Quote by Wilki
Bring on Marya ....
I'm in a fabulous mood tonight.
Bring it on .... BITCH!
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Orgasminator
Wilki gets map, hmm now where is that bit that the north east doesnt want and yorkshire chucked out, ah there... ah.... erm...wilki gets chemical suit out and slips into it, Hmm tight fitting. and sets off to do battle.
MARYA WHERE ARE YA
MARYA WHERE ARE YA
:twisted:
Ps if it all goes horribly wrong, Fabio would you do me the honour of scraping me up and posting me back, please.
MARYA WHERE ARE YA
MARYA WHERE ARE YA
:twisted:
Ps if it all goes horribly wrong, Fabio would you do me the honour of scraping me up and posting me back, please.
Orgasminator
Wilki arrives in Teeside
Mumble mumble mumble,
sorry, Wilki removes his gas mask.
Well guys i can report Marya has done a runner, appartently hiding at Alex females, and Alexs excuse is sorry ive got to teach Dave Notts to make Tea properly.
So Wilki dons gas mask to make his way back to the Dark Lands of Derbyshire scoffing of two of his Derbyshire compadras fear ( Marcuso and Nomad Soul) Hey Guys it was soo Damn Easy.
Mumble mumble mumble,
sorry, Wilki removes his gas mask.
Well guys i can report Marya has done a runner, appartently hiding at Alex females, and Alexs excuse is sorry ive got to teach Dave Notts to make Tea properly.
So Wilki dons gas mask to make his way back to the Dark Lands of Derbyshire scoffing of two of his Derbyshire compadras fear ( Marcuso and Nomad Soul) Hey Guys it was soo Damn Easy.
Quote by Wilki
Wilki arrives in Teeside
Mumble mumble mumble,
sorry, Wilki removes his gas mask.
Well guys i can report Marya has done a runner, appartently hiding at Alex females, and Alexs excuse is sorry ive got to teach Dave Notts to make Tea properly.
So Wilki dons gas mask to make his way back to the Dark Lands of Derbyshire scoffing of two of his Derbyshire compadras fear ( Marcuso and Nomad Soul) Hey Guys it was soo Damn Easy.
I don't for one minute believe Nomad Soul has fear in him ... he survived Blue's Party last night admirably :thumbup:
C xx
Orgasminator
Respect goes to Nomad Soul.
ps nice settee Carlista
ps nice settee Carlista
Orgasminator
Quote by Marya
Is this what you're after, Wilki?
You'll need more than some flimsy boiler suit to contend with me, mister.
Choose your weapon!
Yea right, while im trudging the streets of teeside looking for you, you sit behind locked and bolted doors typing away. you can run but you cant hide Marya,
i actually thought when you wrote "is this what your after, Wilki?" i thought you were offering whats in your avarter as a piece offering. :twisted: it will take more than that, i want the whale bones from your home town aswell,
Quote by TRiNiTV
No disrespect but this is a message to all you small minded people. I know this kind of thing isnt too common but whats with all the shit the new people get. Just because you regulars get to know the other regulars, whats to say that somebody new isnt as keen and honest as yourselves everybody does everything for the first time so give them a break will you.
how do n00bs get a hard time here? I'm a n00b-queen here and still haven'y got a hard time... c'mon peeps! why do all the other n00bs get the fun? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I had a hard time (amicably resolved) yesterday. I managed it by being spiky and rubbing people up the wrong way. Cant recommend it enough
Trying to figure out where this came from 
Come on cheeky - what's got your back up then? At the very least you can explain yourself! :confused:
aRSeexx :color:
(who has noooo problems with newbies 'cos she hasn't been here that long herself - even though some people seem to think I am part of the furniture - and abuse me as such
Come on cheeky - what's got your back up then? At the very least you can explain yourself! :confused:
aRSeexx :color:
(who has noooo problems with newbies 'cos she hasn't been here that long herself - even though some people seem to think I am part of the furniture - and abuse me as such
Quote by Wilki
Yea right, while im trudging the streets of teeside looking for you, you sit behind locked and bolted doors typing away. you can run but you cant hide Marya,
i actually thought when you wrote "is this what your after, Wilki?" i thought you were offering whats in your avarter as a piece offering. :twisted: it will take more than that, i want the whale bones from your home town aswell,
Listen ... DUCK! ... you'll get nothing from my avata,r peasant. Maybe a sore wrist :lol:
Here's the boner you been missing.
And just for the record, I didn't run off nor did I go to Alex_Female's to drink tea. I merely took a step back to give you a head start. Very sporting of me I thought actually. :2fingers:
Yeah right! Quote by DreamerHelen
Newbies only get a hard time here when they post a silly one-liner like "Anyone wanna shag" and then moan that they aren't getting any....
Otherwise I've just seen Newbies treated with complete respect.....so I don't know what you're on about Cheeky....
