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Sarah
Sex God
All this is well and good
But are we getting discount off riding crops from the associated company?????????
Mrs Martin, get online and introduce yourself please..................just kick him off the keyboard!
MadMax
Orgasminator
biggrin Ok firstly the avitar is not meant to have arms.... it has wings instead, and it did not look right with both
Secondly my Mrs does like this site a lot, she spends her surfing time between here and the hoof and hound
Thirdly you are right about the smell
And lastly no one should play party games with me as I always win rolleyes
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Right i have a complained.......i had to make 1000 posts to get a full purple bar.......how come Martin has one and he has only done 37 posts.......it just ain't fair i tell yeah!!

he bought it
:laughabove:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Martin_M
biggrin Ok firstly the avitar is not meant to have arms.... it has wings instead, and it did not look right with both
Secondly my Mrs does like this site a lot, she spends her surfing time between here and the hoof and hound
Thirdly you are right about the smell
And lastly no one should play party games with me as I always win rolleyes

You need to go to a munch and play games with Chris (Marmalaid)
Who drew the logo?
Unknown User
Quote by Martin_M
Peeps have kept asking if they can share them, as this community is all about sharing them who are we to refuse.....
lol

Only one thing worries me Martin - why have you got a female avatar?
Is there something you wish to share with us? rolleyes
MadMax
Orgasminator
Ok with regard to all our e-commerce stuff ,horse bits included I am afraid that they no longer take orders. The equestrian sites were for my wife as she is well into horses. It saves me a load of cash though as she can get all her stuff at trade price.
Having said that if you want a bulk load of crops let me see what I can sort out with her.
Martin
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Angels arent female , they are asexual. Martin is a celestial being ( boned and rolled evidently )
Unknown User
Quote by Silk and Big G
Angels arent female , they are asexual. Martin is a celestial being ( boned and rolled evidently )

for an asexual - that seems to have a very feminine appearance to me! wink
MadMax
Orgasminator
Oh my god what name can we give/her/him confused:
Unknown User
Quote by Martin_M
Ok with regard to all our e-commerce stuff ,horse bits included I am afraid that they no longer take orders. The equestrian sites were for my wife as she is well into horses. It saves me a load of cash though as she can get all her stuff at trade price.
Having said that if you want a bulk load of crops let me see what I can sort out with her.
Martin

hi martin just a question if that's OK will any of us ever get to meet you? if not you going to show us a pic of you pretty please biggrin
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Right i have a complained.......i had to make 1000 posts to get a full purple bar.......how come Martin has one and he has only done 37 posts.......it just ain't fair i tell yeah!!

he bought it
he'll be buying Remington next!
MadMax
Orgasminator
surprised Well I think she must be a she as she has boobs and a nice curvy bum and long ringlets, in her own little way she is quite cute!!! you know like lara croft is.. omg you know what I mean.
SilkandBigG
Sex God
I think we should call it Christy ( after Christy Brown - he couldnt do arms either)
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Angels arent female , they are asexual.

:shock: :shock: I'm not asexual!! I'm definitely female...
<<<< Not man-boobs!
MandH
Sex God

Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Ok we could call "her" Kotex ..cos she has no arms but has wings .
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Him'nHer
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Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
MandH
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1746329276438204b35b8f2.gif
Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
Yeah thats the one lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1746329276438204b35b8f2.gif
Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
So, the SH angel has to be called Wendy.
Unknown User
Quote by Martin_M
surprised Well I think she must be a she as she has boobs and a nice curvy bum and long ringlets, in her own little way she is quite cute!!! you know like lara croft is.. omg you know what I mean.

Are you talking about your wife or the avatar?
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
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Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
So, the SH angel has to be called Wendy.
I think Wendy is angellic anyway, I'm not saying who Wendy is, because I can't remember how she signs off. :angel: :rose: (For Wendy!)
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1746329276438204b35b8f2.gif
Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
It's not Pan, it was inspired by Hermes :smug:
Unknown User
Quote by marmalaid
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1746329276438204b35b8f2.gif
Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
So, the SH angel has to be called Wendy.
I think Wendy is angellic anyway, I'm not saying who Wendy is, because I can't remember how she signs off. :angel: :rose: (For Wendy!)
I do!
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Im gonna keep trying since no one likes my ideas . How about calling it Swiss .............cos you cant work out what it really means and it has no armies. :shock:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
I think Wendy is angellic anyway, I'm not saying who Wendy is, because I can't remember how she signs off. :angel: :rose: (For Wendy!)


Oops shit redface
Cos I thought that this "Wendy" was a bloke crouched down - only reading this thead I've found out that it's wings (presumably attached) and not a blue set of knees behind him confused surprisedops:
:uhoh:
Missy - who still can't see how a female angel can have a knob that size with no straps showing :?
Unknown User
Quote by Angel Chat
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1746329276438204b35b8f2.gif
Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
It's not Pan, it was inspired by Herpes:smug:
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Phoenix
Sex God
Quote by Missy
I think Wendy is angellic anyway, I'm not saying who Wendy is, because I can't remember how she signs off. :angel: :rose: (For Wendy!)


Oops shit redface
Cos I thought that this "Wendy" was a bloke crouched down - only reading this thead I've found out that it's wings (presumably attached) and not a blue set of knees behind him confused surprisedops:
:uhoh:
Missy - who still can't see how a female angel can have a knob that size with no straps showing :?
Shows the state of your mind dear....
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
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Well I think the SH angel is definitely female, she sort of looks heavenly but sort of pensive at the same time................................
I think she's waiting to pounce on that twat with the horn that you see stuck on BT vans innocent wink

That's Pan you're talking about.
It's not Pan, it was inspired by Herpes:smug:
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I think you enjoy my spanking you Alex!! rotflmao I had to scroll up quickly to double check I hadn't actually typed that redface lol :lol:
Unknown User
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: