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Pussy, Quim, Mini a few for the Vagina
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What do you call your bits ?
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Here are some to start with
...and some more:
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Quote by bisto kid
What do you call your bits ?
I'm not in the habit of talking to my penis, but if I were I suppose to call it Cuthbert would be as good a name as any.
"Good morning Cuthbert, nice to see you up and about, what would you like to do today?"
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I remember reading that President Lyndon Johnson called his "Ol' Jumbo", but he was from Texas.
Quote by Ice Pie
What do you call your bits ?
I'm not in the habit of talking to my penis, but if I were I suppose to call it Cuthbert would be as good a name as any.
"Good morning Cuthbert, nice to see you up and about, what would you like to do today?"
.....and Cuthbert would respond " Go and visit Jas for a good hard shag" :twisted:
Well he might
Jas
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Quote by Alexandra
Are we still allowed to say cunt ?
Personally I think that should be the only word allowed to be used when referring to the vagina. I mean, wtf is 'pussy' all about?
Why not just use vagina then?
If one alternative name is ok - why not all?
Because 'vagina' is too anatomical and doesn't describe it beyond it physiological purpose. 'Pussy' sounds too docile, compliant, laden with sexual connotations and nothing more but 'cunt' just sounds all encompassing... sigh, hang on, let me go dig out my feminist textbooks... LOL
Quote by Maia
Are we still allowed to say cunt ?
Personally I think that should be the only word allowed to be used when referring to the vagina. I mean, wtf is 'pussy' all about?
Why not just use vagina then?
If one alternative name is ok - why not all?
Because 'vagina' is too anatomical and doesn't describe it beyond it physiological purpose. 'Pussy' sounds too docile, compliant, laden with sexual connotations and nothing more but 'cunt' just sounds all encompassing... sigh, hang on, let me go dig out my feminist textbooks... LOL
Surely it a matter of personal preference?
Personally I prefer Pussy, but that's me. As for docile - no, doesn't give that impression to me.
The C word is not something I would ever use. Seems cold and unfeeling.
But it each to their own.
Good God - have I just done a mildly serious post today???
Sexlightened
how about
dinky do
nooney noo and Lily
Marmite motorway!!
dinky do
nooney noo and Lily
Marmite motorway!!
Sexlightened
Quote by Maia
Marmite motorway!!
Is that relating to the appearance or flavour?
I certainly don't want to taste it :shock: it's a little anal
Sexlightened
Quote by outlaws2001
Marmite motorway!!
Is that relating to the appearance or flavour?
I certainly don't want to taste it :shock: it's a little anal
sorry to bring the tone down to that level just what my boy described it once and it stucked in my head
Quote by Glasgowfella
I call mine "ma boabie" which in the winter could possibly be extended to "ma boabie ewing" cos it tends to disappear with the cold but has been known to make a reappearance after a hot shower
I would just like to say that our recent newbie intake has had a far better GSOH standard than usual!
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