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Quote by Angel Chat
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Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
It's not Pan, it was inspired by Herpes:smug:
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I think you enjoy my spanking you Alex!! rotflmao I had to scroll up quickly to double check I hadn't actually typed that redface lol :lol:
Sorry AC, it was called the 'Piper', it was based on Pan and designed by Wolff Olins. It supposedyl depicts 2 figures, one speaking, the other listening (can't see it myself though.)
Now can I have a spanking too?
Alright then lets call her China cos she has Wings but shes mostly armless.

If you look at only the red portions of the logo, it's someone listening hard to hear something that's being drowned out by a blue twat with a trumpet, symbolising the crossed line. The missing foot symbolises the wobbliness of the organisation, while the forked tongue is indicative of the difference between their sales force's promises and the bills you actually get.
Quote by marmalaid
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Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
It's not Pan, it was inspired by Herpes:smug:
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I think you enjoy my spanking you Alex!! rotflmao I had to scroll up quickly to double check I hadn't actually typed that redface lol :lol:
Sorry AC, it was called the 'Piper', it was based on Pan and designed by Wolff Olins. It supposedyl depicts 2 figures, one speaking, the other listening (can't see it myself though.)
Now can I have a spanking too?
You don't get a spanking because you asked for one, and I got my info from the BT website.... It won't let me copy and paste so hopefully this link will work :P
and it says where the inspiration came from I can be just as padantic as you can Chris flipa
My observations on it are:
it has no ears and therefore cannot listen
It has no eyes to read with
It has no arms to assist with any form of communication
Makes it out to be pretty dumb, don't you think?
Mal
Quote by Mister_Discreet

If you look at only the red portions of the logo, it's someone listening hard to hear something that's being drowned out by a blue twat with a trumpet, symbolising the crossed line. The missing foot symbolises the wobbliness of the organisation, while the forked tongue is indicative of the difference between their sales force's promises and the bills you actually get.

Ok, I got it now, also if you look at the solid squiggly red line that is one of the arms and legs it looks like a snake.
Quote by Mal
My observations on it are:
it has no ears and therefore cannot listen
It has no eyes to read with
It has no arms to assist with any form of communication
Makes it out to be pretty dumb, don't you think?
Mal

It just has a huge fucking knob :shock:
A great interpretation of swingers from a bunch of busnessmens angle confused
Thanks guys! sad
I'm sure she's in some sort of sexual position! wink
LC
Quote by Missy
My observations on it are:
it has no ears and therefore cannot listen
It has no eyes to read with
It has no arms to assist with any form of communication
Makes it out to be pretty dumb, don't you think?
Mal

It just has a huge fucking knob :shock:
A great interpretation of swingers from a bunch of busnessmens angle confused
Thanks guys! sad
Ooops!! redface
forgot to add it doesn't have a mouth to assist with communication either!
Mal
Quote by Missy
My observations on it are:
it has no ears and therefore cannot listen
It has no eyes to read with
It has no arms to assist with any form of communication
Makes it out to be pretty dumb, don't you think?
Mal

It just has a huge fucking knob :shock:
A great interpretation of swingers from a bunch of busnessmens angle confused
Thanks guys! sad
Wow how to turn something nice into something really negative! I don't think it's a knob, I think it's a bended thigh, ie (s)he is in a crouched position and the "huge knob" is actually it's leg dunno
Quote by Mal
My observations on it are:
it has no ears and therefore cannot listen
It has no eyes to read with
It has no arms to assist with any form of communication
Makes it out to be pretty dumb, don't you think?
Mal

It just has a huge fucking knob :shock:
A great interpretation of swingers from a bunch of busnessmens angle confused
Thanks guys! sad
Ooops!! redface
forgot to add it doesn't have a mouth to assist with communication either!
Mal
Wouldn't worry about it Mal, it looks like it has a backside to talk out of rolleyes
Quote by Angel Chat
You don't get a spanking because you asked for one, and I got my info from the BT website.... It won't let me copy and paste so hopefully this link will work :P
hover over the Hermes logo and it says where the inspiration came from,. I can be just as padantic as you can Chris flipa

I thank you for your proof, thanks for taking the time to teach me a new fact :rose:
Can I have a spanking now then biggrin
Quote by marmalaid
You don't get a spanking because you asked for one, and I got my info from the BT website.... It won't let me copy and paste so hopefully this link will work :P
hover over the Hermes logo, and it says where the inspiration came from,/url]. I can be just as padantic as you can Chris flipa

I thank you for your proof, thanks for taking the time to teach me a new fact :rose:
Can I have a spanking now then biggrin
Only if you teach me how to link things without showing the whole address and therefore stretching the page to a mile long redface surprisedops:
i think it looks sweet!!!!
so how about we call it Loucie??????
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
i think it looks sweet!!!!
so how about we call it Loucie??????
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If they do that she'll have to have a boob job and from the precarious position she's sitting in, she's gonna fall over :lol2: bolt
Quote by Angel Chat
You don't get a spanking because you asked for one, and I got my info from the BT website.... It won't let me copy and paste so hopefully this link will work :P
hover over the Hermes logo and it says where the inspiration came from,. I can be just as padantic as you can Chris flipa

