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Your off for a night out on the town!
you must choose five famous people to join you for a night of exteme drinking. Who do you choose????
and why??
if they come as pair both are allowed eg ant and dec
mine are as follows
Peter Kaye.......no explanation needed
Cuban brothers (mtv).............. i've met them they're MAD (classed as one my post my rules)
The Osbournes...........because they'll take the piss all night
Tara palmer T...............just for a bit of posh...and she might have some nice looking mates with her.
and finally
the Gallagher brothers................... they know how to get drunk
Billy Connolly - I think he's teetotal, now.. but I'm thinking of b4 that. Just be good to have him around.
Johnny Depp - So I could get him tipsy and fuck the heck outta him.
Angelina Jolie - Same reason as above.
Arnie - Someone to finish all the fights I start.
Chrissie from Holby City - to patch us all up at the end of the night. Oh, and she's LUSH.
Pauls Answer:
Kelly Brooke, totally fit
Kelly Brooke
Kelly Brooke
You know where this is going, don't you.
Carmens Answer:
What he said, for the same reason.
Sorry we are in horny mood before tonights fun and games.
elvis presley that would get rid of me wife
while i shag kylie senseless biggrin
chubby brown for the laffs lol
jamie lee curtis for the same reason as kylie
and shane from west life for me wife again
that will do for me
i hope so or my kylie session is in danger
If so...
Genghis Kahn - In case we get in a fight
Bannana Man (aka Eric)
Aled Jones - You need someone to be the but of everyboies jokes
Bob Monkhouse - Comic genius
Margret Thatcher
Please note on any given day this list could and most probably would have been different.
yes you can include dead people personally i think it would be chore exhuming the bodies
Paul Daniels and partner (Met em and they great people to be around)
The Prime Minister (Love to see him get his hair down and hear what he really feels, no spin. Plus his body guards may come in handy and if the PM not worth a few free beers nothing is)
Lenny Henry (Also met him and he great bloke)
Jasper Carrot (Ditto for Mr Henry above)
Rolf Harris (Worked with and met this wonderful man)
Okies so we all be a bunch of comedians (sorry Mr Blair, no offence intended) out for a drink, but as an x performer myself it would be a hell of a night I am sure.
Quote by djswinger
yes you can include dead people personally i think it would be chore exhuming the bodies

Was waiting for somebody to make a wise crack...
Take it by the lack of comment that fictional characters are also allowed....?
puppets are only allowed if accompanied by their muppets
banana man rocks so yeah i'll allow him
they would all have to be extreme lightweights as i am drunk pretty quick
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puppets are only allowed if accompanied by their muppets
banana man rocks so yeah i'll allow him

Result !!!
23 Accacia Avenue here I come
Bill Hicks (sadly deceased American comedian)
Glen Duncan - 'Author of I, Lucifer' met him and not only is he very talented but fit too!
Howard Marks - Author of 'Mr Nice' met him and he is a man of much charisma and charm
Gary Oldman - My favourite actor
Michael Stipe - Love him!
Billy Connelly (as Vix says, before he was teetotal)
Robin Williams (before he cleaned up his act)
Richard Prior (before he cleaned up his act)
Lenny Bruce
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore
This is turning into a 3-day bender drinkies My liver and funny bone aren't going to survive
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Glen Duncan - 'Author of I, Lucifer'

Hmmmm gotta add that one to my list lol :lol: :lol:
Hey Lucifer, if you like Lenny Bruce you must like Bill Hicks too? Have you heard of him?
bill hicks is a legend
i'm upping it to six he's on my list sadly he died 10 yr ago
Quote by liss11210
Hey Lucifer, if you like Lenny Bruce you must like Bill Hicks too? Have you heard of him?

Definitely a loss to the world when he died so young.....
On that note maybe we should add John Belushi too
1-kylie
2-kylie
3-kylie
4-kylie
5-kylie
Sorry for being so boring but i would not be bothered with anyone else if kylie was there! :rascal:
Right slight twist to the original question, which 5 people would you like to be on your side in a good old fashioned bar brawl heres mine...
(1) Jonny Knoxville
(2) Stuart Pearce
(3) Vinny Jones
(4) Jona Lomu
(5) Gengis Kahn
Jack Nicholson
Steeve Coogan
Matt Lucas
David Williams
Bill HIcks
can i have more than 5??
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Jack Nicholson
Steeve Coogan
Matt Lucas
David Williams
Bill HIcks
can i have more than 5??

Are they for a 5 for a night out or five for a scrap?
hehe who knows but im sure it would be fun somehow biggrin
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hehe who knows but im sure it would be fun somehow biggrin

I reckon my posse would win in a fight (grrrrr)
Yeah but I bet mine would have you pissing yourself on the floor first biggrin
Quote by fruity1976
Yeah but I bet mine would have you pissing yourself on the floor first biggrin

Touche
Could be a right "pissy" night out lol
Quote by fruity1976
Could be a right "pissy" night out lol

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Well I would imagine it could be if all everyone does is roll around the floor pissing theirselves ;)