the one and only time we went to utopia we nearly fell asleep with boredom lol

Somtimes I wonder whether these exposes are infact a bit of free advertising for these clubs. As someone wrote read like an ad. rolleyes

29 Mar 2005

Quote by seagull69
Didn't read the article but the one and only time we went to utopia we nearly fell asleep with boredom Somtimes I wonder whether these exposes are infact a bit of free advertising for these clubs. As someone wrote read like an ad.

I wonder if owners around the country are ringing the NOTW to tell of their outrage of a swingers club they 'know nearby'. Lovely way to get free advertsing, not sure its the right clientele they should be aiming for though, place will be all reporters and no swingers :lol:
BTW Wouldn't the reporters be easy to indentify by their camera, old mac, and hat with 'press' on the band wink

29 Mar 2005

I went out on Sunday and got chatting to the bar manager of Utopia - he told me some interesting stories and apparently hes the guy in the pic in the News of the World!!

29 Mar 2005

Quote by LordZenx
Didn't read the article but the one and only time we went to utopia we nearly fell asleep with boredom Somtimes I wonder whether these exposes are infact a bit of free advertising for these clubs. As someone wrote read like an ad.

I wonder if owners around the country are ringing the NOTW to tell of their outrage of a swingers club they 'know nearby'. Lovely way to get free advertsing, not sure its the right clientele they should be aiming for though, place will be all reporters and no swingers :lol:
BTW Wouldn't the reporters be easy to indentify by their camera, old mac, and hat with 'press' on the band wink

The problem with these articles is that they might just attract sex tourist ie people that just want to go and have a look to see what the fuss is about. To be honest if our favourite club ended up in the press we would probably stop going. :cry:

29 Mar 2005

When I was in the forces it was always called "THE NEWS OF THE SCREWS" its good for wiping your feet on though.
:taz: Have attached TAZ 'cause I can, he bears not relevance to this thread !

13 Apr 2005

it would be good if clubs made you sign a no photos no publicty document on entry
then journalists would not be able to muck rake over things

13 Apr 2005

Quote by SXBOY
it would be good if clubs made you sign a no photos no publicty document on entry
then journalists would not be able to muck rake over things

I thought most clubs didn't allow cameras (Without express permission) confused

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I presumed the pics were taken via a hidden camera, so theres nothing the clubs can do about it (Sadly)