I thank you for your proof, thanks for taking the time to teach me a new fact :rose:
Can I have a spanking now then biggrin
Only if you teach me how to link things without showing the whole address and therefore stretching the page to a mile long redface surprisedops:
Oops, sorry, I made a booboo on that one too.
Right, my place or yours! :D
(Just quote this and have a look at the and that'll show you.)
Quote by marmalaid
You don't get a spanking because you asked for one, and I got my info from the BT website.... It won't let me copy and paste so hopefully this link will work :P
hover over the Hermes logo and it says where the inspiration came from,. I can be just as padantic as you can Chris flipa

I thank you for your proof, thanks for taking the time to teach me a new fact :rose:
Can I have a spanking now then biggrin
Only if you teach me how to link things without showing the whole address and therefore stretching the page to a mile long redface surprisedops:
Oops, sorry, I made a booboo on that one too.
Right, my place or yours! :D
(Just quote this and have a look at the and that'll show you.)
ok first post edited now :thumbup: Never mind my place or yours, smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: that'll keep you going til my wrist's better lol
lets have a poll...we wanna see what the top guys look like....
if they refuse.....we send angel chat round to sort em :shock: biggrin :D :D
Quote by dargento
lets have a poll...we wanna see what the top guys look like....
if they refuse.....we send angel chat round to sort em :shock: biggrin :D :D

You really think they'd cope dargento?
Mind you, it's been a while, maybe the 4 of them is just what I need :rascal: :lol2:
no......angel........i was only joking..........i erm.......think they may....erm
martin & co.............................rrruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Quote by dargento
lets have a poll...we wanna see what the top guys look like....
if they refuse.....we send angel chat round to sort em :shock: biggrin :D :D

Maybe the Symbios boys could appear on the 2006 SH calendar. I would actually quite like to see a pic of Mrs Martin in her ridding boots ! ! !
Quote by Mister_Discreet

If you look at only the red portions of the logo, it's someone listening hard to hear something that's being drowned out by a blue twat with a trumpet, symbolising the crossed line. The missing foot symbolises the wobbliness of the organisation, while the forked tongue is indicative of the difference between their sales force's promises and the bills you actually get.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It appears it was based on Hermes the messenger not Pan, and I got soooo confused reading through this thread, cos I couldn't work out if people were taking the wee out of Hermes or our Wendy the SH Angel :shock:
Compared to Hermes she looks pretty good smile
No comment about the logo rolleyes but do like the sig Martin M.
Do you practice what you preach? If so does that mean you snowball lol :lol:
Quote by Martin_M
Its not so bad, I get to watch her ride regularly, I also get to see her get dominent with a whip. And as if that is not good enough I get to look at her in these long long leather boots!
Lifes not that bad confused:

I think your a closet swinger just waiting to come out rolleyes
Why do have visions of Borg when the SH ladies are on a roll "Resistance is futile"
I have visions of Elliot, Steve, Martin etc. at one of blues parties before long tied up, blindfolded and playing one of Mal's party games.
:twisted: :twisted:
Good luck guys. cool
Quote by rogerthedragon
Why do have visions of Borg when the SH ladies are on a roll "Resistance is futile"
I have visions of Elliot, Steve, Martin etc. at one of blues parties before long tied up, blindfolded and playing one of Mal's party games.
:twisted: :twisted:
Good luck guys. cool

Funny, you should mention that roger! biggrin I had a dream similar to that the other night.... or was it a flashback??? confused dunno
:bounce:
le' me at 'em....... le' me at 'em
kiss
Gem. x
Quote by little gem
Why do have visions of Borg when the SH ladies are on a roll "Resistance is futile"
I have visions of Elliot, Steve, Martin etc. at one of blues parties before long tied up, blindfolded and playing one of Mal's party games.
:twisted: :twisted:
Good luck guys. cool

Has no-one told the management that attendance at Blue's parties is obligatory then? :eeek:
Mark must have forgotten to point out that bit in the small print!
Quote by Sexysteph
Ain't Martin Bringing some new crops to be tried out???????
Martin be afraid ---- be very afraid.....

Especially if Judy gets her hands on one! :twisted:
I can feel a thread coming on........
New admins broken into scene by crop weilding tranny as they beg and plead for more! :rascal:
lol Yeah...... can I watch!??? :twisted:
kiss
Gem. x
martin must be thinking along about now..............
FFS every other site we run has normal human beings.....
theyre phsycotic devil bitches from hell............
and the women are even worse biggrin