SO.......... Anyone wanna shag then????
Quote by Marcuso
Newbies only get a hard time here when they post a silly one-liner like "Anyone wanna shag" and then moan that they aren't getting any....
Otherwise I've just seen Newbies treated with complete respect.....so I don't know what you're on about Cheeky....
SO.......... Anyone wanna shag then????
Bad boy!!!!!
:smackbottom:Oh go on then......
Quote by Wilki
So Wilki dons gas mask to make his way back to the Dark Lands of Derbyshire scoffing of two of his Derbyshire compadras fear ( Marcuso and Nomad Soul) Hey Guys it was soo Damn Easy.
Don't get drawn into a false sense of security mate. Be afraid, be very afraid :cry:
These ladies use guys like you for currency
Thanks for the compliment Calista. Some of it was very pleasurable, but my pain threshold is way below that of Morbius. Still makes me shudder to look at the photo
Quote by Nomad_Soul
So Wilki dons gas mask to make his way back to the Dark Lands of Derbyshire scoffing of two of his Derbyshire compadras fear ( Marcuso and Nomad Soul) Hey Guys it was soo Damn Easy.
Don't get drawn into a false sense of security mate. Be afraid, be very afraid :cry:
I noticed he took the easy option and headed north
Orgasminator
They seek him here
They seek him there
They seek that damned Wilki everywhere
Is he in heaven
Is he in hell
That damned elusive ......
Well im here,
Come on Spangle where are ya, and bring ya pickle jar cos youl be walking home with a funny waddle
They seek him there
They seek that damned Wilki everywhere
Is he in heaven
Is he in hell
That damned elusive ......
Well im here,
Come on Spangle where are ya, and bring ya pickle jar cos youl be walking home with a funny waddle
Sex God
well i HATE noobies.. but then.. i guess thats cos i hate EVERYONE!
seriously.. if you come here with the attitude of expecting to be disliked.. then guess what - we will pander to your wishes and dislike you!
get over it.
x
seriously.. if you come here with the attitude of expecting to be disliked.. then guess what - we will pander to your wishes and dislike you!
get over it.
x
Quote by Ch33k3y monk3h
No disrespect but this is a message to all you small minded people. I know this kind of thing isnt too common but whats with all the shit the new people get. Just because you regulars get to know the other regulars, whats to say that somebody new isnt as keen and honest as yourselves everybody does everything for the first time so give them a break will you.
i'm a relative newbie and because i havent come in guns blazing with my head up my own ass i've be welcomed with open arms - people who come in with the wrong attitude will be outed, thats life
Orgasminator
Im up for the it, but Spangle has done a runner, she can run but she cant hide!!!!!
Mind its lock up time and medication at 9 pm
Mind its lock up time and medication at 9 pm
everyone is welcome here until they prove otherwise :?Quote by Calista
Wilki arrives in Teeside
Mumble mumble mumble,
sorry, Wilki removes his gas mask.
Well guys i can report Marya has done a runner, appartently hiding at Alex females, and Alexs excuse is sorry ive got to teach Dave Notts to make Tea properly.
So Wilki dons gas mask to make his way back to the Dark Lands of Derbyshire scoffing of two of his Derbyshire compadras fear ( Marcuso and Nomad Soul) Hey Guys it was soo Damn Easy.
I don't for one minute believe Nomad Soul has fear in him ... he survived Blue's Party last night admirably :thumbup:
C xx
Didn't it make it obvious that it was my first party at Blue and Satins. There i was, face down in a ladys nethers, my bare arse stuck up in the air - and in walks Judy complete with paddle. The sudden silence that befell the room should have made me aware of something about to happen - but no, thwack ! the first of several. Still a bit bruised even now. But nothing like Morbius'. There's a sight i'll not forget
Sex God
Quote by Ch33k3y monk3h
No disrespect but this is a message to all you small minded people. I know this kind of thing isnt too common but whats with all the shit the new people get. Just because you regulars get to know the other regulars, whats to say that somebody new isnt as keen and honest as yourselves everybody does everything for the first time so give them a break will you.
Seeing as how you haven't come back since you posted this, it seems fair to assume you found the way out and fucked off. :huh:
WELL DONE!! :P
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Wilki
Im up for the it, but Spangle has done a runner, she can run but she cant hide!!!!!
Mind its lock up time and medication at 9 pm
See how brave this ‘man’ is – NOT!
You will notice he only shoots his mouth of when he knows I am safely out of the way at Chameleons!
Well I am out of the Jacuzzi and back from the club now Winki!
Come on out yourself – let the fox see the rabbit!
Hmmmm let’s see now
Pickling jar – check
Pruning shears – check
Pliers – check
Power drill – check
Handcuffs – check
Gag – check
Anaesthetic – hmmm out of anaesthetic – oh well
Hacksaw – check
Scalpel – check
Yep, ready when you are Winki-boy!
