Nicknames

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Are we still allowed to say cunt ?

Personally I think that should be the only word allowed to be used when referring to the vagina. I mean, wtf is 'pussy' all about?
Why not just use vagina then?
If one alternative name is ok - why not all?
Because 'vagina' is too anatomical and doesn't describe it beyond it physiological purpose. 'Pussy' sounds too docile, compliant, laden with sexual connotations and nothing more but 'cunt' just sounds all encompassing... sigh, hang on, let me go dig out my feminist textbooks... LOL
Surely it a matter of personal preference?
Personally I prefer Pussy, but that's me. As for docile - no, doesn't give that impression to me.
The C word is not something I would ever use. Seems cold and unfeeling.
But it each to their own.
Good God - have I just done a mildly serious post today???
I agree with you Alexandra... prefer pussy (or bits in front of the kids!) Don't like the C word either...find it very cold and coarse.
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22 Nov 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
What do you call your bits ?

I'm not in the habit of talking to my penis, but if I were I suppose to call it Cuthbert would be as good a name as any.
"Good morning Cuthbert, nice to see you up and about, what would you like to do today?"
.....and Cuthbert would respond " Go and visit Jas for a good hard shag" :twisted:
Well he might redface

Jas
XXX
Cuthbert can't talk....
But I know what he's thinking, and so do you :twisted:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Are we still allowed to say cunt ?

You can, but he's just as likely to answer to "postie"
:laughabove: rotflmao

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
I call mine "ma boabie" which in the winter could possibly be extended to "ma boabie ewing" cos it tends to disappear with the cold but has been known to make a reappearance after a hot shower

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would just like to say that our recent newbie intake has had a far better GSOH standard than usual!
AWWWWW Shucks maam
Well all i can say is that you lot must just bring out the best in me

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Glasgowfella
I call mine "ma boabie" which in the winter could possibly be extended to "ma boabie ewing" cos it tends to disappear with the cold but has been known to make a reappearance after a hot shower

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would just like to say that our recent newbie intake has had a far better GSOH standard than usual!
AWWWWW Shucks maam
Well all i can say is that you lot must just bring out the best in me
:smug: I have a t-shirt I slob around the house in which has the saying "I love boabie" on it... but that was taken from a telly programme that was shown in Scotland a little while ago... cause it was my little cousin who bought it for me... knowing just how much I do love boabie's that is lol

Just thought I'd randomly share that with you's
bolt

off to find said t-shirt and wear it to bed tonight wink

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Are we still allowed to say cunt ?

You can, but he's just as likely to answer to "postie"
I hate that word, but that was soooooooooooo* funny

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Glasgowfella
I call mine "ma boabie" which in the winter could possibly be extended to "ma boabie ewing" cos it tends to disappear with the cold but has been known to make a reappearance after a hot shower

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would just like to say that our recent newbie intake has had a far better GSOH standard than usual!
AWWWWW Shucks maam
Well all i can say is that you lot must just bring out the best in me
Has it warmed up on Scotland then????
I call mine BOB cause it likes to.... wink

22 Nov 2005

Its not actually that bad just now, but it is meant to get worse before the weekend.
Still some of you going to the munch on saturday will no doubt have the chance to counter the bad weather by the approach of a warm front!!!

22 Nov 2005

Tommy Todger (todger for short) seems to be in vouge around this house at the moment rolleyes

22 Nov 2005

Foufie

Minx x x

22 Nov 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Foufie
Minx x x

:shock: :shock: kinda grows on you that one wink

22 Nov 2005

well mine will always be a twopence and a tail biggrin

or a moneybox and a penny :D

22 Nov 2005

my ex wife used to call me foofee which is very like foufie
so she was actually saying im a twat?

22 Nov 2005

My ex used to call mine "willy woo". Thank god she's now my ex lol

I call women's bits "down there". I find cunt is too crude and pussy is too American, unfortunately those are the only 'grown up' ones i know of.

23 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Are we still allowed to say cunt ?

You can, but he's just as likely to answer to "postie"
I hate that word, but that was soooooooooooo* funny

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You hate 'Postie' - I didn't think he was quite that offensive :roll: